Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Joker said: Cunts, the lot of 'em! You've been around these parts longer than I so who would you say is the biggest cunt (in a bad way) here then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: East Dulwich is a place I fucking detest. They had an Iceland there where the pensioners used to shop but the left cunts boycotted it and it closed down. There was a really nice bakery there that sold really nice home made pasties there for 1.70 a throw. But that changed into a 'artisan' bakery that charged a fucking fortune for everything. All of a sudden up popped "I saw you coming" shops that sold absolute fuckung tat at extortionate prices. These soppy 'more money than sense' cunts fucking lap it up. 2 up 2 down houses there with postage stamp gardens, sell for nearly a million each. Five years ago, one of the pubs I used to go in during the 80s were charging £5.50 a pint. You could stand at the bar but had to sit down. But, there were only 2 tables where you could sit and just drink. All the other tables you had to eat at. I hate the place I rarely go south these days, had a mate down that way but he's moved out to Essex. How have you been welcomed where you live now then? Do you hide your Saaaf London accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I rarely go south these days, had a mate down that way but he's moved out to Essex. How have you been welcomed where you live now then? Do you hide your Saaaf London accent? I don't talk to anyone. Not if I can help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You've been around these parts longer than I so who would you say is the biggest cunt (in a bad way) here then? Everybody on here is a cunt, if they don't recognise that fact then they shouldn't be here. The job is to call out other cunts for being cunts, because the media, these days, won't let you criticise anything or anyone without getting all woke and politically correct about it. There's no place for elitism when you're a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Joker said: Everybody on here is a cunt, if they don't recognise that fact then they shouldn't be here. The job is to call out other cunts for being cunts, because the media, these days, won't let you criticise anything or anyone without getting all woke and politically correct about it. There's no place for elitism when you're a cunt! Very diplomatic, who do you despise on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't talk to anyone. Not if I can help it. You don't sound very sociable. I imagined you were quite lively? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You don't sound very sociable. I imagined you were quite lively? I am sociable but I can't stand strangers who start talking about themselves. It's weird when out and about complete strangers saying hello. Didn't happen in London so takes getting used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I am sociable but I can't stand strangers who start talking about themselves. It's weird when out and about complete strangers saying hello. Didn't happen in London so takes getting used to. If anyone talks to me whilst I'm talking to myself in London I tell them to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Were the churches by you in London like this? Bloody hell! I'd heard the Methodists had modernised things a bit but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Very diplomatic, who do you despise on here? I despise the type of cunt who slags off the leaderboard because they're not good enough to feature on it. These cunts often harp on about the 'true meaning of cunting' and the purpose of the site, despite never producing anything that matches either criteria. The next thing you know, they're trying to divert attention from their dreary material by presenting it in large, brightly coloured fonts like a 6 year old mongoloid with a box of crayons. Just sayin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Very diplomatic, who do you despise on here? There's not many I've genuinely hated over the years. JohnnySaucePants and SaltyPissFlaps are probably the only two members I've encountered who have had absolutely no redeeming features or qualities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's not many I've genuinely hated over the years. JohnnySaucePants and SaltyPissFlaps are probably the only two members I've encountered who have had absolutely no redeeming features or qualities. Oh, I forgot to mention this fucking idiot. @Joker Good evening, my pedigree chum. 2 hours ago, Joker said: Everybody on here is a cunt, if they don't recognise that fact then they shouldn't be here. The job is to call out other cunts for being cunts, because the media, these days, won't let you criticise anything or anyone without getting all woke and politically correct about it. There's no place for elitism when you're a cunt! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's not many I've genuinely hated over the years. JohnnySaucePants and SaltyPissFlaps are probably the only two members I've encountered who have had absolutely no redeeming features or qualities. How dare you sully the memory of my beloved Johnny Saucepants. You cold-hearted 16 fingered 'Man From Atlantis' cunt. Welcome back, it's been lonely at the top. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How dare you sully the memory of my beloved Johnny Saucepants. You cold-hearted 16 fingered 'Man From Atlantis' cunt. Welcome back, it's been lonely at the top. 😂 Bollocks. You've loved being the Corners equivalent of Lewis Hamilton this past month, but obviously minus the BLM bandanas, and raising a fist for black power. I actually respect the three blacks on the Olympic podium in the 60's who did it in solidarity for Martin Luther-King. A man who was far from racist, and one the radical left wing should be looking to for political ideals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bollocks. You've loved being the Corners equivalent of Lewis Hamilton this past month, but obviously minus the BLM bandanas, and raising a fist for black power. I actually respect the three blacks on the Olympic podium in the 60's who did it in solidarity for Martin Luther-King. A man who was far from racist, and one the radical left wing should be looking to for political ideals. So you're saying that Eric's a tax dodging, BLM loving gobshite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So you're saying that Eric's a tax dodging, BLM loving gobshite? Don't go putting words in my mouth, Gyp's, or fermenting arguments, but I can't disagree with your assessment of Hamilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Don't go putting words in my mouth, Gyp's, or fermenting arguments, but I can't disagree with your assessment of Hamilton. If you ever compare me to Lewis Hamilton again, I'm going to leave your bum-bum looking like one of Homer Simpson's doughnuts. 'fermenting' arguments indeed.🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Oh, I forgot to mention this fucking idiot. @Joker Good evening, my pedigree chum. I despise @Cockyroach a boring racist one trick pony, at least @Eric CuntmanCuntman demonstrates some funny well thought out racism. I want to kill him, and then serve curry goat and rice and peas at his funeral. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I despise @Cockyroach a boring racist one trick pony, at least @Eric CuntmanCuntman demonstrates some funny well thought out racism. I want to kill him, and then serve curry goat and rice and peas at his funeral. The way you've worded it suggests that you want to kill me and serve ethnic food at my funeral. (It's ok, I know you meant cocky) Anyway, when I die, I would like a Cunts Corner funeral with full honours. My corpse is to be placed in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soaked with six gallons of petrol, then set ablaze and cast adrift across the surface of a sewage treatment plant separation tank. It's what George Floyd would have wanted. Edited May 1, 2021 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My corpse is to placed in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soaked with six gallons of petrol, then set ablaze and cast adrift across the surface of a sewage treatment plant separation tank. I think @Frank would intercept your lifeless body and pop you in his freezer so he could talk to you about snooker every morning. You'd probably be his first true friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I think @Frank would intercept your lifeless body and pop you in his freezer so he could talk to you about snooker every morning. You'd probably be his first true friend. Good old Frank. The Clarence Birdseye of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I think @Frank would intercept your lifeless body and pop you in his freezer so he could talk to you about snooker every morning. You'd probably be his first true friend. You've hit the ground running, Bumbaclaat. I've been watching you suss out the game, and get the measure of the resident old crocodiles. Add to that some quality and amusing material along with a similar opinion, and outlook on life as myself, and it's nice to have you on board. We've been waiting a while for some quality new blood that can cut the mustard here, and weather the storm of a feud, or a few barbed comments without chucking their toys out the pram, and going full spacker. Always remember, 🎶It's only a game 🎶 Edited April 30, 2021 by Major Cunt Any comments regarding arse kissing, like farming ect, will be met with a preemptive fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good old Frank. The Clarence Birdseye of cunts. Poor old Francis. He's like his namesake Sinatra except his comebacks are even worse, and he has absolutely no discerning musical talent or ties to the Gambino Family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You've hit the ground running, Bumbaclaat. I've been watching you suss out the game, and get the measure of the resident old crocodiles. Add to that some quality and amusing material along with a similar opinion, and outlook on life as myself, and it's nice to have you on board. We've been waiting a while for some quality new blood that can cut the mustard here, and weather the storm of a feud, or a few barbed comments without chucking their toys out the pram, and going full spacker. Always remember, 🎶It's only a game 🎶 Cheers @Major Cunt, I'm part of the furniture now. Yes I've sussed the place out and it's only a game as you say (with some politics as well) and I can tell you're a bloke who knows the score, and has a realistic outlook. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've been watching you... 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I can tell you're a bloke who knows the score... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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