Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: How about a comedy parody of Logan's Run called Quentin's Mince, where each episode we follow the adventures of Quentin and his flamboyant pals as they attempt to "act manly" and thus evade the attentions of the Morality Police, who are keen to recycle our brave heroes into fertilizer. Viz already did it - sort of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Google Images, search "Men Kissing gif", post as a wordless mocking commentary on the brown-tongued bromancing above it. Total time elapsed maybe 20 seconds. Off you fuck, now. I've just searched following your expert instructions – though I wish I hadn't. While I did hang around for as long as I could endure, I couldn't see the precise clip you had obviously foraged for. Should anyone ever require a GIF of two faggots kissing, you're our go-to man from now on, Bores. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've just searched following your expert instructions – though I wish I hadn't. I did hang around for as long as I could endure, however I couldn't see the precise clip you had obviously foraged for. Should anyone ever require a GIF of two faggots kissing, you're our go-to man from now on, Bores. Bawsy...you’re a top man in my book, however....what the actual fuck were you thinking here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Google Images, search "Men Kissing gif", post as a wordless mocking commentary on the brown-tongued bromancing above it. Total time elapsed maybe 20 seconds. Off you fuck, now. Bollocks, fess up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, fess up Bollques cuntier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Bawsy...you’re a top man in my book, however....what the actual fuck were you thinking here? He was having a go at my friendship with @Major Cunt who rightly commented on my outstanding contributions of late etc. I think you were being cooled off weren't you? And missed my contributions. What did you do to @Mrs Roops to make her hate you so much? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He was having a go at my friendship with @Major Cunt who rightly commented on my outstanding contributions of late etc. I think you were being cooled off weren't you? And missed my contributions. What did you do to @Mrs Roops to make her hate you so much? There's nothing wrong with a bit of praise and acknowledging a new punter who's in the game. Unfortunately, DC seems to have fallen under Franco's spell, and is now name dropping like an ex 'Big Brother' contestant in conversation with the wanker, but as @Eric Cuntman pointed out he's completely devoid of culture as a scouser, and is probably feeling quite highbrow. I've a feeling though that like myself you're from the right side of Watford. He's desperate to provoke a bit of drama in order to stay relevant, ergo his dig at our mutual respect. It's straight out of the Frank Kleftiko Corner playbook, divide and conquer. He once read the 'Prince' by Machiavelli, and is under the delusion that he's some sort of master manipulator. You're on the right path mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 21 hours ago, ProfB said: Bollques cuntier How old are you, Prof, and are you in possession of a pair of knockers that don't resemble spaniels ears? Is your beaver still tight and easily becomes well lubricated? I think that's everything for now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: How old are you, Prof, and are you in possession of a pair of knockers that don't resemble spaniels ears? Is your beaver still tight and easily becomes well lubricated? I think that's everything for now... She could be your future ex wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He was having a go at my friendship with @Major Cunt who rightly commented on my outstanding contributions of late etc. I think you were being cooled off weren't you? And missed my contributions. What did you do to @Mrs Roops to make her hate you so much? She’s pissed off at me for my stellar poetic takedown on her dismissal from the dental profession due to cocking up a scale and polish on Shane McGowan in the early eighties, Raaso. That and protecting her husband Harold. She’s a cuntess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 51 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: There's nothing wrong with a bit of praise and acknowledging a new punter who's in the game. Unfortunately, DC seems to have fallen under Franco's spell, and is now name dropping like an ex 'Big Brother' contestant in conversation with the wanker, but as @Eric Cuntman pointed out he's completely devoid of culture as a scouser, and is probably feeling quite highbrow. I've a feeling though that like myself you're from the right side of Watford. He's desperate to provoke a bit of drama in order to stay relevant, ergo his dig at our mutual respect. It's straight out of the Frank Kleftiko Corner playbook, divide and conquer. He once read the 'Prince' by Machiavelli, and is under the delusion that he's some sort of master manipulator. You're on the right path mate. MC...it would be ‘unfortunate’ if it were true. There’s plenty of anecdotal evidence on here to verify my disdain for scousers, that’s old & tired and you’re a lot better than that, normally. Relax now eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She could be your future ex wife. Russell Grant's got nothing on you, Eric, but the only questions are how long it would take for me to fuck it up, or for Prof to realise she's punching and become incredibly possessive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 On 05/05/2021 at 19:34, Cuntybaws said: Viz already did it - sort of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: MC...it would be ‘unfortunate’ if it were true. There’s plenty of anecdotal evidence on here to verify my disdain for scousers, that’s old & tired and you’re a lot better than that, normally. Relax now eh? I just thought we'd prevailed in giving you the lowdown on Frank's previous for luring newbies to fictitious theatre, meals, and museum meet up's. I wouldn't want to see you travel all the way down to Covent Garden, and then be sat outside a café for three hours, scanning the oncoming crowd for anyone resembling a recently liberated Treblinka prisoner to mince your way. Dressed in the obligatory drainpipe jeans, wig, and effeminately holding a clutch bag full of retroviral medication. Although in retrospect it would fucking funny that you took the bait, and imagining Frank ensconced in a similar establishment 30 metres away whilst snapping away at you sipping numerous cappuccinos. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I just thought we'd prevailed in giving you the lowdown on Frank's previous for luring newbies to fictitious theatre, meals, and museum meet up's. I wouldn't want to see you travel all the way down to Covent Garden, and then be sat outside a café for three hours, scanning the oncoming crowd for anyone resembling a recently liberated Treblinka prisoner to mince your way. Dressed in the obligatory drainpipe jeans, wig, and effeminately holding a clutch bag full of retroviral medication. Although in retrospect it would fucking funny that you took the bait, and imagining Frank ensconced in a similar establishment 30 metres away whilst snapping away at you sipping numerous cappuccinos. You’re underestimating me, Major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re underestimating me, Major. Possibly, or maybe I'm just on the wind up. This is Cunts Corner after all, but he did manage to once ensnare a former cozzer with the promise of a slap up meal followed by complimentary theatre tickets. I would like to think it was greed rather than stupidity that induced old Judge to believe him. The man's an ex detective after all. It's an incredibly disturbing indictment on the height of the entry bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Possibly, or maybe I'm just on the wind up. This is Cunts Corner after all, but he did manage to once ensnare a former cozzer with the promise of a slap up meal followed by complimentary theatre tickets. I would like to think it was greed rather than stupidity that induced old Judge to believe him. The man's an ex detective after all. It's an incredibly disturbing indictment on the height of the entry bar... Drew Peacock did the same trick on the catwoman had her sat by the pier at Brighton all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Possibly, or maybe I'm just on the wind up. This is Cunts Corner after all, but he did manage to once ensnare a former cozzer with the promise of a slap up meal followed by complimentary theatre tickets. I would like to think it was greed rather than stupidity that induced old Judge to believe him. The man's an ex detective after all. It's an incredibly disturbing indictment on the height of the entry bar... Ever cross your mind that I am also, MC? I’m just surprised at the calibre of the woundees, Frank-ly. I know of the above story, shame I wasn’t around to see it in all of its glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Drew Peacock did the same trick on the catwoman had her sat by the pier at Brighton all night. Oh dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ever cross your mind that I am also, MC? I’m just surprised at the calibre of the woundees, Frank-ly. I know of the above story, shame I wasn’t around to see it in all of its glory. That one ran and ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: My favourite Viz ad. Even better than the Elvis Presley/Battle of Britain memorial clock/plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My favourite Viz ad. Even better than the Elvis Presley/Battle of Britain memorial clock/plate? It was "WASP WORLD" for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its was "WASP WORLD" for me. ‘I was stang over 78 times when I went there, I even took one on the bell-end when in the toilets having a piss.’ - Mr L. Chester. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Won't your cock get caught in the spokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Won't your cock get caught in the spokes? Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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