Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: It was "WASP WORLD" for me. "They're Happy Because They Eat Lard" has a special place in my black Scottish heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 15 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I prefer the "bollock kicking" machine where you can kick celebs in the balls. "I've worn out 3 pairs of boots kicking Clarkeson in the bollocks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 15 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I just thought we'd prevailed in giving you the lowdown on Frank's previous for luring newbies to fictitious theatre, meals, and museum meet up's. I wouldn't want to see you travel all the way down to Covent Garden, and then be sat outside a café for three hours, scanning the oncoming crowd for anyone resembling a recently liberated Treblinka prisoner to mince your way. Dressed in the obligatory drainpipe jeans, wig, and effeminately holding a clutch bag full of retroviral medication. Although in retrospect it would fucking funny that you took the bait, and imagining Frank ensconced in a similar establishment 30 metres away whilst snapping away at you sipping numerous cappuccinos. Yeah. I fell for it as well. 5 hours I sat on some cunts yacht in St.Helier harbour in Jersey waiting for him. The frog who owned it wasn't half angry when he found me drinking his cabernet sauvignon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah. I fell for it as well. 5 hours I sat on some cunts yacht in St.Helier harbour in Jersey waiting for him. The frog who owned it wasn't half angry when he found me drinking his cabernet sauvignon. I’ll reserve judgement here. Frank did upset me in December Re: his non-event karaoke evening as we got popcorn in and everything, but he did PM me with reference to his health issues. I can’t see him letting me down in August, he’s taking me & the wife to The Groucho. What do you think of that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I prefer the "bollock kicking" machine where you can kick celebs in the balls. "I've worn out 3 pairs of boots kicking Clarkeson in the bollocks". ‘Celebrity Blow your Tits Up’ the new game show where celebrities, such as Anthony Newley and Bruce Forsyth attach explosives to women’s tits and the women whose tits go highest in the air win the biggest prizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘I was stang over 78 times when I went there, I even took one on the bell-end when in the toilets having a piss.’ - Mr L. Chester. 'Steve Irwin got stang in the heart by a fish.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "They're Happy Because They Eat Lard" has a special place in my black Scottish heart. Child beating machine for me. I’ve almost finished my own version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 Is it a shed or is it a hat? It's a shat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Fucking hell, I don't even remember logging in this week. Must order another few trays of Tennent's Super Lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I don't even remember logging in this week. Must order another few trays of Tennent's Super Lager. Did I mention that I've got 10,000+ likes? It will be overtaken, but I fucking got there first. Who fucking remembers Apollo 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did I mention that I've got 10,000+ likes? I think you may have inadvertently let slip the occasional reference to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I don't even remember logging in this week. Must order another few trays of Tennent's Super Lager. Fuck off bawsey; you're just showing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did I mention that I've got 10,000+ likes? It will be overtaken, but I fucking got there first. Who fucking remembers Apollo 12? I remember Apollo Creed. Especially when that commie beat the shit out of him. Marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 @Eric Cuntman @Decimus @King Billy howay, lads, you know this shite isn't my style. I don't like the penthouse, the bed is always crusty and the toilets always fucking clogged... You cunts have only put me here to clean up, haven't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: @Eric Cuntman @Decimus @King Billy howay, lads, you know this shite isn't my style. I don't like the penthouse, the bed is always crusty and the toilets always fucking clogged... You cunts have only put me here to clean up, haven't you? I wondered when you'd notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: @Eric Cuntman @Decimus @King Billy howay, lads, you know this shite isn't my style. I don't like the penthouse, the bed is always crusty and the toilets always fucking clogged... You cunts have only put me here to clean up, haven't you? Look in the cistern, I’ve left a little prezzie for you… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Look in the cistern, I’ve left a little prezzie for you… If you top decked it, I already did that when I was up there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: If you top decked it, I already did that when I was up there. No. Mings skull so he can fuck the slanty eye sockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Pecker back on the leaderboard after about 3 days of posting rubbish and acting a cunt. The standard here is either very low or I’m that fucking good. Kiss my ball bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pecker back on the leaderboard after about 3 days of posting rubbish and acting a cunt. The standard here is either very low or I’m that fucking good. Kiss my ball bags Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pecker back on the leaderboard after about 3 days of posting rubbish and acting a cunt. The standard here is either very low or I’m that fucking good. Kiss my ball bags You don't have to do any acting. You're 100% a cunt, and a grassing one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You don't have to do any acting. You're 100% a cunt, and a grassing one at that. Withers. If it took Stubbers 8 weeks to fondle every newt in England and your good self 7 weeks to bugger every goose in France, how long would it take Adolfs boys to triumphantly hoist the Swastika in Paris if this was 1940? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: Withers. If it took Stubbers 8 weeks to fondle every newt in England and your good self 7 weeks to bugger every goose in France, how long would it take Adolfs boys to triumphantly hoist the Swastika in Paris if this was 1940? There you are 👑 Billy, talking rubbish, I have a special folder not Para. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 4 hours ago, ProfB said: There you are 👑 Billy, talking rubbish, I have a special folder not Para. I'm the best one on here. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm the best one on here. Fuck off. You certainly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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