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Thank you for popping in to see us, old boy. Regard this your first nomination as a kind of audition. If it passes muster we will bring you into the inner sanctum and offer you a glass of brandy and a seat by the fire. If it doesn’t, then darkness beckons. As it is right now I’d say it needs a little work.

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11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Thank you for popping in to see us, old boy. Regard this your first nomination as a kind of audition. If it passes muster we will bring you into the inner sanctum and offer you a glass of brandy and a seat by the fire. If it doesn’t, then darkness beckons. As it is right now I’d say it needs a little work.

Call in Alan Titchmarsh to finish it off. Is there a tear jerk off story behind the candelabra? 

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I liked Tommy and he did a load of DIY shows years ago. Fucking hell Our House where they took on a whole house rennovation from top to bottom over quite a few episodes with detailed explanations and guide to doing all the work (Michaela Strachan aka BBC Winterwatch etc partnering with Chris Packham) was fucking useful stuff. 

It's alright fucking knocking, but what's your fucking beef with the great DIY leggie? 

Cunt. You're a miserable fucking rusty tack with no talent  Fuck off and creosote yourself. 

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43 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Thank you for popping in to see us, old boy. Regard this your first nomination as a kind of audition. If it passes muster we will bring you into the inner sanctum and offer you a glass of brandy and a seat by the fire. If it doesn’t, then darkness beckons. As it is right now I’d say it needs a little work.

Sorry, this nom is badly misguided. Tommy is a mountain of DIY expertise who has generously devoted his life to spreading the knowledge and confidence to generations of budding Barry Bucknells.* What’s the fucking gripe all about. Did he try a job and it all went arse up so this is revenge for his own namby pamby fuck up? 

*now if he'd nominated Barry he would have stood an outside chance

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13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Sorry, this nom is badly misguided. Tommy is a mountain of DIY expertise who has generously devoted his life to spreading the knowledge and confidence to generations of budding Barry Bucknells.* What’s the fucking gripe all about. Did he try a job and it all went arse up so this is revenge for his own namby pamby fuck up? 

*now if he'd nominated Barry he would have stood an outside chance

Now.... how do you know Bucknell?

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10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Now.... how do you know Bucknell?

I come the hardboardocene, circa 1960 AD, when roaming the earth were men with mouthfuls of panel pins in white coats, carrying lightweight hammers, concealed millions of Victorian home features behind sheets of cheap decorative panelling. 

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You cunts know who Tommy fucking Walsh is,he's the one who used bang Charlie 'peanut smuggling' Dimmock behind the tool shed,always used to have brown stains on the end of his fingers. The cunt would also sell his soul for a few quid advertising some fuck awful diy tool or idea. Nearly laid as many patios as me.

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31 minutes ago, Neil said:

You cunts know who Tommy fucking Walsh is,he's the one who used bang Charlie 'peanut smuggling' Dimmock behind the tool shed,always used to have brown stains on the end of his fingers. The cunt would also sell his soul for a few quid advertising some fuck awful diy tool or idea. Nearly laid as many patios as me.

OK now's time to fess up. What are you hiding under those patios? 

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12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

He's got to be a cunt for starting the builder fashion faux pas of a lumberjack shirt, joggers and great big fuck off pair of trawlermans braces to finish the ensemble off.

You forgot the cargo trousers. You never saw him with a safety helmet on. 

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