Last Cunt Standing Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Well well well, if it isn’t the next cab off the rank... The man in question (or “Yer man”, with all apologies to @King Billy) is currently favourite to be next DUP leader and First Minister. Handily he already believes in fairytales, so unicorns should not be too much of a stretch. I haven’t heard him bellowing “No!” yet, but no doubt the Shankill branch of Weight Watchers is familiar with his tone. He’s worthy of cunting on name alone surely? A name that would leap from the page of Nicholas Nickleby, yet should provoke nothing but giggling from anyone born post war. He was born in the mid sixties, for Christ’s sake. Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, if it isn’t the next cab off the rank... The man in question (or “Yer man”, with all apologies to @King Billy) is currently favourite to be next DUP leader and First Minister. Handily he already believes in fairytales, so unicorns should not be too much of a stretch. I haven’t heard him bellowing “No!” yet, but no doubt the Shankill branch of Weight Watchers is familiar with his tone. He’s worthy of cunting on name alone surely? A name that would leap from the page of Nicholas Nickleby, yet should provoke nothing but giggling from anyone born post war. He was born in the mid sixties, for Christ’s sake. Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. Charles Dickens missed a trick when he allowed Bernard Cornwell to use the name 'Obediah Hakeswill' all those years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 He'll bring a welcome touch of diversity. We should cherish nutters like this; The Province needs a new and totally unhinged fom of bigotry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, if it isn’t the next cab off the rank... The man in question (or “Yer man”, with all apologies to @King Billy) is currently favourite to be next DUP leader and First Minister. Handily he already believes in fairytales, so unicorns should not be too much of a stretch. I haven’t heard him bellowing “No!” yet, but no doubt the Shankill branch of Weight Watchers is familiar with his tone. He’s worthy of cunting on name alone surely? A name that would leap from the page of Nicholas Nickleby, yet should provoke nothing but giggling from anyone born post war. He was born in the mid sixties, for Christ’s sake. Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. NO SURRENDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 He looks as if he could jump out of an aeroplane and glide safely to the ground using those sticky out ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Punkers new pin up boy now Jacob Rees-Mogg has turned into a bit of a pinko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 17 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, if it isn’t the next cab off the rank... The man in question (or “Yer man”, with all apologies to @King Billy) is currently favourite to be next DUP leader and First Minister. Handily he already believes in fairytales, so unicorns should not be too much of a stretch. I haven’t heard him bellowing “No!” yet, but no doubt the Shankill branch of Weight Watchers is familiar with his tone. He’s worthy of cunting on name alone surely? A name that would leap from the page of Nicholas Nickleby, yet should provoke nothing but giggling from anyone born post war. He was born in the mid sixties, for Christ’s sake. Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. I have compketely written off Scotland Northern Ireland as places of any interest. I don't want to know anything about them. Especially the fucking weather where they are always getting a disproportionate slice of the TV national forecasts. Who gives a fuck? As for the politics - who fucking cares? They could do themselves a favour and split from England then we all get down to the business of dealing with the main things in life which doesn't include them or their weather or their fucking views or politics. And it is because of those fucking backward northerly peasants we all have to endure the double misery every year of a clock change. It's fucking misery gutting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 01:30, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, if it isn’t the next cab off the rank... The man in question (or “Yer man”, with all apologies to @King Billy) is currently favourite to be next DUP leader and First Minister. Handily he already believes in fairytales, so unicorns should not be too much of a stretch. I haven’t heard him bellowing “No!” yet, but no doubt the Shankill branch of Weight Watchers is familiar with his tone. He’s worthy of cunting on name alone surely? A name that would leap from the page of Nicholas Nickleby, yet should provoke nothing but giggling from anyone born post war. He was born in the mid sixties, for Christ’s sake. Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧 (kick the pope) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 01:30, Last Cunt Standing said: Dangerous wanker. Mark your cards. Presbyterians aren’t permitted to wank. They’re not catholic’s ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 19:31, ChildeHarold said: I have compketely written off Scotland Northern Ireland as places of any interest. I don't want to know anything about them. Especially the fucking weather where they are always getting a disproportionate slice of the TV national forecasts. Who gives a fuck? As for the politics - who fucking cares? They could do themselves a favour and split from England then we all get down to the business of dealing with the main things in life which doesn't include them or their weather or their fucking views or politics. And it is because of those fucking backward northerly peasants we all have to endure the double misery every year of a clock change. It's fucking misery gutting. That’s that then. Thanks for clearing that up. You can fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 16 hours ago, King Billy said: That’s that then. Thanks for clearing that up. You can fuck off now. Was it piddling down in Exmouth or did you go just for the homosexual orgies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 16 hours ago, King Billy said: 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧 (kick the pope) I remember a joke: A woman in Shankhill was as usual short of cash and needed some dosh to feed the kids. So she grabbed a large China ornament of a mounted King Billy and made her way towards the pawn brokers. She was halfway across the road when she dropped the ornament which shattered into several pieces. Enraged she shouted "Ye bastard! Ye crossed the Boyne but you couldn't cross the fucking road". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember a joke: A woman in Shankhill was as usual short of cash and needed some dosh to feed the kids. So she grabbed a large China ornament of a mounted King Billy and made her way towards the pawn brokers. She was halfway across the road when she dropped the ornament which shattered into several pieces. Enraged she shouted "Ye bastard! Ye crossed the Boyne but you couldn't cross the fucking road". That may very well be the worst joke in the history of the world, ever, and I say that as someone who has seen John Bishop live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That may very well be the worst joke in the history of the world, ever, and I say that as someone who has seen John Bishop live. I'd like to see John Bishop dead.* *I don't really. It was for comic effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to see John Bishop dead.* *I don't really. It was for comic effect I’d (I would) I don’t (I do not) I wouldn’t (I would not) Come on Gypps. Sort yourself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d (I would) I don’t (I do not) I wouldn’t (I would not) Come on Gypps. Sort yourself out. I will So I will. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A woman in Shankhill was as usual short of cash and needed some dosh to feed the kids. You may be surprised to learn Gypps that the Shankhill Rd. area of Belfast and the surrounding council estates has more millionaires per capita than almost every sink estate in the U.K., all hard working entrepreneurs who shun publicity and rarely come out during daylight hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: You may be surprised to learn Gypps that the Shankhill Rd. area of Belfast and the surrounding council estates has more millionaires per capita than almost every sink estate in the U.K., all hard working entrepreneurs who shun publicity and rarely come out during daylight hours. I was in Belfast once, back in the 70s. I think I told you, walking down a pitch black street as all the street lights were smashed and seeing shadowy figures who were an army patrol. Fucking scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was in Belfast once, back in the 70s. I think I told you, walking down a pitch black street as all the street lights were smashed and seeing shadowy figures who were an army patrol. Fucking scary How much was a hand gallop back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 24 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: How much was a hand gallop back then? Is a hand gallop a wank? Because I was 10 years old at the time so if you're implying I gave hand jobs as a 10 year old then consider yourself reported you sick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I will So I will. an all, an all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Of course he couldn’t know how old you were with out being telepathic or having access to a time machine you fucking prat. Put your man pants back on a shut the fuck up for 5 mins. Try not posting here for 24 hours... If I didn't post here for 24 hours I'd still be more interesting than you. You fucking mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Poots - is someone having a laugh? Poot - it means to break wind, a fart Edwin poots Head wind aka Edwin The corner is always naming folk I don;t know - i don;t know if a Joke or serious half of the time. Off to goog Edwin Poots is a Northern Irish politician. a poot is a fart, the luck of the irish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 12 hours ago, ProfB said: Poots - is someone having a laugh? Poot - it means to break wind, a fart Edwin poots Head wind aka Edwin The corner is always naming folk I don;t know - i don;t know if a Joke or serious half of the time. Off to goog Edwin Poots is a Northern Irish politician. a poot is a fart, the luck of the irish. Fuck me, wait until Ding and Trump play each other in the snooker - it'll blow your mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 hours ago, ProfB said: Poots - is someone having a laugh? Poot - it means to break wind, a fart Edwin poots Head wind aka Edwin The corner is always naming folk I don;t know - i don;t know if a Joke or serious half of the time. Off to goog Edwin Poots is a Northern Irish politician. a poot is a fart, the luck of the irish. Your posts generally read as though a remedial 14 year-old has stolen its parents' laptop after a sugar rush. 'Professor' indeed – what a colossal birdbrain you're consistently proving to be. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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