Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Paging @ratcumto the main corner.... Mindless fucking wall head butting cunts. That’ll learn ‘em. Liverpool 96 Israel 44 Palestinians haven't laughed this much since 1945. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 I told that cunt at the back of the festival that is was a bad idea to start offering bacon sandwiches around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, Goober said: I told that cunt at the back of the festival that is was a bad idea to start offering bacon sandwiches around. You’re a genius doc, I’m going to try that one at Mecca, perhaps substituting the bacon sarnies for a 12 year old girl- should kill thousands of the goat bothers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You’re a genius doc, I’m going to try that one at Mecca, perhaps substituting the bacon sarnies for a 12 year old girl- should kill thousands of the goat bothers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Spurs season ticket sales will be down next season. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Spurs season ticket sales will be down next season. That's got nothing to do with the lethal crush and plenty to do with the fact they've been absolute cack under that Portuguese wanker. When will clubs realise that he's bang average and, these days, only in it for the pay off when he gets sacked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Goober said: That's got nothing to do with the lethal crush and plenty to do with the fact they've been absolute cack under that Portuguese wanker. When will clubs realise that he's bang average and, these days, only in it for the pay off when he gets sacked? He was 'special' when he had a bottomless pot of dosh to dip into but Tottenham is run like a fucking corner shop. It's a good job the Super League, or whatever it's called, was pulled because they'd have been twatted every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was 'special' when he had a bottomless pot of dosh to dip into but Tottenham is run like a fucking corner shop. It's a good job the Super League, or whatever it's called, was pulled because they'd have been twatted every week. He was never special. He's not created one good team. He's inherited good teams, tweaked a tiny bit and got very, very lucky. He was a terrible choice for Utd and an even worse choice for Spurs give how tight fisted they are. I'd rate Solskjaer's achievement of getting Utd to 2nd this year easily above anything Jose Morose has done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Goober said: He was never special. He's not created one good team. He's inherited good teams, tweaked a tiny bit and got very, very lucky. He was a terrible choice for Utd and an even worse choice for Spurs give how tight fisted they are. I'd rate Solskjaer's achievement of getting Utd to 2nd this year easily above anything Jose Morose has done. He inherited a solid top 6 team but he brought in Drogba and that Dutch winger (?) and had Makelele in a holding role and that worked. So he did have some tactical nous. Apparently the cunt has made around £60m from being fired. Jobs a good 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Who Jew think you're pushing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Park the bus, Jose. Robben? Wasn't he signed by Ranieri? Maybe you mean someone else though. Nice work if you can get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was 'special' when he had a bottomless pot of dosh to dip into but Tottenham is run like a fucking corner shop. It's a good job the Super League, or whatever it's called, was pulled because they'd have been twatted every week. Super League with currently the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th and 10th placed teams in the PL. It was never a good idea and I'm not the least surprised it's disappeared up its own arse. I'd love these fuckers to be kicked out of the league. It would mean a relatively comfortable 16th place finish and fuck loads of cash for Norwich, the only truly solvent team in the top two leagues, every season. Getting rid of these teams might initiate a return of real football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Goober said: Super League with currently the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th and 10th placed teams in the PL. It was never a good idea and I'm not the least surprised it's disappeared up its own arse. I'd love these fuckers to be kicked out of the league. It would mean a relatively comfortable 16th place finish and fuck loads of cash for Norwich, the only truly solvent team in the top two leagues, every season. Getting rid of these teams might initiate a return of real football. Norwich are solvent because of the parachute payments through serial relegations. It's certainly not through Delia's cookery book sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Norwich are solvent because of the parachute payments through serial relegations. It's certainly not through Delia's cookery book sales. Not true. They will get nothing from parachute payments this year. Parachute payments only kick in if a club doesn't bounce straight back. They're solvent because they only spent ~5m on signings last time they were promoted. All the cash that Norwich and Watford would have got (and possibly Bournemouth too) will be redistributed between the Premier league clubs. They may be lampooned for yoyoing, but financially they can't be criticised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: Not true. They will get nothing from parachute payments this year. Parachute payments only kick in if a club doesn't bounce straight back. They're solvent because they only spent ~5m on signings last time they were promoted. All the cash that Norwich and Watford would have got (and possibly Bournemouth too) will be redistributed between the Premier league clubs. They may be lampooned for yoyoing, but financially they can't be criticised. Sure, what the fuck do I know, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sure, what the fuck do I know, eh? Do us a bacon sarnie when you've finished the washing up. There's a good girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sure, what the fuck do I know, eh? More than most of the tarts on TV footy programmes at the mo,and there's hundreds of the dopey mares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 Orange Squash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 21:59, Stubby Pecker said: Paging @ratcumto the main corner.... Mindless fucking wall head butting cunts. That’ll learn ‘em. Liverpool 96 Israel 44 Palestinians haven't laughed this much since 1945. milkshake sales will no doubt spiral upwards Stub 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, ratcum said: milkshake sales will no doubt spiral upwards Stub Your milkshake brings all the jews to the yard and their life is better than Moors'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 The ultra orthodox in Israel seem to be able to do what they like. So, they had their rally with sod all public safety regs adhered to ...over filled the venue by far and hey presto! Catastrophe. It was avoidable. But, it’s Israel they will spend the time shouting and arguing and generally being a shambles.....until they are attacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: The ultra orthodox in Israel seem to be able to do what they like. So, they had their rally with sod all public safety regs adhered to ...over filled the venue by far and hey presto! Catastrophe. It was avoidable. But, it’s Israel they will spend the time shouting and arguing and generally being a shambles.....until they are attacked. Par for the course will all religious fundamentals .. usually a few killed in the crush at Mecca each year and loads of people getting themselves infected at Christian groups that continue to insist on meeting up enmasse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: The ultra orthodox in Israel seem to be able to do what they like. The Ultra Orthodox Jew places very highly on my world-famous "Spectrum of Religious Stupidity". (Motto: "All religions are stupid, but some are more stupid than others".) These inbred Tay-Sachs cunts are right up there with Mormons and Scientology, surpassing even the Catholics which is no mean feat. God certainly picked some spectacularly stupid looking cunts to be his "chosen people". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 22:59, Stubby Pecker said: Paging @ratcumto the main corner.... Mindless fucking wall head butting cunts. That’ll learn ‘em. Liverpool 96 Israel 44 Palestinians haven't laughed this much since 1945. Franz Paul Stangl, camp Kommandant, Trebinka, June 1942. "Today is sports day, and we will play Squash. I will drive the steam roller" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 22:59, Goober said: That's got nothing to do with the lethal crush and plenty to do with the fact they've been absolute cack under that Portuguese wanker. When will clubs realise that he's bang average and, these days, only in it for the pay off when he gets sacked? On the plus side he’ll be free to drive Harold to mongschool in the mornings now. The special one driving his special son and heir to special needs school in his specially adapted spackmoble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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