ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Arnold said: You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it. You haven't been whittled down to a bloody stump yet. Stick with it boy. Ha ha ha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The cunt's a fucking hypocrite. He wouldn't know a FUNNY BONE if it BROKE IN TWO and PUNCTURED BOTH HIS LUNGS and then fucking paraded round his hospital bed with placards saying we are FUNNY. An example of the fucking dimwitted self satisfied cunt on this site. Well, humour is experienced subjectively. What one person finds funny might leave another unmoved. Back on topic, I wanted to wear my camouflage shorts today, but I had to give up on the idea as I couldn't find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Arnold said: You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it. I’d like to put Harold in a barrel- and roll him off a cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 I have heard Punkape takes two pairs of trousers when he goes golfing. Just in case he gets a hole in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Well, humour is experienced subjectively. What one person finds funny might leave another unmoved. Back on topic, I wanted to wear my camouflage shorts today, but I had to give up on the idea as I couldn't find them. Yes I'll give that half a point out of ten for trying. Was there momentarily a trend for wearing those tight jogging pants under a pair of shorts which looked very gay and stupid? Similar to wearing two T shirts or two shirts on top of each other. But on balance I still adhere to the nylon shell suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: So fucking what you shit faced fuck. Howz that for "more than a hint of a sense of humour" so shuv right up your arse you miserable cunt who I have never witnessed either appreciating or creating anything funny. FUCK OFF TO COMEDY CLASS. Two flagrant rule violations and yet another demonstration of what an utter fucking lunatic you are. I neither know nor care why your continued existence is encouraged by our dear mods, but I'll tell you this for free. In six and a half years of being a member of this site, I can honestly and without any bias say, you are the worst poster I've ever encountered. Forget ProfB, Crab, Salty, Johnny, Monumental, Moi, Reptyle and a multitude of other fucking morons, you are the gold standard of idiotic, spastic cunts. Please, for the love of God, just fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yes I'll give that half a point out of ten for trying. Was there momentarily a trend for wearing those tight jogging pants under a pair of shorts which looked very gay and stupid? Similar to wearing two T shirts or two shirts on top of each other. But on balance I still adhere to the nylon shell suit. I dunno Harold, I'm not very good with fashion. In fact I even get confused and frustrated when I try to store my trousers in the wardrobe. My therapist says I have hanger management issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to put Harold in a barrel- and roll him off a cliff You are a BORE. Posting since 2014 - 🙊 Get a life. Do you still live with your Mam? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Arnold said: This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. In a lot of cases they are forced to wear shorts all the year around in order to show the tats on their legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 48 minutes ago, Arnold said: You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it. I think that he might be one of those squeaky little bundles that also contains a whoopie cushion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: In a lot cases they are forced to wear shorts all the year around in order to show the tats on their legs. Is that some sort of new legislation I wasn't previously aware of ? If you have a tattoo, you must keep it on display at all times ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: Is that some sort of new legislation I wasn't previously aware of ? If you have a tattoo, you must keep it on display at all times ? It has actually been going on for many years, back in the early 1990s I used to see tattoed cunts with shorts on in Carlisle in mid-winter when there was snow on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 45 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I dunno Harold, I'm not very good with fashion. In fact I even get confused and frustrated when I try to store my trousers in the wardrobe. My therapist says I have hanger management issues. I would say hang over problems. It's that one before breakfast that's the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I would say hang over problems. It's that one before breakfast that's the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 13 hours ago, Arnold said: This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. A strange trend perhaps, but lacking cheese factor of cunts sporting soggy tracksuit bottoms, accompanying their ladies with trunkoid/whale posteriors encased in rubberised Lycra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: A strange trend perhaps, but lacking cheese factor of cunts sporting soggy tracksuit bottoms, accompanying their ladies with trunkoid/whale posteriors encased in rubberised Lycra. It does seem to be a male and female thing .. they reach a certain stage in morbid obesity and the only pants that will fit are trackie bottoms .. somewhat ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: It does seem to be a male and female thing .. they reach a certain stage in morbid obesity and the only pants that will fit are trackie bottoms .. somewhat ironic. It’s definitely a unisex thing. However, the skinny ones also choose this type of attire, making them look like broiler poultry on the run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: It’s definitely a unisex thing. However, the skinny ones also choose this type of attire, making them look like broiler poultry on the run. Except that they can't run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: It does seem to be a male and female thing .. they reach a certain stage in morbid obesity and the only pants that will fit are trackie bottoms .. somewhat ironic. I've always found chubsters wearing football shirts that finish a couple of inches above their waistband amusing. Don't they make them in XXL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always found chubsters wearing football shirts that finish a couple of inches above their waistband amusing. Don't they make them in XXL? Not what I have observed .. my impression is that all sportswear is sold up to sizes XXXXL and is rarely worn by anyone smaller than XXXL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 23 hours ago, Frank said: Awful first attempt. Do it again. Vastly superior to your many failed attempts at terminal illness, you useless disgusting wretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always found chubsters wearing football shirts that finish a couple of inches above their waistband amusing. Don't they make them in XXL? There's nothing worse than a middle-aged full kit wanker. Celtic and Rangers fans going on their holidays seem very prone to this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's nothing worse than a middle-aged full kit wanker. Celtic and Rangers fans going on their holidays seem very prone to this. Don't they realise that white shorts provide very little in the way of camouflage for the follow through after sampling the local food and piss weak lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 On 02/05/2021 at 12:15, Frank said: Awful first attempt. Do it again. Is that what the nurse told your parents, you being the eldest (and hopefully, their only) child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: So fucking what you shit faced fuck. Howz that for "more than a hint of a sense of humour" so shuv right up your arse you miserable cunt who I have never witnessed either appreciating or creating anything funny. FUCK OFF TO COMEDY CLASS. Oh ey up, he's been listening to his Crass albums again and has gone all po-faced and shouty. It's true what they say about how "if you lose one sense then you overcompensate with another." You've clearly lost your sense of humour and have overcompensated with a sense of your own importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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