ProfB Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 WHY, why, why? Maybe there is no answer? Whyyyyyyyyy? I yell CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: WHY, why, why? Maybe there is no answer? Whyyyyyyyyy? I yell CUNT. Have the neighbours forgiven you for squashing their kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have the neighbours forgiven you for squashing their kid? I am looking my mirror so see these suicidal folk. It happened today, & I did yell CUNT, at an ugly wide load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 I know the sheep is a fruit loop, but I do agree with him on this. This usually happens when I'm reversing out of a car park space. I look around, no one in sight so I start reversing. All of a sudden some cunt appears from nowhere and then acts like I've tried to mow them down on an A road. Now I'm not a genius but even I know not to get behind a reversing car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know the sheep is a fruit loop, but I do agree with him on this. This usually happens when I'm reversing out of a car park space. I look around, no one in sight so I start reversing. All of a sudden some cunt appears from nowhere and then acts like I've tried to mow them down on an A road. Now I'm not a genius but even I know not to get behind a reversing car. Particularly if it's a woman behind the wheel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Particularly if it's a woman behind the wheel. That's for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, ProfB said: It happened today, & I did yell CUNT, at an ugly wide load. No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?" Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?" Lol. What are your thoughts regarding Frank's obvious campaign of making DC look a cunt? I like Dyslexic, but if he claims a personal connection to one more celebrity or public figure, I'm going to fucking scream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What are your thoughts regarding Frank's obvious campaign of making DC look a cunt? I like Dyslexic, but if he claims a personal connection to one more celebrity or public figure, I'm going to fucking scream. He's not exactly setting himself a Sisyphean task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?" Lol. 🤭 Deci is such a wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, Goober said: He's not exactly setting himself a Sisyphean task. I’m on parole and can’t engage but you fuckers probably know this. Put your shoulder to the boulder, Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m on parole and can’t engage but you fuckers probably know this. Put your shoulder to the boulder, Doc. Oh stop pissing your pants. I'm trying to help you. Every time you claim a personal connection to whichever name happens to be thrown around, you dig yourself in even deeper. Frank has noticed this and is playing string puppet with you. Talking absolute, Mitty-esque bollocks only gets you so far. Ask Saucepants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh stop pissing your pants. I'm trying to help you. Every time you claim a personal connection to whichever name happens to be thrown around, you dig yourself in even deeper. Frank has noticed this and is playing string puppet with you. Talking absolute, Mitty-esque bollocks only gets you so far. Ask Saucepants. How? Via seance? You killed the poor cunt. Hopefully you got out of bed on the other side this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 20 hours ago, ProfB said: 🤭 Deci is such a wit. Yeah, a regular Michael McIntyre, LOL Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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