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23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have the neighbours forgiven you for squashing their kid?

I am looking my mirror so see these suicidal folk.

It happened today, & I did yell CUNT, at an ugly wide load.

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I know the sheep is a fruit loop, but I do agree with him on this. This usually happens when I'm reversing out of a car park space. I look around, no one in sight so I start reversing. All of a sudden some cunt appears from nowhere and then acts like I've tried to mow them down on an A road. Now I'm not a genius but even I know not to get behind a reversing car.  

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3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I know the sheep is a fruit loop, but I do agree with him on this. This usually happens when I'm reversing out of a car park space. I look around, no one in sight so I start reversing. All of a sudden some cunt appears from nowhere and then acts like I've tried to mow them down on an A road. Now I'm not a genius but even I know not to get behind a reversing car.  

Particularly if it's a woman behind the wheel. 

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17 minutes ago, ProfB said:

It happened today, & I did yell CUNT, at an ugly wide load.

No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?"

Lol.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?"

Lol.

What are your thoughts regarding Frank's obvious campaign of making DC look a cunt?

I like Dyslexic, but if he claims a personal connection to one more celebrity or public figure, I'm going to fucking scream.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What are your thoughts regarding Frank's obvious campaign of making DC look a cunt?

I like Dyslexic, but if he claims a personal connection to one more celebrity or public figure, I'm going to fucking scream.

He's not exactly setting himself a Sisyphean task. 

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28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

No doubt that's the last time you'll ask yourself whilst looking into your wall mirror "does my bum look big in this?"

Lol.

🤭 Deci is such a wit.

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23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m on parole and can’t engage but you fuckers probably know this. Put your shoulder to the boulder, Doc.

Oh stop pissing your pants. I'm trying to help you. Every time you claim a personal connection to whichever name happens to be thrown around, you dig yourself in even deeper. Frank has noticed this and is playing string puppet with you. 

Talking absolute, Mitty-esque bollocks only gets you so far. Ask Saucepants.

 

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12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh stop pissing your pants. I'm trying to help you. Every time you claim a personal connection to whichever name happens to be thrown around, you dig yourself in even deeper. Frank has noticed this and is playing string puppet with you. 

Talking absolute, Mitty-esque bollocks only gets you so far. Ask Saucepants.

 

How? Via seance? You killed the poor cunt. Hopefully you got out of bed on the other side this morning.

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