Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh yeah, mobility scooters again. Low hanging fruit in the Ape enclosure. Dont take it personally judge, it wasn't aimed at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh yeah, mobility scooters again. Low hanging fruit in the Ape enclosure. I've often wondered how you heave your fat carcass down to the offie on the Sabbath, when rabbinical law must surely prohibit you from using your heavily reinforced motorised spastic carriage on that most holy of days. Then I found this. Mystery solved: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've often wondered how you heave your fat carcass down to the offie on the Sabbath, when rabbinical law must surely prohibit you from using your heavily reinforced motorised spastic carriage on that most holy of days. Then I found this. Mystery solved: Do they make one with bull bars? Just in case you're unfortunate enough to find yourself in the middle of a crush when worshipping your sky fairy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do they make one with bull bars? Just in case you're unfortunate enough to find yourself in the middle of a crush when worshipping your sky fairy. They've got a few long range guided missiles on the back that have been programmed with numerous coordinates in The Gaza Strip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: They've got a few long range guided missiles on the back that have been programmed with numerous coordinates in The Gaza Strip. They would defintely have to be guided as the crips on these things don't seem to have any sense of direction, spatial awareness or speed for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Decimus said: They've got a few long range guided missiles on the back that have been programmed with numerous coordinates in The Gaza Strip. The Judge must have purchased a factory second then with faulty guidance systems. I'm sure he'll be cracking open an extra Special Brew upon seeing that high rise come down. It's about time Hamas got their ordnance issues sorted out. Fireworks are hardly gonna bring the kikes to the negotiating table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 It's about time you got around a bit more on a deluxe Luggie old chap. I have a few bags of cement, that went off in the shed, you can use as ballast. Hope you get that meet up with a No 1 Bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's about time you got around a bit more on a deluxe Luggie old chap. I have a few bags of cement, that went off in the shed, you can use as ballast. Hope you get that meet up with a No 1 Bus. What is a "luggie" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: What is a "luggie" ? Ideal World will reveal its wonders to be seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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