Decimus Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 41 minutes ago, Frank said: They are a little dandy.. I’ll give you that. But fuck me, Ape, they ain’t half comfy. Naturally I have olive skin and get away with this look. In London, both women and the majority of men want to suck my dick. Do you know what I mean? Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Getting your cock sucked by a drunkard is a talent? I polish up fairly well, RK. However, when a fellow goes down on my member and is confronted with a mass of silver/grey pubic hair and a roll of fat, I prefer them to be intoxicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! Polly’s certainly got a spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: I polish up well, RK. However, when a fellow goes down on my member and is confronted with a mass of silver/grey pubic hair and a roll of fat, I prefer them to be intoxicated. Sound reasoning. Just remember to write him a City&Guilds certificate when you're done with him. That mysterious CV needs as much padding as it can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Frank said: DC with all due respect etc, these are not original Lobb's. This link refers to a Hermès shoe. You do know the history, surely? Other than they are owned by Hermes, not really. They’ll do for lobotomy-boy, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Other than they are owned by Hermes, not really. They’ll do for lobotomy-boy, however. J. Lobb Limited is the independent bespoke cordwainer in St James since 1723. They sold the name to Hermes in the 80's who make an inferior made-to-measure shoe similar to Church's. Apart from their Paris shop, they are not permitted to offer bespoke anywhere else. I'm telling you this because I know you'll appreciate it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: J.Lobb Limited is the bespoke cordwainer in St James since 1723. They sold the name to Hermes in the 80's who make an inferior made-to-measure shoe similar to Church's. I'm telling you this because I know you'll appreciate it. I don’t think anyone gives a fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I don’t think anyone gives a fuck. The man's a 47 year old who wears buckles on his shoes, Ed, he's obviously past caring about making a complete cunt out of himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I don’t think anyone gives a fuck. No. I'm going out, Ed. If you're about I'll be in the garden at the Flask in Hampstead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The man's a 47 year old who wears buckles on his shoes, Ed, he's obviously past caring about making a complete cunt out of himself. 51. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: The man's a 47 year old who wears buckles on his shoes, Ed, he's obviously past caring about making a complete cunt out of himself. Adam Ant dandy old queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Frank said: No. I'm going out, Ed. If you're about I'll be in the garden at the Flask in Hampstead. Not after last time Frank, let it go ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: 51. You're never too old to be a page boy, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Other than they are owned by Hermes, not really. They’ll do for lobotomy-boy, however. How you feeling today Weasel? I bet you feel like shit...and I'm glad. What a fucking plonker. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: How you feeling today Weasel? I bet you feel like shit...and I'm glad. What a fucking plonker. Lol. Did you pick a pair up, Empty-Head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: The man's a 47 year old who wears buckles on his shoes, Ed, he's obviously past caring about making a complete cunt out of himself. Its Eric who is 47 and hard as nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Callng @Cuntybawsto this semi-literate’s latest shaming. Thick as pig-shit. Now I know how @ratcum feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: Today it's the informal semi double-monk from Lobb in Blue Atlantic.. circa 2008. Cotton/linen mix navy waffle pantalons by Issey Miyake. https://ibb.co/rm7FnhZ You said these were bespoke, each a unique pair to suit individual customers. Is the leather flap between the buckles specifically designed for quickly slipping in another man's number in the absence of a phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck started this? I'm off soon for Gatwick and sunnier climbs. Please let it be Syria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Please let it be Syria Nah. Tui don't fly there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nah. Tui don't fly there Mogadishu, Tripoli, eastern Ukraine? If so, don’t waste money on a return ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mogadishu, Tripoli, eastern Ukraine? If so, don’t waste money on a return ticket You don't mean that Stubs. Me and you have shared some happy memories. I can't fucking think of any but I'm sure we have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You don't mean that Stubs. Me and you have shared some happy memories. I can't fucking think of any but I'm sure we have @Wolfies attempts to woo you with half a bottle of Lambrusco, a big a chips and 20 bensons was a highlight This was all dependent on you having a thorough whole body shave however Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: Why not go all out? W16, supercharged engines - next year's cars will be easily big enough to fit them with a few tweaks to the aero shell. Old style KERS and a token electric motor going to each wheel - W16, AWD, supercharged hybrid - throw in some early 90's magic Williams suspension and fan powered ground effect teccy shit to hold it to the road and simplify the front wings down to two elements to reduce the effect of turbulent air - basically make the cunts open-wheeled Bugatti Veyrons. Fucking sorted. I got cajoled into paying out a substantial amount of money when my daughter was not long born for a McClaren buggy. Fucking thing was disappointingly slow, like my then wife funnily enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Frank said: No. I'm going out, Ed. If you're about I'll be in the garden at the Flask in Hampstead. When did they move The Flask from Highgate Village to Hampstead Thicko? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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