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5 hours ago, King Billy said:

Glad to see it’s all going so well in the Peoples Republic of Australia Doc.

How couldn’t it when you’ve got the NSW Police Assistant Commissioner Tony Cooke, releasing a reassuring statement to the public which reads.........

‘IF YOU BUY THINGS WE THINK YOU DON’T NEED, FOR EXAMPLE A PAIR OF SHOES. WE WILL ARREST YOU.’

Must make you want to move to N. Korea for a bit of peace and quiet eh?

 

Who said it, Kim Jong Un or Tony Cooke:

“So if you are out and about over the weekend and you shouldn’t be – expect to have a conversation with police.”

We're living in the end times of The West. Freedom of thought went first, now freedom of movement. It won't be long until democracy goes as well. 

What a fucking shit show.

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8 hours ago, King Billy said:

Glad to see it’s all going so well in the Peoples Republic of Australia Doc.

How couldn’t it when you’ve got the NSW Police Assistant Commissioner Tony Cooke, releasing a reassuring statement to the public which reads.........

‘IF YOU BUY THINGS WE THINK YOU DON’T NEED, FOR EXAMPLE A PAIR OF SHOES. WE WILL ARREST YOU.’

Must make you want to move to N. Korea for a bit of peace and quiet eh?

 

Do convicts wear shoes?

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14 hours ago, King Billy said:

Glad to see it’s all going so well in the Peoples Republic of Australia Doc.

How couldn’t it when you’ve got the NSW Police Assistant Commissioner Tony Cooke, releasing a reassuring statement to the public which reads.........

‘IF YOU BUY THINGS WE THINK YOU DON’T NEED, FOR EXAMPLE A PAIR OF SHOES. WE WILL ARREST YOU.’

Must make you want to move to N. Korea for a bit of peace and quiet eh?

 

Couldn’t give less of a fuck, Bill. I’m 3000 miles away from the NSW outbreak, caused largely because Gladys was too terrified to act in the face of rising numbers in case Alan Jones called her a cunt. I can still wander about freely, unmasked and shop where I like. Oh, and I’ve got plenty of peace and quiet. Sorry. 

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54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Couldn’t give less of a fuck, Bill. I’m 3000 miles away from the NSW outbreak, caused largely because Gladys was too terrified to act in the face of rising numbers in case Alan Jones called her a cunt. I can still wander about freely, unmasked and shop where I like. Oh, and I’ve got plenty of peace quiet. Sorry. 

Another few months and the whole continent will be ablaze again, rendering it all academic. Fire is the cleanser.

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Couldn’t give less of a fuck, Bill. I’m 3000 miles away from the NSW outbreak, caused largely because Gladys was too terrified to act in the face of rising numbers in case Alan Jones called her a cunt. I can still wander about freely, unmasked and shop where I like. Oh, and I’ve got plenty of peace quiet. Sorry. 

Margaret River? 

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6 hours ago, Decimus said:

DC, what's going on with that Icelandic nonce? Got any contacts at Goodison?

I had lunch with Rafa today, he’s a close personal friend who lives two doors down. Gylfi went to a brasshouse in Manchester and goosed a proper honey. When she found out who he was, she tried to blackmail him. Instead of just paying her off, the stupid cunt reported it to the feds. They interviewed her and it turns out she was fifteen at the time, and he’s now fucked, and we have the clubs underperforming highest earner off the books. The girl may be an Uzbek which means that Moshiri and Usmanov wanted the Cunt off the books. Probably.

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16 hours ago, Decimus said:

Who said it, Kim Jong Un or Tony Cooke:

“So if you are out and about over the weekend and you shouldn’t be – expect to have a conversation with police.”

We're living in the end times of The West. Freedom of thought went first, now freedom of movement. It won't be long until democracy goes as well. 

What a fucking shit show.

I’ve been trying to point out the  liberties being taken over the last year and a half by governments that would until now have been the least likely to. All following the same agenda with an uncanny similarity which is too fucking similar to be coincidental. 

Alas the ginger saboteur has foiled my attempts by repeatedly calling me a tinfoil hat wearing, mask refusenik,

Far too clever for me to take on. I know my place, and tackling a middle aged, middle management, egomaniac in a company owned Audi SUV is not the way forward for me,  a simple man who just wanted to warn everyone before it’s too late. 

STAY ALERT

PROTECT THE NHS

TALK BOLLOCKS

DO AS YOUR TOLD

STAND UP STRAIGHT 

WASH YOUR KNOB

DON’T KILL GRANNY

FUCK OFF

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12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I can still wander about freely, unmasked and shop where I like.

Hardly what I’d call living the dream? So the more than half of OZ who can’t do any of those 3 of the most basic things is of no concern to you? Wake up Doc. The socialist paradise is coming your way soon. That’s the real pandemic. Good luck.

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3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I had lunch with Rafa today, he’s a close personal friend who lives two doors down. Gylfi went to a brasshouse in Manchester and goosed a proper honey. When she found out who he was, she tried to blackmail him. Instead of just paying her off, the stupid cunt reported it to the feds. They interviewed her and it turns out she was fifteen at the time, and he’s now fucked, and we have the clubs underperforming highest earner off the books. The girl may be an Uzbek which means that Moshiri and Usmanov wanted the Cunt off the books. Probably.

If she’s looking for a bit of work put her on the rattler down to Euston. I’ll make sure she’s picked up at the station and properly looked after where no one will find her, unless they look downstairs in the dungeon , sorry executive VIP lounge.

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5 hours ago, King Billy said:

If she’s looking for a bit of work put her on the rattler down to Euston. I’ll make sure she’s picked up at the station and properly looked after where no one will find her, unless they look downstairs in the dungeon , sorry executive VIP lounge.

Every day I awake to pages pebbledashed with your weak fucking trite. Wind your neck in, thickster, before I take an axe to it. You’ve been warned. 

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12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I had lunch with Rafa today, he’s a close personal friend who lives two doors down. Gylfi went to a brasshouse in Manchester and goosed a proper honey. When she found out who he was, she tried to blackmail him. Instead of just paying her off, the stupid cunt reported it to the feds. They interviewed her and it turns out she was fifteen at the time, and he’s now fucked, and we have the clubs underperforming highest earner off the books. The girl may be an Uzbek which means that Moshiri and Usmanov wanted the Cunt off the books. Probably.

Do me a favour, DC. The next time you have Delia over for canapés and swinging, before you smash her back doors in, can you tell the old cunt to put her hand in her fucking pocket?

Ta.

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10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Hardly what I’d call living the dream? So the more than half of OZ who can’t do any of those 3 of the most basic things is of no concern to you? Wake up Doc. The socialist paradise is coming your way soon. That’s the real pandemic. Good luck.

If he lives in the bit he says he does, he’s pretty fuckin close, Bill.

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14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I had lunch with Rafa today, he’s a close personal friend who lives two doors down. Gylfi went to a brasshouse in Manchester and goosed a proper honey. When she found out who he was, she tried to blackmail him. Instead of just paying her off, the stupid cunt reported it to the feds. They interviewed her and it turns out she was fifteen at the time, and he’s now fucked, and we have the clubs underperforming highest earner off the books. The girl may be an Uzbek which means that Moshiri and Usmanov wanted the Cunt off the books. Probably.

At Spurs he didn't need to go to nightclubs to score. He usually came off the bench to do that. 

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14 hours ago, Frank said:

Every day I awake to pages pebbledashed with your weak fucking trite. Wind your neck in, thickster, before I take an axe to it. You’ve been warned. 

Apologies Frank. I had no idea I was causing you such mental turmoil. Makes it all so much more worthwhile. 

Oh and good luck trying to pick up that axe, as I saw you struggling to bench press 2 marshmallows on the end of a bamboo, when I drove past ‘Benders Gym’ this afternoon. 

Fuck off.

 

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May I take this opportunity to congratulate QPR striker, Charlie Austin, who yesterday ( that’s Sat 24th July.... you never know if and when Bottlejob Roops is going to publish this 🔺) was the only player who didn’t take the BLM knee before the game against Man Utd. Happily Charlie went on to score the opening goal in a 4-2 win over Rashford Rovers. No doubt Gary “Refugees Welcome” Taxdodger and Sir Gareth Wokegate won’t be best pleased but it makes a pleasant  change to see a man with balls in a sport rapidly disappearing down Hypocrite Avenue. 

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On 21/07/2021 at 00:16, judgetwi said:

My mate, who is an interior designer,...... yeah ok he’s a fucking shirtlifter that doesn’t make him a bad person!....did some work at FA HQ recently. While there he accidentally stumbled across the checklist for England managers.......

 

1 Arselicker

2 Proven failure, couldn’t get a job anywhere else.

3 Wears nice suits

4 Yesman, does as he’s told

5 Remoaner 

6 Woke

7 Doesn’t fuck secretaries at FA headquarters

8 Not known for a fondness for big brown envelopes or freebie weekends in Dubai

9 Has a lot of friends in the media

10 Wanker

Just thought you might be interested.

11: Jew.

And no, I'm not interested, you disabled, half-cocked, penny pinching, big nosed, Kike fucking cunt.

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1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

May I take this opportunity to congratulate QPR striker, Charlie Austin, who yesterday ( that’s Sat 24th July.... you never know if and when Bottlejob Roops is going to publish this 🔺) was the only player who didn’t take the BLM knee before the game against Man Utd. Happily Charlie went on to score the opening goal in a 4-2 win over Rashford Rovers. No doubt Gary “Refugees Welcome” Taxdodger and Sir Gareth Wokegate won’t be best pleased but it makes a pleasant  change to see a man with balls in a sport rapidly disappearing down Hypocrite Avenue. 

Yeah, he's a real rebel. Maybe this will make you pull your tongue out of his arse.

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On 12/07/2021 at 16:45, camberwell gypsy said:

Thing is we'll now have a fortnight of mourning with post mortems from former players who have to have an on screen captions explaining how many times they've played for England just to remind us who the fuck they were, Gary taxdodger and some female player, who will explain to us what went wrong despite the fact that a team of under 15s boys team would knock 8 or 9 past her team and every international women's team they played against. 

The main problem with that team is not the players but a manager severely out of his depth, who couldn't work out that the middle of the Italian defence was manned by two veteran players who had no pace. So you get someone to attack them at pace. Two players able to do this, Rashford and Grealish were not given a chance and also Sterling is better on the right. 

The world cup is coming up. The FA need to get their collective noses out of their G&Ts and sack Southgate and bring in someone with the ability and the international experience otherwise come the finish of that, we'll have more Buster Bloodvessall lookalikes crying into their Carlsbergs.

This is Camberwell Gypsy, Cunts Corner Radio, Surrey 

 

On 11/07/2021 at 23:13, King Billy said:

Southgate’s got a fucking brass neck. If he’d let some other cunt coach the penalty practices. 

 

On 12/07/2021 at 04:39, Decimus said:

Utter fucking joke.

Southgate needs to be sacked, but will probably get a knighthood instead. I'm sorry but this was the best chance we'll ever get at winning anything in our lifetime, and he completely fucked it by letting the shootout become a fucking free for all. He may as well have stepped up and took one himself, the useless, weak footed, big nosed, crypto Jewish cunt.

Had I responded to these shortly after the heat of battle on July 11/12th, I'd probably have told you all to get fucked.

But his recent appeals on social media on behalf of 10 Downing St, in which Southgate publicly encouraged young England supporters to have the vaccine, have pushed me to the point where I'd like to see him step down for 1) being manipulated into meddling with Draconian government politics, and 2) poking his gigantic beak into people's freedoms of choice.

Not only this, sausage face Piers Morgan then said he probably 'caught coronavirus' in the football stadium at Wembley, and followed it up by claiming he 'might not have survived' without he vaccine! This, at a time when Southgate did his pro-vaccine speech and woke/knee bollocks. Obviously, you'd have to be pretty stupid to not see it's all carefully coordinated.

Our government, whose former Health Secretary and PM's Personal Aide – the two highest-profile Oxbridge figures who made the rules up for the rest of us yet were among those to breach them – continues to use sport as a tool to enforce vaccines by outing 'anti-vaxxers' by essentially saying no one can go to any stadium or sporting event if they haven't had the vaccine. Cue the current England manager, who came running to assist like a subservient little puppy.

I've always thought Southgate to be mildly vapid and lack charisma, whose tactile naivety was (from an Italian perspective) beautifully exposed by an old maestro like Mancini when it really mattered. An England manager should be just that: a person who manages a team of players, not someone who pressurises people into conforming with government control. Frankly, he should be concentrating on how to take penalties, or wondering why the flying fuck he picked a nervous teenager to take a decisive penalty with a whole nation resting on his shoulders. 

Despite the Premiership being the most dominant and wealthy domestic league in the world, and the FA having more money to throw at international football than any other country, Southgate had his chance and he blew it. A semi-final and runners-up spot is ok, but the fact is we still have no trophies in the cabinet and it's time he stood down.

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On 25/07/2021 at 09:01, Decimus said:

Yeah, he's a real rebel. Maybe this will make you pull your tongue out of his arse.

west-bromwich-albions-english-striker-ch

Wrong game splashback. He’s wearing a West Brom Shirt there. Saturday he was wearing the QPR hoops.

Super Bobby Taylor ( in the background) was a West Brom hero. The photo was taken at the Hawthorns. Got nothing better to do little boy?

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