Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 The little puppy is cute though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The little puppy is cute though. This genuinely sickens me. One of her former domestic staff reported that she had seen 4 of Harrveeee's 'pets' end up in shallow graves after being crushed or otherwise killed by the violent fucking spastic. Each time to be replaced by another puppy or kitten to be killed when he doesn't get his own way and goes berserk. Fucking disgusting that this fucking pig-whore is allowed to obtain innocent animals as playthings for the violent tempered, 24 stone retarded silverback that she spat out of her diseased welly-top. Nobody will do anything. He's not only a cabbage, he's also black. It would be RAAAY-SIST to stop him expressing himself by killing and destroying everything like the rest of his fucking species. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 You never hear much about Dwight Yorke these days. Hopefully he's learned to keep his defective sperm away from white women, and whatever Katie Price is. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You never hear much about Dwight Yorke these days. Hopefully he's learned to keep his defective sperm away from white women, and whatever Katie Price is. It's this cunt who should be paying for Harvey's upkeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You never hear much about Dwight Yorke these days. Hopefully he's learned to keep his defective sperm away from white women, and whatever Katie Price is. Been rattled more than the fence at Auschwitz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This genuinely sickens me. One of her former domestic staff reported that she had seen 4 of Harrveeee's 'pets' end up in shallow graves after being crushed or otherwise killed by the violent fucking spastic. Each time to be replaced by another puppy or kitten to be killed when he doesn't get his own way and goes berserk. Fucking disgusting that this fucking pig-whore is allowed to obtain innocent animals as playthings for the violent tempered, 24 stone retarded silverback that she spat out of her diseased welly-top. Nobody will do anything. He's not only a cabbage, he's also black. It would be RAAAY-SIST to stop him expressing himself by killing and destroying everything like the rest of his fucking species. Steady on Eric. Katie’s a close friend of mine and she got the ale in when me & Frank were having cocktails with Lewis Collins and Terence Stamp’s brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 58 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Katie’s a close friend of mine How close is 'close'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Joker said: How close is 'close'? No doubt you'll be wanking your maggot silly all afternoon over this nomination's attached photo. And I highly doubt that it'll be Katie Price's face that ends up getting covered in your custard. You sick fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's this cunt who should be paying for Harvey's upkeep. His upkeep? Cunt needs to be released into the wild where the animals are more capable of defending themselves. At the very least he'd be a big fucking deterrent to poachers - just imagine the cunt thundering towards you, hungry and with a bone club in his hands demanding Pizza Hut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You never hear much about Dwight Yorke these days. Hopefully he's learned to keep his defective sperm away from white women, and whatever Katie Price is. Silicone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported Racist cunt Ah, the Cuntman manoeuvre. A misunderstood art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Steady on Eric. Katie’s a close friend of mine and she got the ale in when me & Frank were having cocktails with Lewis Collins and Terence Stamp’s brother. I would have come over and said hello, but I was busy scoring the darts match between Rula Lenska and Adge Cutler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This genuinely sickens me. One of her former domestic staff reported that she had seen 4 of Harrveeee's 'pets' end up in shallow graves after being crushed or otherwise killed by the violent fucking spastic. Each time to be replaced by another puppy or kitten to be killed when he doesn't get his own way and goes berserk. Fucking disgusting that this fucking pig-whore is allowed to obtain innocent animals as playthings for the violent tempered, 24 stone retarded silverback that she spat out of her diseased welly-top. Nobody will do anything. He's not only a cabbage, he's also black. It would be RAAAY-SIST to stop him expressing himself by killing and destroying everything like the rest of his fucking species. Qualitah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This genuinely sickens me. One of her former domestic staff reported that she had seen 4 of Harrveeee's 'pets' end up in shallow graves after being crushed or otherwise killed by the violent fucking spastic. Each time to be replaced by another puppy or kitten to be killed when he doesn't get his own way and goes berserk. Fucking disgusting that this fucking pig-whore is allowed to obtain innocent animals as playthings for the violent tempered, 24 stone retarded silverback that she spat out of her diseased welly-top. Nobody will do anything. He's not only a cabbage, he's also black. It would be RAAAY-SIST to stop him expressing himself by killing and destroying everything like the rest of his fucking species. Apparently 'H' is going to be the best man at her wedding to the current meathead in her life. Apparently his speech will be entertaining. I bet it fucking will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently 'H' is going to be the best man at her wedding to the current meathead in her life. Apparently his speech will be entertaining. I bet it fucking will. I'd love to see the cake with the little figure of the bride on top looking less plastic than the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: His upkeep? Cunt needs to be released into the wild where the animals are more capable of defending themselves. At the very least he'd be a big fucking deterrent to poachers - just imagine the cunt thundering towards you, hungry and with a bone club in his hands demanding Pizza Hut. I was going to suggest the Amazon jungle, but as its so far away, the Tower Hamlets after nine will do the job just as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently 'H' is going to be the best man at her wedding to the current meathead in her life. Apparently his speech will be entertaining. I bet it fucking will. I know that it is wrong to think like this but I can't help but see the irony in H having the mind of a midget in the body of a raging woolly mammoth whilst that poor little pooch will have the mind of a wolf in the body of a hamster.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have come over and said hello, but I was busy scoring the darts match between Rula Lenska and Adge Cutler. Never got on with Rula….bit of a princess as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Never got on with Rula….bit of a princess as I recall. Her name isn't Lenska, she changed it. Her original name was Thum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Never got on with Rula….bit of a princess as I recall. Ah, but she could suck a golf ball through a 50-foot garden hose. I know, because I saw her do it once. (Well, there was no way I was letting those teeth anyone near my cock.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 39 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: that poor little pooch will have the mind of a wolf in the body of a hamster. It's 25 years today since my beloved hamster Gizmo was eaten by next door's wolfhound, so I'll thank you to keep your heartless and hurtful comments to yourself in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's 25 years today since my beloved hamster Gizmo was eaten by next door's wolfhound, so I'll thank you to keep your heartless and hurtful comments to yourself in future. I had a black cat called Gizmo. And people think I'm a racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This genuinely sickens me. One of her former domestic staff reported that she had seen 4 of Harrveeee's 'pets' end up in shallow graves after being crushed or otherwise killed by the violent fucking spastic. Each time to be replaced by another puppy or kitten to be killed when he doesn't get his own way and goes berserk. Fucking disgusting that this fucking pig-whore is allowed to obtain innocent animals as playthings for the violent tempered, 24 stone retarded silverback that she spat out of her diseased welly-top. Nobody will do anything. He's not only a cabbage, he's also black. It would be RAAAY-SIST to stop him expressing himself by killing and destroying everything like the rest of his fucking species. "I can still tend the rabbits, George? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her name isn't Lenska, she changed it. Her original name was Thum. Fuck my old army boots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her name isn't Lenska, she changed it. Her original name was Thum. Appropriate, really. One would definitely need to thum in, at best, a semi if faced with fucking it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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