Dyslexic cnut Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: She definitely sounds like a keeper to me. Keeper locked in the basement I mean. They love it after a while. She’d dig her way out…she’s from up RK’s way and them cunts don’t even need shovels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Er, no. Australia has several states and territories which have locked down for varying lengths of time, Melbourne and Sydney back into the hardest of lockdowns again I see Doc. I guess there’s no alternative when you’ve got 3 new confirmed cases running wild through the 6m population in Melbourne. When exactly do you think the Aussies lost their arsehole? Wake up ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: Melbourne and Sydney back into the hardest of lockdowns again I see Doc. I guess there’s no alternative when you’ve got 3 new confirmed cases running wild through the 6m population in Melbourne. When exactly do you think the Aussies lost their arsehole? Wake up ffs. Population is 5 million so its an epidemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Melbourne and Sydney back into the hardest of lockdowns again I see Doc. I guess there’s no alternative when you’ve got 3 new confirmed cases running wild through the 6m population in Melbourne. When exactly do you think the Aussies lost their arsehole? Wake up ffs. I heard the Auld Country racked up 31 degrees today! Do you reckon Ulster would be a nice holiday destination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Population is 5 million so its an epidemic. 5.6 million and growing in 2019 actually, + or - 3 yet to be determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard the Auld Country racked up 31 degrees today! Do you reckon Ulster would be a nice holiday destination? It’ll drop down to the seasonal norm of -25 once the bonfires stop smouldering. I wouldn’t advise a camping holiday Gypps. Too much unexploded shit buried all over the countryside when the boyos were too pissed to ever find again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: It’ll drop down to the seasonal norm of -25 once the bonfires stop smouldering. I wouldn’t advise a camping holiday Gypps. Too much unexploded shit buried all over the countryside when the boyos were too pissed to ever find again. I've heard that a few beaches still have some of Martin and Gerry's victims under them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 12 hours ago, King Billy said: You might want to plant a load of cotton in the back garden Stubbs. This time next year the crop will be picked and neatly stacked in the shed, ready for market. In fact poor Ed will understand when you tell him there’s simply no room for him in the shed any more, due to the bumper crop and his surprising skill as a picker. You can take him to the market too, (attached to a rope and trotting behind the car) and hopefully get a decent price for him. Kerching!! Fuck, yer a cunt and a genius Bally The question is, what will I spend all the money on?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 12 hours ago, King Billy said: You might want to plant a load of cotton in the back garden Stubbs. This time next year the crop will be picked and neatly stacked in the shed, ready for market. In fact poor Ed will understand when you tell him there’s simply no room for him in the shed any more, due to the bumper crop and his surprising skill as a picker. You can take him to the market too, (attached to a rope and trotting behind the car) and hopefully get a decent price for him. Kerching!! The irony of a former car wash lord ending up a slave himself… Fatty must be pissing himself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 On 17/07/2021 at 00:54, King Billy said: Really? Australias various States have been in and out of the most draconian lockdowns since last March. Curfews, police brutality, interstate borders closed for months, blatant government corruption and incompetence causing thousands of avoidable deaths on a scale that would make Bozo look like a pandemic genius. If you don’t believe me because you’ve been told regularly by the cunts on Sky News or BBC or C4 how great Australia has done, spend a couple of hours online and see the real facts. Or better still ask Southerncunt. And while you’re at it check out old Donkey Face Jacinda Aherne, the gold standard of world leaders as our leftie liberal fake News liars keep repeating to the eager sheep in the U.K. Have a listen to what she said today to the NZ public. It’s all over the internet but not a word on the usual fakestream arsehole news channels over here. Sinister shit? 1984? Ministry of truth? Uses for Jacinda Aderns head (or Heed) 1. Bottle opener 2. Ticket punch 3. Boot scraper (ideal for kiwi and Welsh farmers after an afternoon of shagging sheep) 4. Sellotape dispenser Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Uses for Jacinda Aderns head (or Heed) 1. Bottle opener 2. Ticket punch 3. Boot scraper (ideal for kiwi and Welsh farmers after an afternoon of shagging sheep) 4. Sellotape dispenser Any ideas? Cock holster is definitely not on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 On 26/11/2021 at 11:27, camberwell gypsy said: Uses for Jacinda Aderns head (or Heed) 1. Bottle opener 2. Ticket punch 3. Boot scraper (ideal for kiwi and Welsh farmers after an afternoon of shagging sheep) 4. Sellotape dispenser Any ideas? Cricket ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 On 17/07/2021 at 20:55, Decimus said: Mine has caught the odd glimpse of my phone over the years I've been posting on here. Beyond being absolutely disgusted with the majority of shit that I post, she had a strange obsession with Quincy fucking Cockfingers. Did she see his tie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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