Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, Frank said: Stupid fucking gimp. If that isn’t worth a like from the toad, I don’t know what is. Pure class. Edited July 19, 2021 by Ape™️ As predicted, the toad gave a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hows your fanny? At least I’ve experienced going balls deep in plenty of fanny You however… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: At least I’ve experienced going balls deep in plenty of fanny You however… Your mouth is much too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire. What fucking shits me is are the cunts who drive dangerously close to your rear bumper when doing 50 plus. They can obviously see it’s a family car and more than likely the 2 child seats in the rear. Why this doesn’t twig in their pea sized brains must be because they’re simple minded fuckwits and base cunts. The fact that the vast majority are women says it all- the inability to actually think 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Your mouth is much too big. Not at big as your girthy bellend lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire. Mask wanker on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not at big as your girthy bellend lol fuck off Ding dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Ape™️ said: “This place” ranks high amongst many things I don’t give a shit about. Your opinion is another. Dyslexic Cnuts opinions wanks vewy highly indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What fucking shits me is are the cunts who drive dangerously close to your rear bumper when doing 50 plus. They can obviously see it’s a family car and more than likely the 2 child seats in the rear. Why this doesn’t twig in their pea sized brains must be because they’re simple minded fuckwits and base cunts. The fact that the vast majority are women says it all- the inability to actually think If any twat does that to me I just press the windscreen wash. It's a bit of a thrill to see soapy suds arch over my car"s roof to land on the cunts windscreen. They fucking soon drop back. No need to thank me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: If that isn’t worth a like from the toad, I don’t know what is. Pure class. Take your medicine you squealing, feeble half-faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hows your fanny? Probably cooking his dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably cooking his dinner Why has that goose got a fucking great big nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why has that goose got a fucking great big nose? Its an Egyptian Goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its an Egyptian Goose. It's Karl Malden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If any twat does that to me I just press the windscreen wash. It's a bit of a thrill to see soapy suds arch over my car"s roof to land on the cunts windscreen. They fucking soon drop back. No need to thank me Fit a towhook and keep pressing the brake pedal at random/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why has that goose got a fucking great big nose? It's a Jewdy goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 I never understand these horse trailers and horse boxes. Surely the horse can pull the trailer or walk on its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Surely the horse can pull the trailer or walk on its own. So can humans, but they're too fuckin' lazy. Cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: So can humans, but they're too fuckin' lazy. Cunts! Good afternoon, you shit cataloguing, deviant little cunt. 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Karl Malden. "Hello buddy boy". That's my other Karl Malden impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I never understand these horse trailers and horse boxes. Surely the horse can pull the trailer or walk on its own. You ever ridden a horse without a saddle, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 On 18/07/2021 at 14:48, Dyslexic cnut said: You stupid little cunt. How has Costas managed to award 3 likes to the same post? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How has Costas managed to award 3 likes to the same post? Come on @Frank - explain yourself, you vile piece of shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You ever ridden a horse without a saddle, Pen? Pen can't ride a horse, they all throw "her" within seconds, bucking and enraged with severe penis envy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How has Costas managed to award 3 likes to the same post? Just tried to like your post three times Eric. Sorry but you only get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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