ProfB Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 It’s simples, get in the correct lane & go round when it’s clear & safe to do so. Why then do folk miss 5 chances to go, then cut up the ProfB automative? Today, a 200 year old granny in a ’08 Kia (red) just drifted into my lane - she’s on my dash cam. Then the ruddy daft mare put her foot down & nearly hit a skip wagon. Or traffic circles as they call them in the US & Upper Volta. STAY IN LANE. Stay Safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 The only thing you’ve ever ‘been around’ is the fuckin ‘twist.’ Simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this. BAWS, you do tease ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 39 minutes ago, ProfB said: Today, a 200 year old granny in a ’08 Kia (red) just drifted into my lane - she’s on my dash cam. That’ll be Pen. Probably got his cock tangled up in the steering wheel again. He’s quite a bit older than that too. Check your dash cam footage. If there’s no child seats in the car that’s him OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’ll be Pen. Probably got his cock tangled up in the steering wheel again. He’s quite a bit older than that too. Check your dash cam footage. If there’s no child seats in the car that’s him OK. It was more likely to be your big fat toothless mouth, that will look like a fanny with flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this. It can't be a sheep as it is not wearing a mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’ll be Pen. Probably got his cock tangled up in the steering wheel again. He’s quite a bit older than that too. Check your dash cam footage. If there’s no child seats in the car that’s him OK. No child seats, no passenger - King's Lynn Hardwick's, it's big with traffic lights, folk get in the wrong lane then last minute swopping & us folk who know what we are doing have to drive for others. Probably it was Pen, I think i heard Bananarama coming from the Kia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Its can't be a sheep as it is not wearing a mask. Your face changes every time I am on the forum. You always look familiar, though I struggle to put a name to your face - are you Elon Muck today? Anyway, spot on, I wear my facemask. Love profB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 minute ago, ProfB said: No child seats, no passenger - King's Lynn Hardwick's, it's big with traffic lights, folk get in the wrong lane then last minute swopping & us folk who know what we are doing have to drive for others. Probably it was Pen, I think i heard Bananarama coming from the Kia. I no longer have a car Gordon and I haven't driven one for several months .. it might be worth asking @Cuntybawswhen I last drove a car as he will know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I no longer have a car That extra leg of yours resting on the brake pedal finally got too much for you? Or was it the school run every day, only to sit there for hours, finally realise none of the kids were yours and drive back home on your own crying? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: That extra leg of yours resting on the brake pedal finally got too much for you? Or was it the school run every day, only to sit there for hours, finally realise none of the kids were yours and drive back home on your own crying? No it was the flood of tears from you when the dentist pull all your teeth out Bolly Bumboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: That extra leg of yours resting on the brake pedal finally got too much for you? Or was it the school run every day, only to sit there for hours, finally realise none of the kids were yours and drive back home on your own crying? Billy judging from the way you keep talking about it you must be totally obsessed with cock .. I bet that you have had more cock in your big fat gob and up your shit pipe than I've had hot dinners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy judging from the way you keep talking about it you must be totally obsessed with cock .. I bet that you have had more cock in your big fat gob and up your shit pipe than I've had hot dinners. Ooooh! Matron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 57 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy judging from the way you keep talking about it you must be totally obsessed with cock .. I bet that you have had more cock in your big fat gob and up your shit pipe than I've had hot dinners. Reported for homophobia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No it was the flood of tears from you when the dentist pull all your teeth out Bolly Bumboy. Was this before ‘she’ was struck off for the Shane McGowan scale and polish debacle, Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: When I picture a sheep going round and round, it looks more like this. Are you saying you want to spit roast it? That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Who would your partner be, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 22 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No it was the flood of tears from you when the dentist pull all your teeth out Bolly Bumboy. Easy boy. Don’t get your jockstrap in a twist. If the Velcro gives up you’ll have some cunts eye out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 On 26/07/2021 at 21:52, ProfB said: It’s simples, get in the correct lane & go round when it’s clear & safe to do so. Why then do folk miss 5 chances to go, then cut up the ProfB automative? Today, a 200 year old granny in a ’08 Kia (red) just drifted into my lane - she’s on my dash cam. Then the ruddy daft mare put her foot down & nearly hit a skip wagon. Or traffic circles as they call them in the US & Upper Volta. STAY IN LANE. Stay Safe. I’d like to drive around a roundabout for a couple of hours- with you dragging behind being flensed by the tarmac Fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Easy boy. Don’t get your jockstrap in a twist. If the Velcro gives up you’ll have some cunts eye out. Billy you have been outed .. your anus is so stretched that a bet dyno rod could put a drain pipe up it without it touching the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy you have been outed .. your anus is so stretched that a bet dyno rod could put a drain pipe up it without it touching the side. Yeah you got me. I should’ve thought about it before going for one of the corners big knobs. Sorry geezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to drive around a roundabout for a couple of hours- with you dragging behind behind flensed by the tarmac Fucking idiot 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 22 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No it was the flood of tears from you when the dentist pull all your teeth out Bolly Bumboy. Did'nt you used to be Dyson - if so I want my money back, your air-wrap is a load of bollox - I was robbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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