Uncle Meatus Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Uncle Meatus said: I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK? Why didn't you buy a Futon Twingo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted August 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 The "gutters" after sex on a wicker based bed is...after a while fucking horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 I'm all for giving new members the opportunity to blossom, however, after just three posts at the time of writing, the idiot klaxon is already sounding. Get out while you still can, before you're metaphorically lynched. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm all for giving new members the opportunity to blossom, however, after just three posts at the time of writing, the idiot klaxon is already sounding. Get out while you still can, before you're metaphorically lynched. Initial offerings from this one seem to confirm your thick as pig shit suggestion, but let’s give the silly cunt a fair go first before we tar and feather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Oh lah-di-fucking-dah, the new cunt has a house. That's not going to go down too well on here, where every other cunt lives in a bedsit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh lah-di-fucking-dah, the new cunt has a house. That's not going to go down too well on here, where every other cunt lives in a bedsit. It must be Punkape then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK? I’ve got no idea whatsoever what this thread is about as I haven’t read anything except the title. I’m assuming it’s a total pile of shit, so may I suggest you make yourself a DIY hammock from a pair of corduroy flares and elastic braces, or a pair of size 26-30 dungarees belonging to your closest lezzer neighbour and have an early night with a gallon of unleaded and a Zippo. No need to thank me. Keep up the good work and Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh lah-di-fucking-dah, the new cunt has a house. That's not going to go down too well on here, where every other cunt lives in a bedsit. Give the lad a chance Baws. Stop showing off and boasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Initial offerings from this one seem to confirm your thick as pig shit suggestion, but let’s give the silly cunt a fair go first before we tar and feather Party pooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'm all for giving new members the opportunity to blossom, however, after just three posts at the time of writing, the idiot klaxon is already sounding. Get out while you still can, before you're metaphorically lynched. The idiot klaxon doesn’t come fucking close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: The idiot klaxon doesn’t come fucking close. Ape I think I may have Long Covid. Do you think it’s too late for me to start masking up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ape I think I may have Long Covid. Do you think it’s too late for me to start masking up? It’s more likely to be mong covid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s more likely to be mong covid. You're the fucking expert in anything mong related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're the fucking expert in anything mong related. Indeed I am. And I’ve never encountered a bigger one than you. It’s truly fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: It’s more likely to be mong covid. I’ve googled it and I’m really worried Ape. It started this afternoon around 3, although tbh I’m feeling much better now, so it may be the 24hr Long Covid Variant. The Variant first discovered in Clownworld. My sense of smell has just come back too. It’s the first time I’ve ever been glad I’ve shit my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted August 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 King Billy. The norn iron wanker and Facebook tosser..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roadkill Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Uncle Meatus said: King Billy. The norn iron wanker and Facebook tosser..... That's it, newbie. Tell us more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: King Billy. The norn iron wanker and Facebook tosser..... Care to elaborate? Facebook tosser....? I’m on the edge of my seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted August 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 I can't comment..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Uncle Meatus said: I can't comment..... You wouldn't be hinting that you've got third party information on Billy now, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted August 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’ve got no idea whatsoever what this thread is about as I haven’t read anything except the title. I’m assuming it’s a total pile of shit, so may I suggest you make yourself a DIY hammock from a pair of corduroy flares and elastic braces, or a pair of size 26-30 dungarees belonging to your closest lezzer neighbour and have an early night with a gallon of unleaded and a Zippo. No need to thank me. Keep up the good work and Fuck off. This is the moment your bullshit and bravado bites you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK? There is one small issue with this claim: as the category of slopes who sleep on bamboo mats (also known as tatami mats) in paper-walled houses goes, it’s the japs and not the chinks’ specialty. The latter dwell in mud hat/plaster/corrugated steel hovels. Or dodgy concrete towers. For a seasoned estate agent, you really know fuck all, Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 Just now, Uncle Meatus said: This is the moment your bullshit and bravado bites you. Bring it on knucklehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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