Guest Vicious Bastard Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another reason they are better than women, is they don't interrogate you about every other gibbon you've shagged. Now, there's a bonus if ever there was.But , would they get all flaky if you shagged another gibbon, or some other desirable primate ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another reason they are better than women, is they don't interrogate you about every other gibbon you've shagged. Good point Eric, what's bothering me about this whole primate sex thing is , if you shagged a marmoset would that be classed as infidelity ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Vicious Bastard said: Good point Eric, what's bothering me about this whole primate sex thing is , if you shagged a marmoset would that be classed as infidelity ? You'd need to wrap gaffer tape round it to stop it splitting. But it would technically be classed as Monkeycide. Stick to Bonobos Vyvyan. They won't tell anyone, they like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Vicious Bastard said: Now, there's a bonus if ever there was.But , would they get all flaky if you shagged another gibbon, or some other desirable primate ?? 2 hours ago, Vicious Bastard said: Good point Eric, what's bothering me about this whole primate sex thing is , if you shagged a marmoset would that be classed as infidelity ? 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You'd need to wrap gaffer tape round it to stop it splitting. But it would technically be classed as Monkeycide. Stick to Bonobos Vyvyan. They won't tell anyone, they like it. Fucking hell Gents; shagging monkeys? Can we step back a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell Gents; shagging monkeys? Can we step back a bit. Our lives have become borlng and jaded. Please forgive our simian fantasies. But, Gibbons have a kind of animal magnetism ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 47 minutes ago, Vicious Bastard said: Our lives have become borlng and jaded. Please forgive our simian fantasies. But, Gibbons have a kind of animal magnetism ! You'd better fucking well not be Cocky or Pete sneaking back in to start a thread about buggering apes and monkeys. @Roadkill might even be tempted out of his grotto to torment you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell Gents; shagging monkeys? Can we step back a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 14 hours ago, Vicious Bastard said: Good point Eric, what's bothering me about this whole primate sex thing is , if you shagged a marmoset would that be classed as infidelity ? Would you include bishops in this primate thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can’t see this. Do I want to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I can’t see this. Do I want to? What the fuck happened to that? I'll edit a different link in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Clavo said: Would you include bishops in this primate thing? Without a shadow of a doubt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck happened to that? I'll edit a different link in... Simply describe what it is first and let us decide if we need to see it I still remember the skull fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Simply describe what it is first and let us decide if we need to see it I still remember the skull fucking Over Marcho Grande? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 03:56, Eric Cuntman said: Are you saying Spotto is a stealth Filipino? Hiding somewhere in Wales provides great protection from many justice-seeking Filipinos. On the downside - a slope runs a risk of massive fire and stoning to death by the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 09:43, Frank said: DC can I assume that everyone is now safe and well? You should be locked in a safe and thrown down a well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 09:57, Vicious Bastard said: I have given this long and careful thought, dear sir. Gibbons, are quite attractive and have several plus points. If you come home in the wee hours, covered in spew , with a kebab on your head , pissed as a rat and stinking like a Chinese's whores sock, a Gibbon will say nothing, also, she will never complain about your sexual prowess, or lack off. To be fair I haven’t given it much thought so I don’t see these “plus points” nor do I desire anal intercourse with a primate, even a female one as you are careful to point out is your particular fantasy. “Coming home in the wee hours.....pissed as a rat?” Where the fuck am I coming from in the middle of a tropical rainforest? Where the fuck did I buy a kebab and why would I be wearing it on my head? How do rats get pissed? These are all questions that i’m sure a zoologist like you goodself can answer. I look forward to you making a knob of yourself once again. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 09/09/2021 at 21:37, Stubby Pecker said: Why can’t some ISIS Taliban cunts storm the event with flame throwers, VX gas and lump hammers? They’re far too comfy down at the Hilton, watching Netflix all night, while drinking the minibar dry, then raping the chambermaids in the morning, before getting their lice infested heads down all afternoon, followed by more of the same after a delicious a la carte halal dinner cooked by some Michelin star celebrity chef on about £2m a year. Cheers Bozo and Pritti, you pair of prize fucking cunts. It’s good to know our taxes aren’t being wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: To be fair I haven’t given it much thought so I don’t see these “plus points” nor do I desire anal intercourse with a primate, even a female one as you are careful to point out is your particular fantasy. “Coming home in the wee hours.....pissed as a rat?” Where the fuck am I coming from in the middle of a tropical rainforest? Where the fuck did I buy a kebab and why would I be wearing it on my head? How do rats get pissed? These are all questions that i’m sure a zoologist like you goodself can answer. I look forward to you making a knob of yourself once again. 😁 I'm speaking metaphorically, you tadpole brained weevil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 12/09/2021 at 23:42, judgetwi said: To be fair I haven’t given it much thought so I don’t see these “plus points” nor do I desire anal intercourse with a primate, even a female one as you are careful to point out is your particular fantasy. “Coming home in the wee hours.....pissed as a rat?” Where the fuck am I coming from in the middle of a tropical rainforest? Where the fuck did I buy a kebab and why would I be wearing it on my head? How do rats get pissed? These are all questions that i’m sure a zoologist like you goodself can answer. I look forward to you making a knob of yourself once again. 😁 The Corner's very own autistic Jackie Mason. You literal minded, card counting, humourless fucking bore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 23 hours ago, Vicious Bastard said: I'm speaking metaphorically, you tadpole brained weevil. 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The Corner's very own autistic Jackie Mason. You literal minded, card counting, humourless fucking bore. 🎶 Neighbours.....everybody needs good neighbours...... just a friendly wave each morning makes a better day.....🎶 😁😁 What a pair of knobends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 12/09/2021 at 23:52, King Billy said: They’re far too comfy down at the Hilton, watching Netflix all night, while drinking the minibar dry, then raping the chambermaids in the morning, before getting their lice infested heads down all afternoon, followed by more of the same after a delicious a la carte halal dinner cooked by some Michelin star celebrity chef on about £2m a year. Cheers Bozo and Pritti, you pair of prize fucking cunts. It’s good to know our taxes aren’t being wasted. With that and the regular pontoons, they seem to have the migrant crisis well sorted out, the pair of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 On 09/09/2021 at 20:34, Vicious Bastard said: Other wise known as, "The self admiration of talentless twats." THE NATIONAL TELEVISION AWARDS ’And the winner is…….Samsung.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 I see the 'Emmys' are now being accused of racism as out of 11 bleck nominees only one won. * * you may have to check if that figure is 100%. I just read it briefly this morning but as i couldn't give much of a fuck, I didn't take much notice. Maybe black people aren't very good actors? Just throwing that out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe black people aren't very good actors? Just throwing that out there. Total bollocks, Will Smith was absolutely fucking amazing in The Shawshank Redemption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Total bollocks, Will Smith was absolutely fucking amazing in The Shawshank Redemption. If I'm ashamed of anything in my life, it's the fact that I still remember all the words to the theme tune for 'The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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