Dyslexic cnut Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: It’s nice to see such a busy person making time in their hectic work schedule to post these little nuggets of comedy gold. What a guy! I’ve taken time out to display empathy for your condition. How was this morning’s Easter Egg hunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve taken time out to display empathy for your condition. How was this morning’s Easter Egg hunt? How generous of you. There was me thinking you had absolutely fuck all to do and were spending your day posting your unique brand of drivel! It goes to show just how wrong I was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s nice to see such a busy person making time in their hectic work schedule to post these little nuggets of comedy gold. What a guy! HEY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 On 10/10/2021 at 21:33, judgetwi said: Well, sort of “black ops”. Marjorie deliberately got himself nicked so he could get his ration of the dark meat in HMP Isle of Wight. I hear they are distributing trannie badges there so everyone knows what you are after. How forward thinking of our government don’t you think? You seem to be obsessed with taking a length up the harris from spearchuckers, don't you, Jewboy? Given your previous for curtain twitching related issues I'm hardly surprised. On 10/10/2021 at 21:33, judgetwi said: Well, sort of “black ops”. Marjorie deliberately got himself nicked so he could get his ration of the dark meat in HMP Isle of Wight. I hear they are distributing trannie badges there so everyone knows what you are after. How forward thinking of our government don’t you think? Nope. I'm working freelance these days, Jewboy. Mossad want a bit of wet work done in South London, and called on the Major's service. After the whole Epstien scandal they've decided to cull a few bacon's from the tribe - know what I mean mate? I'm just adjusting the optics on my Barrett. 50, and waiting for a certain mobility scooter to roll down Mr Malik's off licence ramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 On 10/10/2021 at 17:06, Eric Cuntman said: Nice to see you MC. You been away on black-ops? I'm always on "black-ops", Eric, which also happens to be Jewdy's go to Pornhub search. Nice to see you too pal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You seem to be obsessed with taking a length up the harris from spearchuckers, don't you, Jewboy? Given your previous for curtain twitching related issues I'm hardly surprised. Nope. I'm working freelance these days, Jewboy. Mossad want a bit of wet work done in South London, and called on the Major's service. After the whole Epstien scandal they've decided to cull a few bacon's from the tribe - know what I mean mate? I'm just adjusting the optics on my Barrett. 50, and waiting for a certain mobility scooter to roll down Mr Malik's off licence ramp. About time you rocked up…with all due sycophancy etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You seem to be obsessed with taking a length up the harris from spearchuckers, don't you, Jewboy? Given your previous for curtain twitching related issues I'm hardly surprised. Nope. I'm working freelance these days, Jewboy. Mossad want a bit of wet work done in South London, and called on the Major's service. After the whole Epstien scandal they've decided to cull a few bacon's from the tribe - know what I mean mate? I'm just adjusting the optics on my Barrett. 50, and waiting for a certain mobility scooter to roll down Mr Malik's off licence ramp. Nothing to do with me Marjorie. Every wanker on here tells me that all cunts in prison get fucked up the arse. I accept their expert opinion ......I mean, i’m not a stinkbag, lowlife criminal so what the fuck do I know about it? I was thinking the other day, suppose you were a real bender and you were looking forward to going in the nick and getting loads of cock? Then they put you in a cell with Ronnie fucking Kray! That would be a bit of a cunt situation I reckon. What’s your opinion Marje? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 11:51, Clavo said: My brother-in-law who lives at Crewe said that one day last week there was a motorhome parked up alongside the B5077 near Alsager with a table set up where there was white heather and clothes pegs on sale. Fuck off you boring boring boring cunt. And then fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuck off you boring boring boring cunt. And then fuck off again. Are you the fairy on top of the christmas tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 14:41, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve taken time out to display empathy for your condition. How was this morning’s Easter Egg hunt? Was that you this afternoon DC? Don’t even think about asking ‘Where?’ You must have seen me driving past the bar in my imaginary metallic blue M4, while you were slobbering all over Angela Raynor and Cherie Blair. I know it was happy hour but ffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Was that you this afternoon DC? Don’t even think about asking ‘Where?’ You must have seen me driving past the bar in my imaginary metallic blue M4, while you were slobbering all over Angela Raynor and Cherie Blair. I know it was happy hour but ffs? Fuck me you don’t miss a trick. I’ll say one thing, those girls get the ale in Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Was that you this afternoon DC? Don’t even think about asking ‘Where?’ You must have seen me driving past the bar in my imaginary metallic blue M4, while you were slobbering all over Angela Raynor and Cherie Blair. I know it was happy hour but ffs? Did you not see me in the lounge bar, playing shove ha'penny with Maggie Philbin and Snoop Dogg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you not see me in the lounge bar, playing shove ha'penny with Maggie Philbin and Snoop Dogg? I couldn’t let on Eric. I fingered her in the early 90’s, that’s why Keith Chegwin binned her and became an alccy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I couldn’t let on Eric. I fingered her in the early 90’s, that’s why Keith Chegwin binned her and became an alccy. I thought her flaps tasted of Scouse and dumplings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you not see me in the lounge bar, playing shove ha'penny with Maggie Philbin and Snoop Dogg? I caught a quick eyeful as I was passing the gents toilets DC. You certainly appeared to be ‘shoving’ something up the dusky chaps rear end. Looked more like Ainsley Harriet than Snoop tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: I caught a quick eyeful as I was passing the gents toilets DC. You certainly appeared to be ‘shoving’ something up the dusky chaps rear end. Looked more like Ainsley Harriet than Snoop tbh. No. I'm Eric. Have you and @cuntspotter been double jabbed at the same laboratory? He keeps mistaking me for DC as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I'm Eric. Have you and @cuntspotter been double jabbed at the same laboratory? He keeps mistaking me for DC as well. Are you sure you’re Eric? I’ve been drinking lots of Mateus Rose in Gran Canaria today and it may have affected everyone else’s judgement. I think DC is definitely still gay though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you sure you’re Eric? I’ve been drinking lots of Mateus Rose in Gran Canaria today and it may have affected everyone else’s judgement. I think DC is definitely still gay though. Cnut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 13/10/2021 at 00:24, judgetwi said: Nothing to do with me Marjorie. Every wanker on here tells me that all cunts in prison get fucked up the arse. I accept their expert opinion ......I mean, i’m not a stinkbag, lowlife criminal so what the fuck do I know about it? I was thinking the other day, suppose you were a real bender and you were looking forward to going in the nick and getting loads of cock? Then they put you in a cell with Ronnie fucking Kray! That would be a bit of a cunt situation I reckon. What’s your opinion Marje? Hold your fucking horse's, Polanski... Firstly, if you had ever made it above special-needs constable then you'd at least have a working knowledge of the english penal (don't cum on your pvc covered sofa yet) system. With the above comment only the fucking retarded would buy your Ray Winstone-esque hard detective veneer, but I'd imagine the Joker would happily play Carter. Secondly, most cunt's on here with an ounce of witt and savvy routinely laugh at your rants and special status. Stick to shouting "I'm watching The facking Sweeney" at the visiting carer's as you're no Jack Reagan, but you're absolute comedy gold in the we're laughing at you stakes so don't go changing. I actually find you fucking hilarious, and this gaff wouldn't be the same without you. I've also just discovered that you tried your hand in local politics, a gem that I shall return to in Jew course. Shalom! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm watching The facking Sweeney Major, are you aware of Eric's recent confession to imitating the deft (or depending on your point of view, cackhanded) gearchange manoeuvre used by the sweeney? 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 hours ago, scotty said: Major, are you aware of Eric's recent confession to imitating the deft (or depending on your point of view, cackhanded) gearchange manoeuvre used by the sweeney? 🤔 Not the Sweeney one, Dennis Waterman used to stick his pinkie out like a gay. I do 'The Professionals' one like Bodie & Doyle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 hours ago, scotty said: Major, are you aware of Eric's recent confession to imitating the deft (or depending on your point of view, cackhanded) gearchange manoeuvre used by the sweeney? 🤔 I can't say that I am, Scotty, given my recent self imposed exile. However, I decided upon a low key comeback after reading this morning's acerbic wit headed old Judge's way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not the Sweeney one, Dennis Waterman used to stick his pinkie out like a gay. I do 'The Professionals' one like Bodie & Doyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Obviously not in a primark tracksuit. That's @Eddie in the Vauxhall Corsa that he's been living in since Fatty nicked all his money. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: FFS. 😒😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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