Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean Extra Terrestrials, you insensitive slag. She said aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lying fucking bandwagon jumping cunt. Same M.O as 'Duffy'... 'I was drugged and smuggled out of the country while I was unconscious. I was held hostage and repeatedly raped over a 4 week period. Then I was brought back to the UK' Really Duffy? Brought back just in time for your new album to be released. And let's not forget, British Airways are always transporting unconscious people with no documentation around the world. And who abducted you Duffy? Oh, you don't know their name or what they looked like.. after spending four weeks with them, you can't offer the most basic description? Oh yeah, except that they were white, obviously. Lying attention seeking cunts. The only thing I’ve heard re this story is that she says she felt like she was moving slowly during most of her captivity, a stinking mattress, a Bedford Van and some fat cunt who was a expert on laying paving slabs… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 30 minutes ago, Clavo said: She said aliens. Demi Lovato wouldn't have, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Demi Lovato wouldn't have, apparently. Imagine if ET and his mates abducted you and pen on the same flying saucer; for starters they could drain your blood and piss and use the resulting booze strong liquid to fuel their craft to warp factor 10. As for pen, the poor cunts would probably think they’d rocked up on some strange Planet of the Apes scenario- a 7 foot naturally unshaven beast that wouldn’t look out of place in the Congo eating bananas and it’s own shit lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Imagine if ET and his mates abducted you and pen on the same flying saucer; for starters they could drain your blood and piss and use the resulting booze strong liquid to fuel their craft to warp factor 10. As for pen, the poor cunts would probably think they’d rocked up on some strange Planet of the Apes scenario- a 7 foot naturally unshaven beast that wouldn’t look out of place in the Congo eating bananas and it’s own shit lol fuck off Isn't it strange that you never say this when I meet you face to face .. you are a scruffy cunt by the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clavo said: Isn't it strange that you never say this when I meet you face to face .. you are a scruffy cunt by the way. The point of an ‘in’ joke on a forum like this is that others are ‘in’ on it, you fucking thick cunt. If you’d have mentioned pebble fondling or newt wanking you might have raised a smile. Perhaps you could enlighten us to your sidesplitting character assassination? On the other hand, if I mention that you’re sporting not only a fowl stinking axe wound that hasn’t seen action since rationing stopped, but also a solid foot + of one eyed brute cock that dangles in the bog when you take your morning piss, punters here know exactly what I’m getting at 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The point of an ‘in’ joke on a forum like this is that others are ‘in’ on it, you fucking thick cunt. If you’d have mentioned pebble fondling or newt wanking you might have raised a smile. Perhaps you could enlighten us to your sidesplitting character assassination? On the other hand, if I mention that you’re sporting not only a fowl stinking axe wound that hasn’t seen action since rationing stopped, but also a solid foot + of one eyed brute cock that dangles in the bog when you take your morning piss, punters here know exactly what I’m getting at Get a fucking wash you scruffy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: punters here know exactly what I’m getting at Oh, we do. We certainly do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Bullshit never happened. It’s standard fare for female slebs to claim they have been sexually abused and “look at me look at me.....pity me you cunts”. I seem to remember professional remoaner and Soros puppet, Gina Miller, claiming that she was gang raped outside Whitechapel station in her youth. Poor Gina, not known for being shy and retiring, didn’t report it to the police or attend hospital, despite the fact that the Royal London is on the other side of the fucking road. Bullshit never happened. Then there is the delectable Debbie Harry who, allegedly, hitched a lift from Ted Bundy but managed to escape his clutches. I can’t imagine old Ted letting a sort like Debbie get away from him. Bullshit never happened. I don’t know who this Emma bitch is but sexual abuse is old hat these days. It’s all about yer mental elf now. Emma needs to be crying about her depression....blah blah woof woof if she wants to attract attention to herself. Personally I have a little weep to myself every day about global warming and how we are destroying the planet and there’s only nine years left. Love me, feel sorry for me.... I really deserve it. Or kiss my fat hairy arse you bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 22:42, judgetwi said: “look at me look at me.....pity me you cunts”. The Jews? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 15/10/2021 at 07:46, Decimus said: The Jews? Quite right. It’s all part of the 2000 year old plan for world domination. Now I’m working on it you can expect it to come to fruition very soon. Fortunately for us there are only a handful of smart bastards like you who have sussed us out. But even though you count for fuck all (the story of your life) we haven’t forgotten you. I’m making no threats or anything but the next sheep you line up or the next time you stick your pencil into the electric sharpener.......well, accidents can happen, know what I mean? We’ve got your number Countryboy. We are everywhere, but you already knew that didn’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: We’ve got your number Countryboy. We are everywhere, but you already knew that didn’t you? Very true, your lot have got form for turning up out of the fucking blue and throwing your weight around. I look forward to the day some little hat wearing faggot with ringlets turns up at my house and tells me that it's his now as one of his ancestors a few thousand years ago once took a shit on my land. Hopefully it won't get nasty and lead to him murdering my kids in an unprovoked case of ethnic cleansing. Know what I mean, mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 22:42, judgetwi said: Bullshit never happened. It’s standard fare for female slebs to claim they have been sexually abused and “look at me look at me.....pity me you cunts”. I seem to remember professional remoaner and Soros puppet, Gina Miller, claiming that she was gang raped outside Whitechapel station in her youth. Poor Gina, not known for being shy and retiring, didn’t report it to the police or attend hospital, despite the fact that the Royal London is on the other side of the fucking road. Bullshit never happened. Then there is the delectable Debbie Harry who, allegedly, hitched a lift from Ted Bundy but managed to escape his clutches. I can’t imagine old Ted letting a sort like Debbie get away from him. Bullshit never happened. I don’t know who this Emma bitch is but sexual abuse is old hat these days. It’s all about yer mental elf now. Emma needs to be crying about her depression....blah blah woof woof if she wants to attract attention to herself. Personally I have a little weep to myself every day about global warming and how we are destroying the planet and there’s only nine years left. Love me, feel sorry for me.... I really deserve it. Or kiss my fat hairy arse you bunch of cunts. She might well have been flashed at by someone but when you are flashed at the flasher usually covers their face which from what I have read about Couzens he would have done. Being flashed at is something that probably most women (and likely a lot of men) have experienced but pretty well always the flasher then takes to his heels before you have a proper chance to look at his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Quite right. It’s all part of the 2000 year old plan for world domination. Now I’m working on it you can expect it to come to fruition very soon. Fortunately for us there are only a handful of smart bastards like you who have sussed us out. But even though you count for fuck all (the story of your life) we haven’t forgotten you. I’m making no threats or anything but the next sheep you line up or the next time you stick your pencil into the electric sharpener.......well, accidents can happen, know what I mean? We’ve got your number Countryboy. We are everywhere, but you already knew that didn’t you? Great. That means Spurs can start fucking winning things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Decimus said: I look forward to the day some little hat wearing faggot with ringlets turns up at my house Of course you do, being a member of the CC Gay Mafia, scat and cock obsessive that you are, you're bound to invite the cunt in and give him a reach around. It's good that you feel so confident about your sexuality that you can reveal that information on a public forum. Now you're out of the closet, be proud about your abnormality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, dave said: Of course you do, being a member of the CC Gay Mafia, scat and cock obsessive that you are, you're bound to invite the cunt in and give him a reach around. It's good that you feel so confident about your sexuality that you can reveal that information on a public forum. Now you're out of the closet, be proud about your abnormality. He sniffs it here, he sniffs it there He sniffs it everyfuckingwhere Is it in Heaven, or on the end of his bell That damned elusive dog shit smell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: He sniffs it here, he sniffs it there He sniffs it everyfuckingwhere Is it in Heaven, or on the end of his bell That damned elusive dog shit smell 'The Sha-a-dow' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 37 minutes ago, dave said: Of course you do, being a member of the CC Gay Mafia, scat and cock obsessive that you are, you're bound to invite the cunt in and give him a reach around. It's good that you feel so confident about your sexuality that you can reveal that information on a public forum. Now you're out of the closet, be proud about your abnormality. I think that Scotty is about to come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 hours ago, dave said: Of course you do, being a member of the CC Gay Mafia, scat and cock obsessive that you are, you're bound to invite the cunt in and give him a reach around. It's good that you feel so confident about your sexuality that you can reveal that information on a public forum. Now you're out of the closet, be proud about your abnormality. You’re the bender who posts in enlarged bright pink text. Gaylord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Very true, your lot have got form for turning up out of the fucking blue and throwing your weight around. I look forward to the day some little hat wearing faggot with ringlets turns up at my house That’s only on Saturdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 19 hours ago, Decimus said: He sniffs it here, he sniffs it there He sniffs it everyfuckingwhere Is it in Heaven, or on the end of his bell That damned elusive dog shit smell Didn't you learn anything from your boyfriend Woofles piss-poor attempt at poetry? Oh well, at least you two have something else in common, besides the buggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 hours ago, dave said: Didn't you learn anything from your boyfriend Woofles piss-poor attempt at poetry? Oh well, at least you two have something else in common, besides the buggery. Dave the self-proclaimed ethicist Was actually a bit of a serial fetishist Trying to keep history under his hat Couldn't conceal his lust for all things scat And despite his desire to promtly move on He was addicted to all things canine and bum His efforts and words never quite transpired By popular demand it was time he expired 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Dave the self-proclaimed ethicist Was actually a bit of a serial fetishist Trying to keep history under his hat Couldn't conceal his lust for all things scat And despite his desire to promtly move on He was addicted to all things canine and bum His efforts and words never quite transpired By popular demand it was time he expired You're like the Pam Ayres of pooetry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're like the Pam Ayres of pooetry. She's got to be a contender for World's All-time Most Irritating Accent, surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, scotty said: She's got to be a contender for World's All-time Most Irritating Accent, surely. Before the poetry and fame, she worked as a spook for military intelligence. Sitting in the back of a spy plane, intercepting communications etc'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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