King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 22:59, Eric Cuntman said: Clark Bent. Out of likes Eric. Pure quality though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 What about this picture from BBC iPlayer .. pervy or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baredevil The Toxic arsebender Teenage Mutant Ninja Turd Burglars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turd Burglars LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 20:03, Stubby Pecker said: In some fantasy bullshite world dreamt up by yanks, Superman has a son who’s bisexual (ie a screaming bender for cock) The new superpoofs superpowers must be cumfarting his enemies, screeching in an effeminate way and shitting without it touching the sides. His kryponite would be the smell of a fanny, using a condom and beer. If one were to don the tin foil it’d be easy to see this as a slow leaching of homo normally into everyday life via popular culture especially to those young enough to be most easily impressionable/brainwashed. A subservient breed of limp wristed weak cunts is what they want, something @Wolfieeluded to on another thread. The sooner humanity dies out the better- 100 years at best I’d give it, sooner if Marburg virus kicks off or another deliberate dose of bat flu is dumped on us by the chinks It pains me to give you a like you fucking swampy rock bothering ponytailed weird cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 22:59, Eric Cuntman said: Clark Bent. Spermman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 13/10/2021 at 23:57, King Billy said: Come on Stubbs. We’re never going to do that. Not me anyway. FFS? I’d happily go full tin foil Bally, but there seems to be a shortage of the stuff, you greedy cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d happily go full tin foil Bally, but there seems to be a shortage of the stuff, you greedy cunt Bill's gone a little OTT lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 14/10/2021 at 21:04, White Cunt said: Spermman. Fantastic Four(skin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Fantastic Four(skin) Fantastic Four (cocks up the arse, no lube) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 I wonder how much chutting will be in this bastardisation of Tolkien's work? Plenty if this disgruntled unfunny whale-fucker has anything to do with it. WARNING: Contains Lenny Henry. Sorry Decs. https://www.nme.com/news/tv/the-lord-of-the-rings-star-lenny-henry-promises-more-diversity-in-tv-series-3069934 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 26 minutes ago, nocti said: I wonder how much chutting will be in this bastardisation of Tolkien's work? Plenty if this disgruntled unfunny whale-fucker has anything to do with it. WARNING: Contains Lenny Henry. Sorry Decs. https://www.nme.com/news/tv/the-lord-of-the-rings-star-lenny-henry-promises-more-diversity-in-tv-series-3069934 I bet - I fucking BET - the Orcs will all be white in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 19 minutes ago, nocti said: I wonder how much chutting will be in this bastardisation of Tolkien's work? Plenty if this disgruntled unfunny whale-fucker has anything to do with it. WARNING: Contains Lenny Henry. Sorry Decs. https://www.nme.com/news/tv/the-lord-of-the-rings-star-lenny-henry-promises-more-diversity-in-tv-series-3069934 I've read elsewhere that he's tried to further justify this blatantly shoehorned, multi-ethnic woke shit by linking it to Tolkien's original descriptions of Hobbits. Apparently the Harfoot's were described as being browner of skin than the Fallohides and Stoors, which when considering Tolkien's descriptive terminology of other characters, doesn't literally mean brown like Lenny fucking Henry, but brown as in the walnut shade agricultural workers go whilst labouring in the sun. Not only has this article confirmed that the Hobbits of the Amazon series will be strolling around The Shire knifing and raping each other, but we can obviously expect the main heroes of it to be female. Tolkien's legendarium did include women, and capable ones at that, but you can bet your house that capable males will be rarer in this than a woman who can 100 percent be verified as shagging serial closet case Robbie fucking Williams. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've read elsewhere that he's tried to further justify this blatantly shoehorned, multi-ethnic woke shit by linking it to Tolkien's original descriptions of Hobbits. Apparently the Harfoot's were described as being browner of skin than the Fallohides and Stoors, which when considering Tolkien's descriptive terminology of other characters, doesn't literally mean brown like Lenny fucking Henry, but brown as in the walnut shade agricultural workers go whilst labouring in the sun. Not only has this article confirmed that the Hobbits of the Amazon series will be strolling around The Shire knifing and raping each other, but we can obviously expect the main heroes of it to be female. Tolkien's legendarium did include women, and capable ones at that, but you can bet your house that capable males will be rarer in this than a woman who can 100 percent be verified as shagging serial closet case Robbie fucking Williams. I've only just realised Ainsley Harriott and Lenny Henry are different people. Did Ainsley also shag the Vicar of Dibley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I've only just realised Ainsley Harriott and Lenny Henry are different people. Did Ainsley also shag the Vicar of Dibley? Can’t fuck, won’t fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've read elsewhere that he's tried to further justify this blatantly shoehorned, multi-ethnic woke shit by linking it to Tolkien's original descriptions of Hobbits. Apparently the Harfoot's were described as being browner of skin than the Fallohides and Stoors, which when considering Tolkien's descriptive terminology of other characters, doesn't literally mean brown like Lenny fucking Henry, but brown as in the walnut shade agricultural workers go whilst labouring in the sun. Not only has this article confirmed that the Hobbits of the Amazon series will be strolling around The Shire knifing and raping each other, but we can obviously expect the main heroes of it to be female. Tolkien's legendarium did include women, and capable ones at that, but you can bet your house that capable males will be rarer in this than a woman who can 100 percent be verified as shagging serial closet case Robbie fucking Williams. You sneaky fucking cunt. I forgot you can always get likes off @nocti just for mentioning Robbie Williams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You sneaky fucking cunt. I forgot you can always get likes off @nocti just for mentioning Robbie Williams. Yep. Still works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. Still works. Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 32 minutes ago, nocti said: Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei. Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. Vis accipere assis in ore tuo? Quintus Phallus Digitos MMXVII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 hour ago, nocti said: Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei. Fuck.. 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. the fuck.. 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Vis accipere assis in ore tuo? Quintus Phallus Digitos MMXVII off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 22:59, Eric Cuntman said: Clark Bent. "He minces through the air with the greatest of ease..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, scotty said: "He minces through the air with the greatest of ease..." You have to wonder about any cunt who thinks it's appropriate to talk to schoolchildren while he's wearing his pants outside of his trousers. Fuck the 'Green Cross Code Man'. Dirty cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck the 'Green Cross Code Man'. Dirty cunt. Wasn't he also Darth Vader? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, scotty said: Wasn't he also Darth Vader? 🤔 Yes. Dave Prowse. He asked to do the voice as well, but he could only speak in a thick West Country accent... "Luke, oi aaahm your farver" So James Earl Jones did the voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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