camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10298137/SECOND-UPenn-swimmer-speaks-against-trans-Lia-Thomas-competing-womens-team-crowd-silent.html Lia Thomas is an American "female" swimmer. When "she" was a fella, she was a by all accounts a shit swimmer who couldn't get in the Male college team. Since having the old "nip and tuck" "she" is now smashing records left, right and centre. One race "she" came in 38 seconds in front of second place. Now her teammates are complaining because all their hard work and sacrifices are leading to fuck all and a few are emerging to complain, despite the fact that they've been told to keep "schtum" (well there's a fucking switch). Even spectators aren't applauding her when she wins. It wouldn't surprise me that "she'll" be selected at the next Olympics, which will, no doubt, upset the chinkies, who'll probably force some pan faced, mediocre Male swimmer to get the chop and compete. The Russkies will follow suit and we'll probably get Duncan Goodhew to stick a wig on and compete for us. Btw; I hate swimming. I once tried water polo but my horse drowned. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Was he John Thomas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Uncle Meatus Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10298137/SECOND-UPenn-swimmer-speaks-against-trans-Lia-Thomas-competing-womens-team-crowd-silent.html Lia Thomas is an American "female" swimmer. When "she" was a fella, she was a by all accounts a shit swimmer who couldn't get in the Male college team. Since having the old "nip and tuck" "she" is now smashing records left, right and centre. One race "she" came in 38 seconds in front of second place. Now her teammates are complaining because all their hard work and sacrifices are leading to fuck all and a few are emerging to complain, despite the fact that they've been told to keep "schtum" (well there's a fucking switch). Even spectators aren't applauding her when she wins. It wouldn't surprise me that "she'll" be selected at the next Olympics, which will, no doubt, upset the chinkies, who'll probably force some pan faced, mediocre Male swimmer to get the chop and compete. The Russkies will follow suit and we'll probably get Duncan Goodhew to stick a wig on and compete for us. Btw; I hate swimming. I once tried water polo but my horse drowned. Saw the nom then your name and thought you'd fell out with your neighbour because Lia had a pair of "trousers" from Cotton Traders you'd ordered that weren't left behind the bin as stated on the form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Fucking trannies. They always manage to win the women's long distance pissing event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: Saw the nom then your name and thought you'd fell out with your neighbour because Lia had a pair of "trousers" from Cotton Traders you'd ordered that weren't left behind the bin as stated on the form. Fucking hell does this even mean? Please clarify you fucking chimpanzee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Fucking hell does this even mean? Please clarify you fucking chimpanzee. Oh dear. I've got a fan. Listen you little cunt. Learn the host's language or get back into the water on that door and start kicking those feet to somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 32 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: Saw the nom then your name and thought you'd fell out with your neighbour because Lia had a pair of "trousers" from Cotton Traders you'd ordered that weren't left behind the bin as stated on the form. What are you on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Personally, I quite enjoyed the MMA outings of Fallon Fox and Alana McLaughlin, if only to hear the commentators tie themselves in linguistic knots defending a XY knocking the fuck out of a XX. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Personally, I quite enjoyed the MMA outings of Fallon Fox and Alana McLaughlin, if only to hear the commentators tie themselves in linguistic knots defending a XY knocking the fuck out of a XX. Given last night's result are you relieved the 5th test now won't be held at the WACA? 4-0 is my prediction, but maybe I'm being optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, Goober said: Given last night's result are you relieved the 5th test now won't be held at the WACA? 4-0 is my prediction, but maybe I'm being optimistic. It was to be held at the Optus, Goobs, given the WACA is in bits. But alas no Test Match for us in the Gulag. Tasmania is a surprisingly non-commercial choice for the fifth test. So am off to Adelaide tomorrow to see what the England management come up with this time. Mr Blobby in the slip cordon, I shouldn’t wonder. Pink ball, under lights, and the return of BrAnderson. Stay tuned. I’ll go 3-1 Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It was to be held at the Optus, Goobs, given the WACA is in bits. But alas no Test Match for us in the Gulag. Tasmania is a surprisingly non-commercial choice for the fifth test. So am off to Adelaide tomorrow to see what the England management come up with this time. Mr Blobby in the slip cordon, I shouldn’t wonder. Pink ball, under lights, and the return of BrAnderson. Stay tuned. I’ll go 3-1 Australia. I stand corrected. 3-1? You're an optimist, I'll give you that. The team selection was shocking for this last test. The English batting line up is too brittle to effectively compete on fast tracks and I'm not convinced the Aussie version of the pink ball will do us any favours. I fear the best we can hope for is whitewash avoidance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Goober said: I stand corrected. 3-1? You're an optimist, I'll give you that. The team selection was shocking for this last test. The English batting line up is too brittle to effectively compete on fast tracks and I'm not convinced the Aussie version of the pink ball will do us any favours. I fear the best we can hope for is whitewash avoidance. I’ll certainly want to see better. Rory Burns is the sort of pussy Englishman who makes me itchy, and Ben Stokes looks at best half fit. It’s all on Jimmy and Stuart for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ll certainly want to see better. Rory Burns is the sort of pussy Englishman which makes me itchy, and Ben Stokes looks at best half fit. It’s all on Jimmy and Stuart for me. Stokes clearly wasn't ready for Australia. I suspect they hoped he would act as a talisman rather than contribute significantly. I'm astonished Lyon now has 400 test wickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: I'm astonished Lyon now has 400 test wickets. The new poster boy down here, so we can expect a dick pic, drug scandal, conversations with a Hyderabad bookie, or a dozen slappers any day now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 42 minutes ago, Goober said: Stokes clearly wasn't ready for Australia. I suspect they hoped he would act as a talisman rather than contribute significantly. I'm astonished Lyon now has 400 test wickets. I personally don't rate the bulb headed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 It's odd that we never see headlines like: "Sex-changer just lives quietly and doesn't make a fuss." It's like they're all narcissistic wierdos or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10298137/SECOND-UPenn-swimmer-speaks-against-trans-Lia-Thomas-competing-womens-team-crowd-silent.html Lia Thomas is an American "female" swimmer. When "she" was a fella, she was a by all accounts a shit swimmer who couldn't get in the Male college team. Since having the old "nip and tuck" "she" is now smashing records left, right and centre. One race "she" came in 38 seconds in front of second place. Now her teammates are complaining because all their hard work and sacrifices are leading to fuck all and a few are emerging to complain, despite the fact that they've been told to keep "schtum" (well there's a fucking switch). Even spectators aren't applauding her when she wins. It wouldn't surprise me that "she'll" be selected at the next Olympics, which will, no doubt, upset the chinkies, who'll probably force some pan faced, mediocre Male swimmer to get the chop and compete. The Russkies will follow suit and we'll probably get Duncan Goodhew to stick a wig on and compete for us. Btw; I hate swimming. I once tried water polo but my horse drowned. If you take this bollocks to its logical conclusion then it has to go this way in our all-inclusive genderless world. Humanity is shooting itself in the foot with this one because she/it will have to be included as an olympian if chosen - there is no other way. Unless someone, somewhere has the balls to stand up and stop this shit in its tracks. These fucking cunts are making a mockery of the human race. I applaud the people for not applauding. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Arnold said: If you take this bollocks to its logical conclusion then it has to go this way in our all-inclusive genderless world. Humanity is shooting itself in the foot with this one because she/it will have to be included as an olympian if chosen - there is no other way. Unless someone, somewhere has the balls to stand up and stop this shit in its tracks. These fucking cunts are making a mockery of the human race. I applaud the people for not applauding. I can't agree, in spite of most definitely seeing things from the perspective above. 'Humanity shooting itself in the foot' is part of nature's way of protecting itself; a defence mechanism if you like. I've mentioned before I believe the human race is devolving, with examples such as a furthering reliance on technology; less relience on the outdoors (hunting & gathering food); an increasing amount of scrawny men with wispy beards to withstand such rigours of everyday life; more indoor gym-goers taking steroids to build muscles; and women with testicles (and vice versa), who can't make fire, cook well or sew. Most of us are no longer a species in need of this once evolutionary skillset, which I think is a timely reminder our ongoing dominance and ruthlessness is bringing about a natural end, culminating in mass extinction most likely from bioloical war or climate change, or both. Within nature lies the blueprint which allows the strong to dominate, and then decline as its numbers become threatening to nature itself, as Charles Darwin pointed out around 150 years ago. We're fucked, and the Fatima Whitbreads of yesteryear and modern-day Lia Thomases are a mere tip of the iceberg. Despite this, I wish you a Merry Christmas Arnold. It might be one of your last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I can't agree, in spite of most definitely seeing things from the perspective above. 'Humanity shooting itself in the foot' is part of nature's way of protecting itself; a defence mechanism if you like. I've mentioned before I believe the human race is devolving, with examples such as a furthering reliance on technology; less relience on the outdoors (hunting & gathering food); an increasing amount of scrawny men with wispy beards to withstand such rigours of everyday life; more indoor gym-goers taking steroids to build muscles; and women with testicles (and vice versa), who can't make fire, cook well or sew. Most of us are no longer a species in need of this once evolutionary skillset, which I think is a timely reminder our ongoing dominance and ruthlessness is bringing about a natural end, culminating in mass extinction most likely from bioloical war or climate change, or both. Within nature lies the blueprint which allows the strong to dominate, and then decline as its numbers become threatening to nature itself, as Charles Darwin pointed out around 150 years ago. We're fucked, and the Fatima Whitbreads of yesteryear and modern-day Lia Thomases are a mere tip of the iceberg. Despite this, I wish you a Merry Christmas Arnold. It might be one of your last. The advancing tech had been underpinned by vast amounts of growing energy supply. As we are now on the downward slope, this process will get severely disrupted by perpetuating crisis. The loss of basic, low-tech infrastructure and betting the house on high-tech, will make the current chain supply issues look insignificant. Everything in nature that becomes too big, eventually: 1/ unravels or 2/ starves to death. Background unraveling takes a long time, while shrinking food supply tends to extinguish a species very rapidly. We are in stage one, to be shortly followed by stage two - the hunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I can't agree, in spite of most definitely seeing things from the perspective above. 'Humanity shooting itself in the foot' is part of nature's way of protecting itself; a defence mechanism if you like. I've mentioned before I believe the human race is devolving, with examples such as a furthering reliance on technology; less relience on the outdoors (hunting & gathering food); an increasing amount of scrawny men with wispy beards to withstand such rigours of everyday life; more indoor gym-goers taking steroids to build muscles; and women with testicles (and vice versa), who can't make fire, cook well or sew. Most of us are no longer a species in need of this once evolutionary skillset, which I think is a timely reminder our ongoing dominance and ruthlessness is bringing about a natural end, culminating in mass extinction most likely from bioloical war or climate change, or both. Within nature lies the blueprint which allows the strong to dominate, and then decline as its numbers become threatening to nature itself, as Charles Darwin pointed out around 150 years ago. We're fucked, and the Fatima Whitbreads of yesteryear and modern-day Lia Thomases are a mere tip of the iceberg. Despite this, I wish you a Merry Christmas Arnold. It might be one of your last. 8 minutes ago, White Cunt said: The advancing tech had been underpinned by vast amounts of growing energy supply. As we are now on the downward slope, this process will get severely disrupted by perpetuating crisis. The loss of basic, low-tech infrastructure and betting the house on high-tech, will make the current chain supply issues look insignificant. Everything in nature that becomes too big, eventually: 1/ unravels or 2/ starves to death. Background unraveling takes a long time, while shrinking food supply tends to extinguish a species very rapidly. We are in stage one, to be shortly followed by stage two - the hunger. Well, thanks for that gents. I feel a whole fucking lot better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I can't agree, in spite of most definitely seeing things from the perspective above. 'Humanity shooting itself in the foot' is part of nature's way of protecting itself; a defence mechanism if you like. I've mentioned before I believe the human race is devolving, with examples such as a furthering reliance on technology; less relience on the outdoors (hunting & gathering food); an increasing amount of scrawny men with wispy beards to withstand such rigours of everyday life; more indoor gym-goers taking steroids to build muscles; and women with testicles (and vice versa), who can't make fire, cook well or sew. Most of us are no longer a species in need of this once evolutionary skillset, which I think is a timely reminder our ongoing dominance and ruthlessness is bringing about a natural end, culminating in mass extinction most likely from bioloical war or climate change, or both. Within nature lies the blueprint which allows the strong to dominate, and then decline as its numbers become threatening to nature itself, as Charles Darwin pointed out around 150 years ago. We're fucked, and the Fatima Whitbreads of yesteryear and modern-day Lia Thomases are a mere tip of the iceberg. Despite this, I wish you a Merry Christmas Arnold. It might be one of your last. That sounds chillingly prophetic, Wolfie. And on that happy note If I kark it before next Christmas I’ll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, thanks for that gents. I feel a whole fucking lot better now. Malbec, madam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 32 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Malbec, madam? Bleach please. A large one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 11/12/2021 at 19:58, camberwell gypsy said: I once tried water polo but my horse drowned. You should've tried a Seahorse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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