Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Frank's gonna piss his white chinos after reading our exchange as the man's under the illusion he's a musician. I saw his 'Drumming' video and it was shite. He looks like he's got a few quid so I might offer him my old conked out Apple Mac G4 and a cracked version of Logic for a few grand. I'm sure whatever he makes on that old shite will be an improvement on his current 'music'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I saw his 'Drumming' video and it was shite. He looks like he's got a few quid so I might offer him my old conked out Apple Mac G4 and a cracked version of Logic for a few grand. I'm sure whatever he makes on that old shite will be an improvement on his current 'music'. Another cunt with all the gear and no fucking idea. We could play a bit of Stock, Aiken, and Waterman here. Fuck know who's gonna be Waterman though. I'm thinking as he's got a few readies we could offer to produce him a quality comeback song. Obviously we'll be insisting on first class travel, the finest escort's, and a few other overheads. If he's not interested then sell him the Mac, but make sure you employ Panz's boy's so he's in for a suprise when it's plugged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm thinking as he's got a few readies we could offer to produce him a quality comeback song. Obviously we'll be insisting on first class travel, the finest escort's, and a few other overheads. Sound good to me, however if the escorts are there and the drink and white stuff is flowing, I'd have to insist on @Frank keeping away. I wouldn't want to be out of it with him lurking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 this is an ethnic teenage thread now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Sound good to me, however if the escorts are there and the drink and white stuff is flowing, I'd have to insist on @Frank keeping away. I wouldn't want to be out of it with him lurking around. That's a fair point. He never mentions Barrymore's pool party and the shenanigans that played out to Wham's Club Tropicana. I'll make sure that the escort's are on Bollinger pouring duty and also responsible for chopping up the Bolivian. At least that way there's less chance of him slipping us a Rohypnol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: That's a fair point. He never mentions Barrymore's pool party and the shenanigans that played out to Wham's Club Tropicana. I'll make sure that the escort's are on Bollinger pouring duty and also responsible for chopping up the Bolivian. At least that way there's less chance of him slipping us a Rohypnol. It’s true; @Frankwas at Barrymores that fateful night and was the key instigator of shoving a glass ashtray up that poor benders arsehole Barrymore is currently his civil partner and they share a bed every night with a least one black man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It’s true; @Frankwas at Barrymores that fateful night and was the key instigator of shoving a glass ashtray up that poor benders arsehole Barrymore is currently his civil partner and they share a bed every night with a least one black man Have you ever seen the eyewitness sketch of the George Harrison looking suspect seen in Portugal on that fateful night the McCann's decided to attend a swingers party, Stubbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Back on topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 09/01/2022 at 08:07, Major Cunt said: Have you ever seen the eyewitness sketch of the George Harrison looking suspect seen in Portugal on that fateful night the McCann's decided to attend a swingers party, Stubbs? No, but I bet @Frank has... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 09/01/2022 at 01:22, Stubby Pecker said: It’s true; @Frankwas at Barrymores that fateful night and was the key instigator of shoving a glass ashtray up that poor benders arsehole Barrymore is currently his civil partner and they share a bed every night with a least one black man A glass ashtray up the Khyber is one of only a few objects capable of bringing a tear to Punker's eye whilst simultaneously generating a granite-eque boner. Knowing old Franco's deviant nature then surely only an 80's model would fit the bill. You know the ones found in proper old boozers, and capable of caving in twenty craniums without showing any signs of damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, but I bet @Frank has... Indeed, and so have we. Given his vast collection of syrup's I'm drawn to the conclusion that he really is a stupid fucking cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Indeed, and so have we. Given his vast collection of syrup's I'm drawn to the conclusion that he really is a stupid fucking cunt! That's precisely what he wants you to think. He's a very sneaky woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's precisely what he wants you to think. He's a very sneaky woman. He certainly is. I saw a glimmer of the slippery old bastard we all love to hate a few days ago. He was in an exchange with Wolfie regarding boxing, and for a brief moment it looked like he had a combination set up, but the Wolf read the signals and reacted with a swift uppercut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 01:23, Wolfie said: Feel the Azid force in this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Feel the Azid force in this one... Quite dark, long and powerful – a bit like Pen's cock. What a smasher. I haven't heard it for years. I can feel the sweat, drugs, euphoria and unsatiable lust for fanny all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Quite dark, long and powerful – a bit like Pen's cock. What a smasher. I haven't heard it for years. I can feel the sweat, drugs, euphoria and unsatiable lust for fanny all over again. Reminds me of Dark and Long by Underworld 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 Annette Strean shows Donna Summer how it should be done... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Annette Strean shows Donna Summer how it should be done... I've got to say I much prefer any version by Donna Summer, though I can see the appeal of a live show such as this. Lovely set of tits at 0:43 however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: I've got to say I much prefer any version by Donna Summer, though I can see the appeal of a live show such as this. Lovely set of tits at 0:43 however. Gloria Estefan has just popped into my mind for some reason. As a nipper in the 80's her along with the bird who played Wonder-Woman being responsible for my naive first bonkers. Estefan had a voice to match her face and body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Gloria Estefan has just popped into my mind for some reason. As a nipper in the 80's her along with the bird who played Wonder-Woman being responsible for my naive first bonkers. Estefan had a voice to match her face and body. Susanna Hoffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 On 14/01/2022 at 19:59, Major Cunt said: Gloria Estefan has just popped into my mind for some reason. As a nipper in the 80's her along with the bird who played Wonder-Woman being responsible for my naive first bonkers. Estefan had a voice to match her face and body. I can't say Estefan was ever near the top of my young man's fuck-list, mainly because it was almost infinite (and her music is absolutely fucking shite), though I recall Dani Behr and Amanda De Cadenet being somewhere near prime position. Suzi Quatro, Sarah Greene and Erin Gray are also noteworthy inclusions, the latter one American beauty I'd have welcomed to the delights of West Country England, in particular watching her drink proper scrumpy while trying to focus on the village pub dart board with her eyelids stuck together with my spunk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 13/01/2022 at 19:23, Wolfie said: Quite dark, long and powerful – a bit like Pen's cock. You sound quite envious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 14/01/2022 at 11:11, Mrs Roops said: Annette Strean shows Donna Summer how it should be done... Millennial cunt music, nobody shows Donna Summer how to sing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 15/01/2022 at 16:42, cunt said: You sound quite envious Unlike yourself, as there's absolutely no mention of scat. Will you be volunteering at Crufts this year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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