Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 14/01/2022 at 20:43, Eric Cuntman said: Susanna Hoffs? Was she the original Wonder-Woman, Eric? If so, I reckon it was the fuck-me-boots that sealed the deal. Even if it's a case of a body from Baywatch and a face from Crimewatch I'm in, literally. As long as she's wearing the above! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 49 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Was she the original Wonder-Woman, Eric? If so, I reckon it was the fuck-me-boots that sealed the deal. Even if it's a case of a body from Baywatch and a face from Crimewatch I'm in, literally. As long as she's wearing the above! No! Blasphemy. Linda Carter was Wonder Woman, Susanna Hoffs was the bird who sang in 'The Bangles'. Manic Monday, etc? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No! Blasphemy. Linda Carter was Wonder Woman, Susanna Hoffs was the bird who sang in 'The Bangles'. Manic Monday, etc? That rings a bell. I should have just done a Roops and Googled it, but Susanna Hoffs would definitely be anointed with the pork sword mate! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 56 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That rings a bell. I should have just done a Roops and Googled it, but Susanna Hoffs would definitely be anointed with the pork sword mate! I wouldn't have minded a threes up with her and the slightly rough looking blonde one who played the guitar. Just for a bit of balance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Wank Like An Egyptian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't have minded a threes up with her and the slightly rough looking blonde one who played the guitar. Just for a bit of balance. I'd happily partake in a menage a trois with the blonde twins from Pat Sharpe's Fun-House. I might even let Pat watch the proceedings through a glory hole, but only if he chops that mullet off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd happily partake in a menage a trois with the blonde twins from Pat Sharpe's Fun-House. I might even let Pat watch the proceedings through a glory hole, but only if he chops that mullet off! Cheers, you just reminded me of that single him and Mick Brown released. you vile cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheers, you just reminded me of that single him and Mick Brown released. you vile cunt. Mick Brown's on Radio Jackie now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Wank Like An Egyptian Wank Like A Man - Wankie Valli and The Four Jizzons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheers, you just reminded me of that single him and Mick Brown released. you vile cunt. Hahaha. You're welcome. Next time you might think twice when awarding a like to a monotonous post from the kike during one of our duels. I've got the fat fucker on the ropes in that thread. Beautiful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Hahaha. You're welcome. Next time you might think twice when awarding a like to a monotonous post from the kike during one of our duels. I've got the fat fucker on the ropes in that thread. Beautiful! If you post any Jedward videos, I'll put the miserable old cunt at the top of the leaderboard. I dunno what's wrong with you young people.. in my day you could hear all the words, and you could leave your front doo... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Musique? Yes, here we go: Come they told mePa rum pum pum pumA new born King to seePa rum pum pum pum Was hoping to see a LUNCHBOX, but never mind Love Prof XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 25 minutes ago, ProfB said: Musique? Yes, here we go: Come they told mePa rum pum pum pumA new born King to seePa rum pum pum pum Was hoping to see a LUNCHBOX, but never mind Love Prof XXX Mrs Roots has got a Norweegie version of that. She posts it at Xmas. Remember David Bowie and Bing Crosby duetting it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 18/01/2022 at 14:49, Major Cunt said: Unlike yourself, as there's absolutely no mention of scat. Will you be volunteering at Crufts this year? You obviously forgot, I fuckin' hate dogs. Woofles is yer man for all manner of canine shenanigans. Man's best friend, according to the canine courting cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 7 hours ago, cunt said: You obviously forgot, I fuckin' hate dogs. Woofles is yer man for all manner of canine shenanigans. Man's best friend, according to the canine courting cunt... How much is that doggie in the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 18/01/2022 at 19:39, camberwell gypsy said: Wank Like A Man - Wankie Valli and The Four Jizzons Wanky goes to Hollywood Bucksjizz Van der Spaff Generator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wanky goes to Hollywood Bucksjizz Van der Spaff Generator Johnny Hates Jizz Herman's Spermits Daft Spunk Wank the Line - Johnny Splash Gerry Spafferty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 On 19/01/2022 at 19:57, ProfB said: How much is that doggie in the window? I don't know, do they have windows in Wuhan market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 minute ago, cunt said: I don't know, do they have windows in Wuhan market? Just fuck off and die, you sadist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 I'll take a Shih Tzu for tonight's supper and a couple of Labradors for the weekend. How kind, thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I rather hoped you was dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I rather hoped you was dead. It might just be a manifestation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ProfB Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Hey this is a toe tapper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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