Guest judgetwi Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 11/01/2022 at 00:50, Parabolic Cunting said: Lololol. No, I'm assuming all of that stopped as I announced we'd be using the app. My bad. My bad? Are you a Los Angeles gang banger Cuz? Are you a Blood or a Crip? I didn’t know they worked out of offices these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: My bad? Are you a Los Angeles gang banger Cuz? Are you a Blood or a Crip? I didn’t know they worked out of offices these days. This was part of the Middlesex lexicon when I was growing up. No crips or bloods in cricket country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This was part of the Middlesex lexicon when I was growing up. No crips or bloods in cricket country. Middlesex? Are you one of these Non-Binary freaks who can't make up their mind? They let them work in offices, do they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Middlesex? Are you one of these Non-Binary freaks who can't make up their mind? They let them work in offices, do they. They would more likely be found in Shit Orifices I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 12/01/2022 at 14:33, judgetwi said: My bad? Are you a Los Angeles gang banger Cuz? Are you a Blood or a Crip? I didn’t know they worked out of offices these days. Everybody works out of offices these days Fredds, everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Lairy Larry said: Everybody works out of offices these days Fredds, everybody. What, even the cunts at your car wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Made it to the weekend, fuck knows how when all I want to do is ram my stained coffee cup into some Mackenzie Crook lookalike's face. Just need to make it to next weekend now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What, even the cunts at your car wash? Especially the cunts at my car wash, lazy fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Especially the cunts at my car wash, lazy fuckers. Excellent, clean your own fuckin' car, you lazy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, cunt said: Excellent, clean your own fuckin' car, you lazy cunt! Apols for going off topic but why the fuck do you have a picture of Wille Wonka at the bottom of everything you post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, Lairy Larry said: Apols for going off topic but why the fuck do you have a picture of Wille Wonka at the bottom of everything you post? Do I? Oh wow, I thought I'd removed it, I must adjust the settings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, cunt said: Do I? Oh wow, I thought I'd removed it, I must adjust the settings I can't see it. What's he talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 Just now, cunt said: Do I? Oh wow, I thought I'd removed it, I must adjust the settings Answer the fucking question you weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 He's hallucinating, the Frosty Jack's taking effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Answer the fucking question you weird little cunt. Could you please change your avatar? I've never been keen on Steven K Amos. He's a fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Blue Monday, the worst day of the year. Made worse by the fact I've been shitting in a chair all day. A strange side effect of sitting in an office staring at a computer is the numb feeling in your nuts after awhile, followed swiftly by the overwhelming desire to knock one out over Mavis at the photocopier. I couldn't even wait till I got home today and had to make do with tearfully spanking the monkey in an airless stationary cupboard with a plastic bag over my head and a HB pencil up my arse. Tuesday tomorrow though, let's see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 11/01/2022 at 00:15, Keith Lard said: Well now, I do rather like strangling prozzies so I would assume my basic HGV training is all but complete. Just a quick question .. have you tried Libre Office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Keith Lard said: Blue Monday, the worst day of the year. Made worse by the fact I've been shitting in a chair all day. A strange side effect of sitting in an office staring at a computer is the numb feeling in your nuts after awhile, followed swiftly by the overwhelming desire to knock one out over Mavis at the photocopier. I couldn't even wait till I got home today and had to make do with tearfully spanking the monkey in an airless stationary cupboard with a plastic bag over my head and a HB pencil up my arse. Tuesday tomorrow though, let's see. It sounds absolutely horrrible. God knows why women put up with it; maybe that's why they're so cross all the time. Get a proper, manly job. Have you thought about becoming a lumberjack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Just a quick question .. have you tried Libre Office? I use it on an old netbook that's running Linux Lite and it is fully compatible with MSOffice 365 documents. Bill Gates can fucking piss off if he's thinking of getting any of my money for software packages that constantly receive updates because his tardy, useless fucking code writers cant do the job properly for the release date 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Just a quick question .. have you tried Libre Office? Cor, say that again your dirty bitch, I'm edging to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 15/01/2022 at 16:03, Eric Cuntman said: Could you please change your avatar? I've never been keen on Steven K Amos. He's a fucking cunt. I thought it was Diane Abbot with a 'first thing in the morning' selfie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Hit all my targets at the office this morning, now heading for a crafty celebratory wank over the glass topped photocopier. The Xerox warms my sperm nicely. I secretly hope Mavis catches me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Keith Lard said: Hit all my targets at the office this morning, now heading for a crafty celebratory wank over the glass topped photocopier. The Xerox warms my sperm nicely. I secretly hope Mavis catches me though. Why don't you have a wank over the automatic shredder instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Why don't you have a wank over the automatic shredder instead. You kinky beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Keith Lard said: Hit all my targets at the office this morning, now heading for a crafty celebratory wank over the glass topped photocopier. The Xerox warms my sperm nicely. I secretly hope Mavis catches me though. If you are the real Brony, you’ve mellowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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