Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Chronic fatigue / depressed / ME cunts, on the lookout for tea, sympathy, a free parking place, and your seat on the train, by claiming to have a hidden disability. Hidden? Who are they kidding? These sickly, inferior, specimens are usually obvious at a casual glance. They may not have a wheelchair or calipers or a guide dog, but they can be spotted a mile off by their self-pitying entitled expression, beer bottle NHS glasses, and 30+ BMI, long before they start waving their shitty little sunflower lanyard at you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 I wonder if there’s one available that says, “I’m a violent and unstable sociopath who will follow you home and savagely murder you and your entire family if you wave that fucking card at me”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Chronic fatigue / depressed / ME cunts, on the lookout for tea, sympathy, a free parking place, and your seat on the train, by claiming to have a hidden disability. Hidden? Who are they kidding? These sickly, inferior, specimens are usually obvious at a casual glance. They may not have a wheelchair or calipers or a guide dog, but they can be spotted a mile off by their self-pitying entitled expression, beer bottle NHS glasses, and 30+ BMI, long before they start waving their shitty little sunflower lanyard at you. Similar to those dickheads that swan around with badges saying 'I'm exempt from mask wearing'. Firstly, it's unnecessary. Go into any supermarket/bus/train and nobody will challenge you anyway if you don't have a mask (especially if you're an efnick, as the £6 an hour security guard is, like most, terrified of being branded with the R-word). Secondly, and of more importance, what type of physical/mental condition means they cannot loosely hang a thin price of cloth over their mouths? Attention seeking whingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Lairy Larry said: Similar to those dickheads that swan around with badges saying 'I'm exempt from mask wearing'. "Similar" is the wrong word, as the snowflake, sorry, sunflower brigade have already anticipated this need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 I carry a card that reads 'If you have a hidden disability please under no circumstances approach me or ask for help as I will make fucking damn sure that you will have a very much visible disability' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if there’s one available that says, “I’m a violent and unstable sociopath who will follow you home and savagely murder you and your entire family if you wave that fucking card at me”. I wonder if they still do the one which says “I have a urological condition which means I need immediate access to a toilet if this card is shown, including staff only facilities if they are nearest”. That was always a personal favourite. I did once wonder if I could get one as a retirement gift and test it out in certain high profile places. As for the Sunflower, did Macmillan not appropriate that as their symbol years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder if they still do the one which says “I have a urological condition which means I need immediate access to a toilet if this card is shown, including staff facilities if only they are nearby”. That was always a personal favourite. I did once wonder if I could get one and test it out in certain places. What like McDonalds? When challenge you say you're going to order when you've finished have s slash then fuck off when you come out. It's called McPiss/McShit with Lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What like McDonalds? When challenge you say you're going to order when you've finished have s slash then fuck off when you come out. It's called McPiss/McShit with Lies. Do it in the chinky and it's flied lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Chronic fatigue / depressed / ME cunts, on the lookout for tea, sympathy, a free parking place, and your seat on the train, by claiming to have a hidden disability. Hidden? Who are they kidding? These sickly, inferior, specimens are usually obvious at a casual glance. They may not have a wheelchair or calipers or a guide dog, but they can be spotted a mile off by their self-pitying entitled expression, beer bottle NHS glasses, and 30+ BMI, long before they start waving their shitty little sunflower lanyard at you. I can't wear a mask as I have asthma and within a few minutes of wearing one I'm gasping for breath. I don't have one of these because if I'm ever asked why I'm not wearing a mask I will inform the cunt that I can't wear one. If they ask why then I'd tell them it's none of their fucking business. Fortunately, no one has ever asked me but I've had to stare down cunts who have glared over their masks at me. I refuse to wear one of these lanyards because its akin to wearing a yellow star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't wear a mask as I have asthma and within a few minutes of wearing one I'm gasping for breath. I don't have one of these because if I'm ever asked why I'm not wearing a mask I will inform the cunt that I can't wear one. If they ask why then I'd tell them it's none of their fucking business. Fortunately, no one has ever asked me but I've had to stare down cunts who have glared over their masks at me. I refuse to wear one of these lanyards because its akin to wearing a yellow star. That is somewhat different than Silly Billy's claimed reasons, I can wear a mask most of the time which I do when using public transport. The issue I have is with the maskless cunts who deliberately breath at you and start boasting about them saying that covid is a fake virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Chronic fatigue / depressed / ME cunts, on the lookout for tea, sympathy, a free parking place, and your seat on the train, by claiming to have a hidden disability. Hidden? Who are they kidding? These sickly, inferior, specimens are usually obvious at a casual glance. They may not have a wheelchair or calipers or a guide dog, but they can be spotted a mile off by their self-pitying entitled expression, beer bottle NHS glasses, and 30+ BMI, long before they start waving their shitty little sunflower lanyard at you. Fair nom CB, though more value might be added if we get a first-hand/four-fingered perspective from someone who actually wears one. @ProfB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder if they still do the one which says “I have a urological condition which means I need immediate access to a toilet if this card is shown, including staff only facilities if they are nearest”. That was always a personal favourite. I did once wonder if I could get one as a retirement gift and test it out in certain high profile places. As for the Sunflower, did Macmillan not appropriate that as their symbol years ago? I find that pissing on the floor or shitting in their gobs sorts that issue out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I refuse to wear one of these lanyards because its akin to wearing a yellow star. I think that's the crux of the nomination, with the significant difference that the yellow star was forced on its wearers, whereas today's sunflower cunts assume it voluntarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think that's the crux of the nomination, with the significant difference that the yellow star was forced on its wearers, whereas today's sunflower cunts assume it voluntarily. I'm glad we're not like the USA where there's been literally civil war over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm glad we're not like the USA where there's been literally civil war over this. I've only been challenged once, in QD. I only wanted a Kilner jar to use as a stash-pot. The gimp asked me why I wasn't wearing a face covering, I mumbled that I was suffering from a functional cerebellum, he said "ok, no probs" and I went in. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've only been challenged once, in QD. I only wanted a Kilner jar to use as a stash-pot. The gimp asked me why I wasn't wearing a face covering, I mumbled that I was suffering from a functional cerebellum, he said "ok, no probs" and I went in. Thick cunt. Well you were right. I've suffered from a dysfunctional cerebellum but after a couple bottles of merlot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Fair nom CB, though more value might be added if we get a first-hand/four-fingered perspective from someone who actually wears one. @ProfB? Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. @Cuntybaws... stay calm. They know not what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, If people can't see it, then just get a bigger one or paint it orange. ffs. How does it afect your mask wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. Cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder if they still do the one which says “I have a urological condition which means I need immediate access to a toilet if this card is shown, including staff only facilities if they are nearest”. That was always a personal favourite. I did once wonder if I could get one as a retirement gift and test it out in certain high profile places. As for the Sunflower, did Macmillan not appropriate that as their symbol years ago? It’s sufficient to demonstrate about six inches of wet stain on the inner trouser. Light-coloured garments convey the message better than a darker variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 56 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Cancer? No kicked off, by a VERY ANGRY PROFB & I have them in a jam jar & he's not getting them back. EVER. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: If people can't see it, then just get a bigger one or paint it orange. ffs. How does it afect your mask wearing? They ping off, & no one ever understands 😡 I have two, not one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Cuntybaws... stay calm. They know not what they do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if there’s one available that says, “I’m a violent and unstable sociopath who will follow you home and savagely murder you and your entire family if you wave that fucking card at me”. I fucking hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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