ratcum Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if there’s one available that says, “I’m a violent and unstable sociopath who will follow you home and savagely murder you and your entire family if you wave that fucking card at me”. "I double teamed your nan" is just one of the cards I would introduce CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: "I double teamed your nan" is just one of the cards I would introduce CB Ah, the good old "Eiffel Tower". What those saucy, prolapsed minxes won't do for a Werther's Original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ah, the good old "Eiffel Tower". What those saucy, prolapsed minxes won't do for a Werther's Original. My Aunty Vi had a prolapse just before going out a fancy dress party CB. "Fuck it Rat", she said. "I'll shove it in people's faces and tell 'em I've come as The Fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't wear a mask as I have asthma I can’t wear a mask as I’m not a fucking pathetic, virtue signalling, brainwashed, pants wetting, hiding under the bed, mask wanker. Sorry everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi had a prolapse just before going out a fancy dress party CB. "Fuck it Rat", she said. "I'll shove it in people's faces and tell 'em I've come as The Fly." Is there a big drop off in ability between a prolapse and an amateurlapse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 6 hours ago, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. Thank you for strengthening my assertion that you are actually a deaf, sunflower-badged, lisping, boss-eyed retard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: Thank you for strengthening my assertion that you are actually a deaf, sunflower-badged, lisping, boss-eyed retard. Are you sure that, that is not a self assessment Lupo? Most people know that you are barking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 13:08, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if there’s one available that says, “I’m a violent and unstable sociopath who will follow you home and savagely murder you and your entire family if you wave that fucking card at me”. Being Northern is a disability, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 22 hours ago, King Billy said: I can’t wear a mask as I’m not a fucking pathetic, virtue signalling, brainwashed, pants wetting, hiding under the bed, mask wanker. Sorry everyone. Don't you find a mask helps cover your rotten gnashers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 21 hours ago, The Real Eric Cuntman said: Is there a big drop off in ability between a prolapse and an amateurlapse? I nearly had a novicelapse once after dropping a Harveee Pryce sized kid off at the pool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I nearly had a novicelapse once after dropping a Harveee Pryce sized kid off at the pool. Did it get its own reality show and a constant supply of innocent pets to kill in a psychotic ape-rage, inspired partly by being an apex level mong, and partly by having strong mongy suspicions that it's mother was a filthy whore with a cunt like a shotgunned watermelon marinated in herring guts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did it get its own reality show and a constant supply of innocent pets to kill in a psychotic ape-rage, inspired partly by being an apex level mong, and partly by having strong mongy suspicions that it's mother was a filthy whore with a cunt like a shotgunned watermelon marinated in herring guts? Jackie Collins lives on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Jackie Collins lives on. Eric Cartland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't you find a mask helps cover your rotten gnashers? I was about to ask you to explain yourself CBB until I realised the time. If your brain isn’t too dehydrated in the morning I’d welcome your thoughts on that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 22:34, Eric Cuntman said: Is there a big drop off in ability between a prolapse and an amateurlapse? ...probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 18:06, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. Happy New Year, Profers. You're definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but slightly endearing nonetheless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Happy New Year, Profers. You're definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but slightly endearing nonetheless. Love ProfB XXX My knife could slice your bollox off, I'd keep them in a jar & take them home with me. You can come too if you want? While I am 'slightly endearing' - & much, much more. I am looking for a hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 17 minutes ago, ProfB said: Love ProfB XXX My knife could slice your bollox off, I'd keep them in a jar & take them home with me. You can come too if you want? While I am 'slightly endearing' - & much, much more. I am looking for a hubby. You any good at cooking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You any good at cooking? Shove her in an oven on 180 and she'll cook just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 13:53, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder if they still do the one which says “I have a urological condition which means I need immediate access to a toilet if this card is shown, including staff only facilities if they are nearest”. That was always a personal favourite. Fucking hell Skippy, I didn’t know they were available. You’re not taking the piss are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 14:28, camberwell gypsy said: I refuse to wear one of these lanyards because its akin to wearing a yellow star. And what’s wrong with a yellow star may I ask, already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell Skippy, I didn’t know they were available. You’re not taking the piss are you? €50 a pop to you, Yentl. Imagine the fun you could have, pulling up in the spagchariot outside the local mosque and demanding the Imam lets you point your foreskinless maggot at his gleaming Twyford bog. Invading foreign territory would taste even sweeter if it’s on doctors’ orders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 17/01/2022 at 18:03, Bubba C said: Being Northern is a disability, though. You're only 'northern' if you're being looked at from the south (hope that helps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: €50 a pop to you, Yentl. Imagine the fun you could have, pulling up in the spagchariot outside the local mosque and demanding the Imam lets you point your foreskinless maggot at his gleaming Twyford bog. Invading foreign territory would taste even sweeter if it’s on doctors orders. Laffin..doc yer a tonic.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 18:06, ProfB said: Oi - I am an hearing aid wearer, you have missing bollox. Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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