Neil Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Apparently the hostage taker at the synagogue in Texas was British, Malik Faisal Akram.........a true brit, God rest his soul 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Bastard fucking Texas sharpshooter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 15 hours ago, Neil said: Apparently the hostage taker at the synagogue in Texas was British, Malik Faisal Akram.........a true brit, God rest his soul As the Pub Landlord would say "A beautiful British name". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 He was from Bolton, identified by the fact he spilled chips, gravy and pints of John Smith's from his guts when shot down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He was from Bolton, identified by the fact he spilled chips, gravy and pints of John Smith's from his guts when shot down. Though in Akram's instance the unmistakable stench of BO, stale piss, curry spices, farts, rotting ghee and cow dung wafting their way enabled FBI agents to quickly ascertain his ancestry well before spilling his guts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 21:20, Neil said: Apparently the hostage taker at the synagogue in Texas was British, Malik Faisal Akram.........a true brit, God rest his soul Apparently the Rabbi threw a chair at him, enabling all the hostages and the Rabbi himself to escape without the retarded cunt even firing a shot. The Feds then blasted the cunt with enough lead to repair every church roof in the Lone Star State. The moral of the story being…. Don’t bring a gun to a chair fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 So now we are exporting Peaceful terrorists to other countries? Fucking brilliant idea! Who thought of that? Only another 3.5 million to go. Still, at least this cunt won’t be coming back .......with a load of wokies kissing his arse at Heathrow. Score one for the normals for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: So now we are exporting Peaceful terrorists to other countries? Fucking brilliant idea! Who thought of that? Only another 3.5 million to go. Still, at least this cunt won’t be coming back .......with a load of wokies kissing his arse at Heathrow. Score one for the normals for a change. Fuck off you hook nosed, baby blood drinking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you hook nosed, baby blood drinking wanker. We’ll see how much you love the Peacefuls when they turn up round your manor and start shagging all your sheep. I’d keep the goats locked up at night if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you hook nosed, baby blood drinking wanker. 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: We’ll see how much you love the Peacefuls when they turn up round your manor and start shagging all your sheep. I’d keep the goats locked up at night if I were you. Please don't ever become friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: We’ll see how much you love the Peacefuls when they turn up round your manor and start shagging all your sheep. I’d keep the goats locked up at night if I were you. Norfolk is pig country, Solly, the Allah Akbars are as averse to them as your lot are. It's a good rule of thumb to never trust anyone with a mutilated cock who'd turn down a bacon sandwich in favour of a bit of religious fervour. You know what I mean? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a good rule of thumb to never trust anyone with a mutilated cock You've been trying-on Wolfie for size, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 20:53, Decimus said: Norfolk is pig country, Solly, the Allah Akbars are as averse to them as your lot are. It's a good rule of thumb to never trust anyone with a mutilated cock who'd turn down a bacon sandwich in favour of a bit of religious fervour. You know what I mean? Pigs eh? I love a pork chop, me. I like a bacon sarnie for breakfast but only with red sauce.......I suspect you prefer brown sauce, know what I mean? There’s nothing wrong with my winkle. Not that it’s any of your business faggotboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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