Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 A somewhat creepy title bearing in mind the history of child abuse by some faiths, but "MESSY CHURCH" is a brand that some churches use to promote their nursery school and child minding activities (which are of course intended to brainwash children into believing in the sky fairy). Modern society almost dictates that both parents should be in full time employment and thus need to farm out their pre-school age children to child minding services. I am not sure what the right answer is, perhaps the right one is free kindergartens from the age when the mother can return to work. An attractive idea as our political masters could train our children to be obedient caring citizens with a sense of duty right from the start and identify and filter out the potential delinquents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 I think it's just a "trendy vicar" name for Sunday School. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I think it's just a "trendy vicar" name for Sunday School. Held on weekdays and advertised as pre-school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: I am not sure what the right answer is Condoms for the Protestants, compulsory sterilisation for the Catholics. For all other sects, there's always good old traditional fire, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Held on weekdays Very modern; they identify as Sundays, so Sundays they are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 35 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Very modern; they identify as Sundays, so Sundays they are. It's great isn't it, this identifying as something you're not. Not only do you get to indulge your own pathetic little fantasy, everybody else is now forced to play 'make-believe' with you, or be prosecuted under the new Orwellian thought crime legislation. I've stated previously that I'm identifying as a millionaire, but am yet to receive any money, large houses, fast cars or morally bereft slags with nice tits and arses... it's almost as if any special privileges only apply to minorities. God bless inverted democracy... 'the filth shall inherit the earth'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, Frank Kleftiko said: It's great isn't it, this identifying as something you're not. Not only do you get to indulge your own pathetic little fantasy, everybody else is now forced to play 'make-believe' with you, or be prosecuted under the new Orwellian thought crime legislation. I've stated previously that I'm identifying as a millionaire, but am yet to receive any money, large houses, fast cars or morally bereft slags with nice tits and arses... it's almost as if any special privileges only apply to minorities. God bless inverted democracy... 'the filth shall inherit the earth'. Going by your new handle, it looks like you're identifying as a straw legged, bad syrup wearing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Going by your new handle, it looks like you're identifying as a straw legged, bad syrup wearing cunt. Everybody's changing their name and pretending to be other cunts. I felt left out. Why don't you be @applescruff14 for a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 39 minutes ago, Frank Kleftiko said: Everybody's changing their name and pretending to be other cunts. I felt left out. Why don't you be @applescruff14 for a while? What on earth are you playing at? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: What on earth are you playing at? I wanted you to see your name at the top of the leaderboard, one more time. That's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 12 minutes ago, Frank Kleftiko said: I wanted you to see your name at the top of the leaderboard, one more time. That's all. I’ve been incarcerated for tax fraud EC. I’ve done a Selby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve been incarcerated for tax fraud EC. I’ve done a Selby. Oh, the shame. You'll never be able to show your face in Tramp again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, cunt said: Oh, the shame. You'll never be able to show your face in Tramp again. Reported, Rule 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported, Rule 13 I like being you. I now have to be you until you change back again, or we can be each other forever. It's so exciting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Frank Kleftiko said: I like being you. I now have to be you until you change back again, or we can be each other forever. It's so exciting! It is is'nt it! What did you think of Robertson last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It is is'nt it! What did you think of Robertson last night? A bit reserved. On form, I rate him above Trump as an all round player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, Frank Kleftiko said: I like being you. I now have to be you until you change back again, or we can be each other forever. It's so exciting! Will you stop it. Its fucking confusing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Frank Kleftiko said: A bit reserved. On form, I rate him above Trump as an all round player. There something about Trump's accent that I don't like, I can't quite put my finger on it but it's really grating. EDIT: 147 posts! Eric, what are the odds on that occurring right now, at this moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: There something about Trump's accent that I don't like, I can't quite put my finger on it but it's really grating. It's Bristol Wigga. We have discussed this before, when you were the real Frank, who wasn't pretending to be me and Himself at the same time... but was actually Gene Hunt. Can you vacate my name now please. Gyps is confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Frank Kleftiko said: It's Bristol Wigga. We have discussed this before, when you were the real Frank, who wasn't pretending to be me and Himself at the same time... but was actually Gene Hunt. Can you vacate my name now please. Gyps is confused. The ransom is 10 likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ransom is 10 likes. It wasn't a negotiation. I asked politely. I won't again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 What the fuck is going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Frank Kleftiko said: It wasn't a negotiation. I asked politely. I won't again. You'll laugh at this Frank, but apparently I've used up all my allotted name changes for the month. We'll have to wait another 29 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You'll laugh at this Frank, but apparently I've used up all my allotted name changes for the month. We'll have to wait another 29 days! No we won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank Kleftiko said: It's great isn't it, this identifying as something you're not. Not only do you get to indulge your own pathetic little fantasy, everybody else is now forced to play 'make-believe' with you, or be prosecuted under the new Orwellian thought crime legislation. I've stated previously that I'm identifying as a millionaire, but am yet to receive any money, large houses, fast cars or morally bereft slags with nice tits and arses... it's almost as if any special privileges only apply to minorities. God bless inverted democracy... 'the filth shall inherit the earth'. I identify as MacReady from The Thing, so have been allowed to carry a flamethrower, a roll of copper wire and a tourniquet everywhere I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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