White Cunt Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 11 hours ago, King Billy said: And plastic bags full of shit. We are talking about the eco-friendly times; plastic universe we are all so familiar with only took off in the fifties. The thirties’forties’ gyppos had only time-specific shit tech to facilitate their arseholes: the metal bucket & fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 On 09/05/2022 at 19:02, Eric Cuntman said: 'Daughter daughter! We don't need to employ Italians to design uniforms... Uncle Solly's got a sweatshop in Baden-Baden.' 🎵Baden-Baden so good they named it twice. Baden-Baden oh the scandal and the vice. I love it🎵 Lyrics by Oberscharfurher Gerard Kenny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackoTC Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And yet here you are. By the way, "Nazis" should be capitalised, and should not contain an apostrophe. Ever the pedant ‘Baws. I’m making no excuses. Although typing on an iPhone at my age isn’t as easy as it used to be.😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 ....with the exception of a plane heading to Rwanda. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ....with the exception of a plane heading to Rwanda. Post of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 @Eric Cuntman, just wondering if you might notice a particular demographic missing from this bollocks BBC story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61831485 Yes, it's transsexuals. What a fucking disgrace. Also, If that bariatric cunt has managed to fire a sprog out of its twat recently, I'll eat my fucking fedora. Someone, please, kill me now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, Goober said: @Eric Cuntman, just wondering if you might notice a particular demographic missing from this bollocks BBC story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61831485 Yes, it's transsexuals. What a fucking disgrace. Also, If that bariatric cunt has managed to fire a sprog out of its twat recently, I'll eat my fucking fedora. Someone, please, kill me now. I am incandescently apoplectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am incandescently apoplectic. Earlier I watched BBC news on this "heatwave" we are going through and they were in Skegness. So they decided to interview some people enjoying the crowded beaches at said shithole. Fair play to the news team however, because they managed to find probably the only spook in the town on the beach who hadn't been eaten by the northern savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Goober said: @Eric Cuntman, just wondering if you might notice a particular demographic missing from this bollocks BBC story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61831485 Yes, it's transsexuals. What a fucking disgrace. Also, If that bariatric cunt has managed to fire a sprog out of its twat recently, I'll eat my fucking fedora. Someone, please, kill me now. I've seen so many stories lately where some thick cunts are basically saying "We're now having to watch how much we spend." I'm no fucking economist, but perhaps if they did that a bit earlier in life, the filthy troglodytes would be coping a little better with the situation they're in now instead of bin-dipping outside Morrisons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 36 minutes ago, nocti said: I've seen so many stories lately where some thick cunts are basically saying "We're now having to watch how much we spend." I'm no fucking economist, but perhaps if they did that a bit earlier in life, the filthy troglodytes would be coping a little better with the situation they're in now instead of bin-dipping outside Morrisons. Christmas is going to be fucking great this year - so many cunts are going to end up kneecapped by loan sharks because they just can't face the prospect of their sprogs being embarrassed by having to bring last year's IPad to school or they have to pay off the finance on the Range Rover before trying to flog it for a fraction of the price because no cunt can afford the petrol. I've never trusted the idea of buying anything I couldn't afford on the spot. My sister maxed out her Argos card on a tumble dryer last year and, surprise surprise, the piece of shit has ripped its puny little plastic insides apart as soon as the guarantee ran out - a flimsy plastic spindle that just happened to hold the belt millimetres away from a conveniently sharp-edged mounting bracket for the drum failed, slowly peeling away at the belt and filling the unfortunately designed vents of the motor with flakes of rubber - of course the belt lasted just long enough to make sure the entire thing was hopelessly fucked up beyond repair. Its no use to anyone now apart from a novelty rubber-made recreation of the Chernobyl elephant's foot. £200 - most of which she still owes them because she couldn't afford the warranty. So what's she done? Went and signed up for another card with another company and put another questionable £200 tumble dryer on it. In comparison, my own tumble dryer cost £30 from some cunt on Gumtree. It was old enough for the plastic bits to be turning yellow when I got it, so I knew it wasn't cheap Chinky shite. Its lasted me six years and when the bracket for the hose snapped off the back I improvised a new one by cutting up an old Celebrations chocolate tin and shoving it into the few millimetres of space between the outlet pipe and the back plate, giving a surface for the hose clip to clamp onto. When it finally breaks beyond my bodging abilities I'll hand it over to the scrap man and not owe any cunt a penny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: Christmas is going to be fucking great this year - so many cunts are going to end up kneecapped by loan sharks because they just can't face the prospect of their sprogs being embarrassed by having to bring last year's IPad to school or they have to pay off the finance on the Range Rover before trying to flog it for a fraction of the price because no cunt can afford the petrol. I've never trusted the idea of buying anything I couldn't afford on the spot. My sister maxed out her Argos card on a tumble dryer last year and, surprise surprise, the piece of shit has ripped its puny little plastic insides apart as soon as the guarantee ran out - a flimsy plastic spindle that just happened to hold the belt millimetres away from a conveniently sharp-edged mounting bracket for the drum failed, slowly peeling away at the belt and filling the unfortunately designed vents of the motor with flakes of rubber - of course the belt lasted just long enough to make sure the entire thing was hopelessly fucked up beyond repair. Its no use to anyone now apart from a novelty rubber-made recreation of the Chernobyl elephant's foot. £200 - most of which she still owes them because she couldn't afford the warranty. So what's she done? Went and signed up for another card with another company and put another questionable £200 tumble dryer on it. In comparison, my own tumble dryer cost £30 from some cunt on Gumtree. It was old enough for the plastic bits to be turning yellow when I got it, so I knew it wasn't cheap Chinky shite. Its lasted me six years and when the bracket for the hose snapped off the back I improvised a new one by cutting up an old Celebrations chocolate tin and shoving it into the few millimetres of space between the outlet pipe and the back plate, giving a surface for the hose clip to clamp onto. When it finally breaks beyond my bodging abilities I'll hand it over to the scrap man and not owe any cunt a penny. As a student and later married young man, I used to pick up my family and friends’ old appliances, usually in need of repair, but solidly built and very simple to fix. They were great. As my income improved, I moved onto simple but well constructed appliances, usually krautish ones, and got 15 to 20 years plus out of them. They were and are worth every penny. If people are taking credit out to purchase household goods with, they should look for longevity as the main benefit. Many goods are crapily made, but the are some very good appliances still available. But they do cost a lot more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, White Cunt said: As a student and later married young man, I used to pick up my family and friends’ old appliances, usually in need of repair, but solidly built and very simple to fix. They were great. As my income improved, I moved onto simple but well constructed appliances, usually krautish ones, and got 15 to 20 years plus out of them. They were and are worth every penny. If people are taking credit out to purchase household goods with, they should look for longevity as the main benefit. Many goods are crapily made, but the are some very good appliances still available. But they do cost a lot more. Neighbour coughed up what seemed to be a lot of money for an EBAC washing machine but she pointed out that in real terms what she has paid was like paying £250 for one 30 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 27 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Neighbour coughed up what seemed to be a lot of money for an EBAC washing machine but she pointed out that in real terms what she has paid was like paying £250 for one 30 years ago. Ebac is a good English brand, currently run as a cooperative, previously as a family business. With world industry parting ways, the company should thrive, provided they source all parts as close to home as possible. I always buy Ebac dehumidifiers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: Christmas is going to be fucking great this year I wish I had a pound for every customer who said that after I’ve sold a tree to them RK. (excluding the cunts who were being sarcastic and shaking their heads). They can keep their quids and fuck right off. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: As a student and later married young man, I used to pick up my family and friends’ old appliances, usually in need of repair, but solidly built and very simple to fix. They were great. As my income improved, I moved onto simple but well constructed appliances, usually krautish ones, and got 15 to 20 years plus out of them. They were and are worth every penny. If people are taking credit out to purchase household goods with, they should look for longevity as the main benefit. Many goods are crapily made, but the are some very good appliances still available. But they do cost a lot more. ‘Where’s me washboard?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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