Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 For some time now, McCain have been featuring all manner of flids/mongs/cripples and other aberrations in their advertising. The latest one is a perfect example of what's wrong with humanity right now... "My name is ------- and I suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. McCain helped pay for this tablet, because it keeps me calm when I'm eating my dinner.." Right. So any kid that wants a new iPad, just has to smash the house up, scream, attack it's parents and behave like a little cunt until it gets one. Any suggestion that the kid is simply throwing a tantrum and needs it arse smacking, will be met by an army of woke social workers and teachers screaming 'child abuser' at you and inventing new acronyms that immediately become recognised mental health conditions. Welcome to the future of humanity. A generation of fat PlayStation addicts punching their elderly mothers in the face because they didn't put enough ketchup on the potato waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Its a new law, only vegetables can advertise vegetables. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Its a new law, only vegetables can advertise vegetables. I can't even look at a bag of Maltesers without feeling sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Look on the bright side, Eric, McCain handing out free tablets to 'special' kids keeps a steady trickle of new members coming to the site. I doubt The Corner would have received BronyKeith's memorable contributions without McCain's largesse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: For some time now, McCain have been featuring all manner of flids/mongs/cripples and other aberrations in their advertising. The latest one is a perfect example of what's wrong with humanity right now... "My name is ------- and I suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. McCain helped pay for this tablet, because it keeps me calm when I'm eating my dinner.." Right. So any kid that wants a new iPad, just has to smash the house up, scream, attack it's parents and behave like a little cunt until it gets one. Any suggestion that the kid is simply throwing a tantrum and needs it arse smacking, will be met by an army of woke social workers and teachers screaming 'child abuser' at you and inventing new acronyms that immediately become recognised mental health conditions. Welcome to the future of humanity. A generation of fat PlayStation addicts punching their elderly mothers in the face because they didn't put enough ketchup on the potato waffles. No seen the advert, but I once uploaded a pic of my rather well cooked McCain chips to the corner, I wonder where that pic is now? Put them in the oven & FORGOT. Several hours later, remembered. These things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, ProfB said: No seen the advert, but I once uploaded a pic of my rather well cooked McCain chips to the corner, I wonder where that pic is now? Put them in the oven & FORGOT. Several hours later, remembered. These things happen. If you have an Aga or Rayburn, you can leave a few spuds in the oven for a post-pub snack. When you find them a few weeks later they are a lovely iridescent golden colour. I tried poking a thread through them and hanging them up, but their sheen faded and I lost interest. Sic transit gloria maris piper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: If you have an Aga or Rayburn, you can leave a few spuds in the oven for a post-pub snack. When you find them a few weeks later they are a lovely iridescent golden colour. I tried poking a thread through them and hanging them up, but their sheen faded and I lost interest. Sic transit gloria maris piper. Do you have an Aga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 41 minutes ago, ProfB said: Do you have an Aga? Not any more, nor a Rayburn, they're much better. Although you can warm up lambs in an Aga's bottom oven, a Rayburn will go from cold to frying an egg in half an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Not any more, nor a Rayburn, they're much better. Although you can warm up lambs in an Aga's bottom oven, a Rayburn will go from cold to frying an egg in half an hour. You are pulling my leg. Aga's have like four diff ovens - a stewing oven, a roasting oven, a baking oven - and another oven. post-pub snack? - You wouldn't know what you was eating. Just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: No seen the advert, but I once uploaded a pic of my rather well cooked McCain chips to the corner, I wonder where that pic is now? Put them in the oven & FORGOT. Several hours later, remembered. These things happen. You still on the crumpets ProfB? The giant Warburtons ones are best. You don't have to burn your fingers getting them out of a toaster that some stupid cunt designed with a 'lift-up' facility that offers 3 fucking millimetres of elevation. Good work Warburtons. Fuck you Russell Hobbs, hire an engineer you fucking inept cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: For some time now, McCain have been featuring all manner of flids/mongs/cripples and other aberrations in their advertising. The latest one is a perfect example of what's wrong with humanity right now... "My name is ------- and I suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. McCain helped pay for this tablet, because it keeps me calm when I'm eating my dinner.." Right. So any kid that wants a new iPad, just has to smash the house up, scream, attack it's parents and behave like a little cunt until it gets one. Any suggestion that the kid is simply throwing a tantrum and needs it arse smacking, will be met by an army of woke social workers and teachers screaming 'child abuser' at you and inventing new acronyms that immediately become recognised mental health conditions. Welcome to the future of humanity. A generation of fat PlayStation addicts punching their elderly mothers in the face because they didn't put enough ketchup on the potato waffles. Dear Eric, It’s time to switch the fucking TV off. The lengthy analysis of such vacuous material may be a sign of a some imbalance, inflicted by watching the said oily garbage. I assure you, Viz provides a lot more intellectual challenge without the side effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, White Cunt said: Dear Eric, It’s time to switch the fucking TV off. The lengthy analysis of such vacuous material may be a sign of a some imbalance, inflicting by watching the said oily garbage. I assure you, Viz provides a lot more intellectual challenge without the side effects. Read it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, ProfB said: You are pulling my leg. Aga's have like four diff ovens - a stewing oven, a roasting oven, a baking oven - and another oven. post-pub snack? - You wouldn't know what you was eating. Just as well. The original Agas have two ovens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The original Agas have two ovens. And 72 wives in a tent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read it all. Maybe I made a crappy joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Maybe I made a crappy joke. Not really. I very rarely watch telly any more. This ad has probably been on for weeks, giving the chav filth that can't be bothered to control their rat fucking progeny, a label on their brat which counts as "a hidden disability" and entitles them to some spaz benefits to spend on Scratchies and tattoos. The term 'Hidden Disability' is a fucking masterpiece of woke culture.. it's not hidden. It's outside, gouging the paint on your car, and if you raise any objections you'll be accused of persecuting a defenceless spacker. Fuck the 'Foxy Bingo' generation, and fuck their cunt kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 44 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: a Rayburn will go from cold to frying an egg in half an hour. Technology eh? Who’d have thought it was possible to fry an egg in just 30 minutes? You could cook and eat 7 boiled eggs and still have time for a big eggy dump. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You still on the crumpets ProfB? The giant Warburtons ones are best. You don't have to burn your fingers getting them out of a toaster that some stupid cunt designed with a 'lift-up' facility that offers 3 fucking millimetres of elevation. Good work Warburtons. Fuck you Russell Hobbs, hire an engineer you fucking inept cunt. I have more than discovered the GIANT crumpets, I have a stash in my freezer. I use my oven grill, I don't have a toaster - I like to do one side only. yeah fuck you Russel Hobbs. On Warb's website, they have a new seed & grain range - which is good, as I am going through my granary phase. Love ProfB XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: McCain helped pay for this tablet, because it keeps me calm Special Offer….50p off your next box of Temazepam. Voucher inside every packet of McCains oven chips. Valid until the poor twitchy little darling reaches 18 years old, stabs it’s stupid mother or eats the whole lot and never wakes up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: I have more than discovered the GIANT crumpets, I have a stash in my freezer. I use my oven grill, I don't have a toaster - I like to do one side only. yeah fuck you Russel Hobbs. On Warb's website, they have a new seed & grain range - which is good, as I am going through my granary phase. Love ProfB XXX You should be careful with those 'seeded' type sorts of bread. They put linseeds in some of them. Linseeds are for window putty and wood preservation. It's like licking a cricket bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 & Warburtons make mountains - fuck you Russel hobbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And 72 wives in a tent. A concentration burka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should be careful with those 'seeded' type sorts of bread. They put linseeds in some of them. Linseeds are for window putty and wood preservation. It's like licking a cricket bat. Really, I used to buy tasty linseed buns from M&S about 30 years ago. Going to google the dangers of a seed loaf. Off I go. Love Prof B xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's like licking a cricket bat. Howzat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: & Warburtons make mountains - fuck you Russel hobbs. Brilliant (as usual) You’re the best on here tonight ProfB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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