King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks to them ones. The definitive gingers are: Stefanie Powers Marilu Henner (norks) Gillian Anderson (90s) There's another one that I can't remember. Angela Raynor? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: He's too thick to have formulated any kind of plan himself, so I suspect the Queen's press office played the covid card to ensure there are no distractions or risk of booing from the public to tar such a memorable occasion. If he actually has covid, perhaps he'll sweat it out. I believe he’s playing golf at Royal Windsor. He can’t show his face anywhere else at the moment. He was an honorary member at one of my clubs but he’s been….”not renewed”…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: Yeah? And my pricks a bloater. Lying fucking paedo cunt. Harry and Meegun have AIDS and Ebola so they’re excused too… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Harry and Meegun have AIDS and Ebola so they’re excused too… I see Dame Arlene has been honoured for her lifetimes work on the frontline in the war against Catholicism and similar demonic entities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I believe he’s playing golf at Royal Windsor. He can’t show his face anywhere else at the moment. He was an honorary member at one of my clubs but he’s been….”not renewed”…. I can well imagine you’ve played the odd hole with him. Wrong ‘un. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He was an honorary member at one of my clubs I’m sure you’ve been on intimate terms with most of the ‘members’ at several clubs. The Blue Oyster Club amongst them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks to them ones. The definitive gingers are: Stefanie Powers Marilu Henner (norks) Gillian Anderson (90s) There's another one that I can't remember. She's not a natural redhead, but do you like Hayley Williams from Paramore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: I see Dame Arlene has been honoured for her lifetimes work on the frontline in the war against Catholicism and similar demonic entities. Arlene Phillips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Arlene Phillips? Schofield is the only Phillip you admire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I can well imagine you’ve played the odd hole with him. Wrong ‘un. I haven’t but several services chums have…not a great day out… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m sure you’ve been on intimate terms with most of the ‘members’ at several clubs. The Blue Oyster Club amongst them. Where is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where is it? The address will be on your lifetime membership card, underneath a thick layer of that salty, protein rich crust that you like to ingest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: She's not a natural redhead, but do you like Hayley Williams from Paramore? No. I didn't know who she was but the second photo looked like Stewart Copeland. Too young anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I didn't know who she was but the second photo looked like Stewart Copeland. Too young anyway. She's about 33. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 17 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: do you like Hayley Yes. You’re a lucky man indeed (and so is Hayley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 17 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: She's about 33. Are you a man or a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you a man or a woman? I'm male. Why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I'm male. Why do you ask? I was asking for a friend who has measles… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I'm male. Why do you ask? Because he’s a faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I'm male. Why do you ask? Because he’s searching for another black male teenager with an empty colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, nobody's ever found Karen Gillan, Julianne Moore, or Lindsay Lohan attractive, have they? Don't you mean Lindsey you fucking bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't you mean Lindsey you fucking bender. Look it up. Thick as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks to them ones. The definitive gingers are: Stefanie Powers Marilu Henner (norks) Gillian Anderson (90s) There's another one that I can't remember. Ann Margret as well Eric, i wouldn't come out of that for weeks..months even, i would pump that til my back imploded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Eddie said: I’m with you, patsy palmer, Nichole Kidman, Stacy Dooley and my favourite Roops. Roops is a cockless man you outstanding stack of slash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: 'Ed Sheehan'. You've really got your finger on the pulse. I would consider it far better to know as little as possible about the populist little fucking wanker, and consider myself a better person for not knowing how to spell his name or remember any of his song titles etc'. In fact I only know two things about him.. what he looks like, and I want him dead. Oh, and he ruined all of Game Of Thrones just by being in it for 10 seconds. Albinos make me fucking sick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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