Wolfie Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: Sometimes, you just need a dirty fried breakfast. Although, it would have taken me a week to finish the Kidz Breakfast, formerly available at Jesters, Great Yarmouth. Just 6000 calories. 12 rashers of bacon, 12 sausages, Six eggs, Four black pudding slices, Four slices of bread and butter, Four slices of toast, Four slices of fried bread, Two hash browns, Eight-egg cheese and potato omelette, Saute potatoes, Mushrooms, Beans, & Tomatoes. At a guess, I reckon it weighs a fraction more than Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're the Bugger King, @Wolfie. See, I can't spell that either,....or have I? Can't agree with you here Drew. Wolfie is more of a KFC man. He was drawn in by the 'Finger lickin' good' slogan, and that they only use very young birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 28 minutes ago, Goober said: @Neil uses it as bait when he's driving up and down Great Yarmouth seafront in the Rascal. It attracts the larger specimens. I heard that he uses a long base van for this type of operation. The Rascal's suspension couldn't handle even one of these heffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, Wolfie said: At a guess, I reckon it weighs a fraction more than Frank. No one is going to take that bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard that he uses a long base van for this type of operation. The Rascal's suspension couldn't handle even one of these heffers. It could manage half of one. Surely that's enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Can't agree with you here Drew. Wolfie is more of a KFC man. He was drawn in by the 'Finger lickin' good' slogan, and that they only use very young birds. See you in a couple of weeks. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That would feed a whole Somalian village for a week or that fat cunt Big Narsti in one sitting. It sounds like something etched on the front of Pen's underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 51 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Only four bits of black pudding? Stingy cunts. I agree. Why they didn't go the whole hog with 12 rounds of fried bread (white, extra thick, Asda) is a mystery. Perhaps bread three ways is the mark of fine dining in Great Yarmouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're the Bugger King, @Wolfie. See, I can't spell that either,....or have I? Have you ever considered resisting the urge to post drivel like this? Every comment you’ve made on this appalling nomination has been fucking dreadful. What’s wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Have you ever considered resisting the urge to post drivel like this? Every comment you’ve made on this appalling nomination has been fucking dreadful. What’s wrong with you? Make me, or anyone really, laugh FFS. I don't think I've ever read one of your submitted posts that isn't just a critique of how bad someone else's is, you fucking one dimensional one trick monkey. ps. Fuck off you unbelievably boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Make me, or anyone really, laugh FFS. I don't think I've ever read one of your submitted posts that isn't just a critique of how bad someone else's is, you fucking one dimensional one trick monkey. ps. Fuck off you unbelievably boring cunt Sounds like someone’s tired… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, Goober said: See you in a couple of weeks. Probably. Roops only gave me about 4 days recently for something worse than this, I would have given her one. Fnarr, Fnarr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: Sounds like someone’s tired… Your tedious posts aren't helping. Take the hint you useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Roops only gave me about 4 days recently for something worse than this, I would have given her one. Fnarr, Fnarr. Rather you than me. Takes all sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Roops only gave me about 4 days recently for something worse than this, I would have given her one. Fnarr, Fnarr. Ah, now I understand the kind of comedic genius I should be aiming for, to have everyone rolling in the aisles. Thanks for the masterclass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It sounds like something etched on the front of Pen's underpants. 'Wide Load'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 47 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It sounds like something etched on the front of Pen's underpants. "Mattesons" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Wide Load'. Your mouth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Alright bitches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 15 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're the Bugger King, @Wolfie. See, I can't spell that either,....or have I? Its the penalty for @Wolfie being on here 24/7 .. he is tipping the scales at 35 stone and his arse occupies both front seats of his 4x4 .. the only thing wider is his mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Goober said: See you in a couple of weeks. Probably. pourquoi? If RK can call another member a nonce, and walk, I can surely imply that Wolfie likes KFC, without censure. Flame grilled whopper, my arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: pourquoi? If RK can call another member a nonce, and walk, I can surely imply that Wolfie likes KFC, without censure. Flame grilled whopper, my arse. A babyfucking nonce, too. None of that a-day-before 18 shit... Maybe it's because I asked nicely first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Alright bitches? Surprisingly, yes. So far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Your mouth Ooh you bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 46 minutes ago, Roadkill said: A babyfucking nonce, too. None of that a-day-before 18 shit... Maybe it's because I asked nicely first? Meanwhile I get 48 hours in the cooler for merely suggesting the Judge has some curiously deviant aquatic viewing habits. Ironically, there is no justice. The Ginger one’s power is now used completely arbitrarily and without logic. I can only conclude she is after a job with the General Medical Council, to further enhance the worlds’ greatest ever CV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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