Major Cunt Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: I watched about 20 minutes of this televisual feast a couple of years ago. It consisted of some vacuous young birds flashing their tits about (which admittedly I would like to put my winkle between) and talking endlessly about feeeeeee-lings. Of course it was all about THEIR feeeee-lings, other cunt’s feeeee-lings don’t count. Fuck them, it’s all about ME. As others have said they make a lot of dosh from being “influencers” on soshul meeja. I’m not really sure how that works but it sounds very fleeting to me, there are always younger birds with better tits coming behind you. Twenty minutes was enough for me……all very depressing. I’d rather not know about shit like this. I bet you knocked one out during the pool scene, Jewdith! 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 18 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: My Mrs does unfortunately, she calls it escapism but I'd say it's more likely undiagnosed downs syndrome Has she ever shouted ‘Let me go you fucking mong’, or something similar, while attempting to escape from you? If so just accept your condition and kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 19 hours ago, Roadkill said: Mediocre. Haway man, Harvey Price's belly button fluff! That's worse than shitting in your bed and leaving a Polaroid picture sticking out of it of him smiling and giving you two thumbs up during the deed! Where's your fucking rage? My rage takes a lot more digging out than that, I deal with the general public on a daily basis and they are far more frustrating trust me , makes you look at those nutty cunts who open fire on a bunch of traffic wardens and think you know what , I can almost see there point. And traffic wardens are complete dickheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 18 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I am going to start smoking in order to put cigarettes out on your face. Fucking jellyfish cunt. Welcome. *Tips hat* Carry on old son and the only thing smoking will be the back of your bonce when I get someone to Courtney love you . That aside I hope you've had a lovely weekend old son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Has she ever shouted ‘Let me go you fucking mong’, or something similar, while attempting to escape from you? If so just accept your condition and kill yourself. I'm unsure , I've not checked the cage in a while but it's on my to do list , I hope she escapes and bites your windpipe out now like a shite CGI werewolf . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: My rage takes a lot more digging out than that, I deal with the general public on a daily basis and they are far more frustrating trust me , makes you look at those nutty cunts who open fire on a bunch of traffic wardens and think you know what , I can almost see there point. And traffic wardens are complete dickheads You're like a slice of unbuttered toast on a beige plate with a room temperature glass of tap water next to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You're like a slice of unbuttered toast on a beige plate with a room temperature glass of tap water next to it. And you old son are like an X factor greatest hits CD compilation, no one's interested . Your the carlsberg equivalent of a human being , If they made dickheads . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: And you old son are like an X factor greatest hits CD compilation, no one's interested . Your the carlsberg equivalent of a human being , If they made dickheads . You're yet another no-avatar spacker, desperately fucking scrabbling across the keyboard trying to hold your overdeveloped thumbs out of the way as the brain rot from trying to convince the few people unfortunate enough to experience your social circle to "hang out" and "have a blast m8" over text slowly overrides your ability to read and write. I like some of what you have to say. There's potential there, but its buried under a thick layer of tedious shite and self-inflicted mental disability. Sort yourself out, you sluttish fucking tramp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Carry on old son and the only thing smoking will be the back of your bonce when I get someone to Courtney love you . That aside I hope you've had a lovely weekend old son Your friends are in prison doing 15/20, now you know hitmen? Braindead cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Your friends are in prison doing 15/20, now you know hitmen? Braindead cunt. As far as I'm aware Courtney love is female so technically hitwoman not hitman Einstein, plus I can't afford her services anyway so I'll just hope natural selection kicks in and you actually forget how to breathe you mongoloid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're yet another no-avatar spacker, desperately fucking scrabbling across the keyboard trying to hold your overdeveloped thumbs out of the way as the brain rot from trying to convince the few people unfortunate enough to experience your social circle to "hang out" and "have a blast m8" over text slowly overrides your ability to read and write. I like some of what you have to say. There's potential there, but its buried under a thick layer of tedious shite and self-inflicted mental disability. Sort yourself out, you sluttish fucking tramp. I am deeply sorry for my inability to spell or use grammar correctly, I'll have to employ staff from now on . Oddly you are correct on the thumbs though , I'll try to refrain from jamming them into anyone else's eye sockets when the jealousy kicks in at finding out they have GCSES . Atleast you can sleep safely . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: I am deeply sorry for my inability to spell or use grammar correctly, I'll have to employ staff from now on . Oddly you are correct on the thumbs though , I'll try to refrain from jamming them into anyone else's eye sockets when the jealousy kicks in at finding out they have GCSES . Atleast you can sleep safely . I am going to be watching you very carefully .. Please DO NOT let me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: I am going to be watching you very carefully .. Please DO NOT let me down. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Twenty minutes was enough for me Is that how long before you reached your vinegar strokes, while imagining your "winkle" between the little tarts tits, Jewdy? You dirty old reprobate Well it was about two years ago so I can’t recall the exact details. The scenario you suggest is definitely a possibility but, I have to say, highly unlikely. Can’t you get internet porn in your caravan Mrs Pikey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. Dickhead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Frank said: I was politely asking why you insist on using words that send the vast majority of the board in a spin. This is a cheap and cheerful forum for cunts, not Countdown. You’re coming across like some dead-eyed spotty little English undergraduate with a penchant for semicolons. Drop it or you’ll be gone. Who the fuck do you think you are? Pompous wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 41 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Who the fuck do you think you are? Pompous wanker. H.O.C. He is Frank although I am now the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: H.O.C. He is Frank although I am now the best on here. So what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well it was about two years ago so I can’t recall the exact details. The scenario you suggest is definitely a possibility but, I have to say, highly unlikely. Can’t you get internet porn in your caravan Mrs Pikey? Mrs Pikey? Well I haven't heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Dickhead Mr. Dickhead to you Cuntflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 On 19/06/2022 at 21:23, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: I am deeply sorry for my inability to spell or use grammar correctly, I'll have to employ staff from now on . Oddly you are correct on the thumbs though , I'll try to refrain from jamming them into anyone else's eye sockets when the jealousy kicks in at finding out they have GCSES . Atleast you can sleep safely . If it wasn't for @Cunty BigBollox's hilarious Chuckle Bros post yesterday, this would be the most atrociously shit comment in recent days. If comments were a yardstick for food quality, you would be the McDonald's of the commenting world. You're as shit now as you were the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I am now the best on here. In the ‘Hideous, boring, freak with the largest cock’ category, you’re way out in front. The Caster Semenya of Cunts Corner. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mrs Pikey? Well I haven't heard that one before. Yes you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 On 19/06/2022 at 18:38, Major Cunt said: I bet you knocked one out during the pool scene, Jewdith! 😆 I wouldn’t go in for gambling if I were you Marjorie. You have to be smart and know what you are doing to get anywhere in that game. I don’t know much about gambling but I know that some cunt who gets himself banged up in the nick ain’t exactly Brainbox of Britain. Understand what I’m saying Marje? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: If it wasn't for @Cunty BigBollox's hilarious Chuckle Bros post yesterday, this would be the most atrociously shit comment in recent days. If comments were a yardstick for food quality, you would be the McDonald's of the commenting world. You're as shit now as you were the first time. It's a good job I don't get my verification in life from strangers on the Internet or you would have really hurt my feelings then,I think I'll call you vajacil seeing as your an irritating cunt . Take your opinions and stick them right up your fucking arse, if there's any spare room left of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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