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On 20/06/2022 at 23:02, judgetwi said:

I wouldn’t go in for gambling if I were you Marjorie. You have to be smart and know what you are doing to get anywhere in that game.

I don’t know much about gambling but I know that some cunt who gets himself banged up in the nick ain’t exactly Brainbox of Britain.

Understand what I’m saying Marje?

The bookie always wins, Jewdith, and that's all you need to know about gambling, me wheelchair bound old son. Unless you're an influential four by two who's mates with a top echelon bankster brother. Given your propensity for buying turd burgling y-fronts on the cheap, and spending the other eighty five percent of your income on white spirit, WD40, and binocular polish doesn't exactly pit you as a high roller!

Also, given your reputation for consistently posting nonsensical accusations of favouritism and persecution along with sprinkling of inaccurate Red Sea pedestrian history. I can safely call your above retort a paradox. 

I would suggest you wheel yourself over to the mirror and see if you can wrap your gammon around the logic. If you do it before breakfast then you might even get a glimpse of your micro cock, an organ that last attained a semi during the Abbey National's heyday. 

You really are a gift!

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On 21/06/2022 at 21:41, King Billy said:

Feel free to jump immediately.

With any luck he'll land on the Judges scooter and bounce back up to the ledge, proving that even in suicide he's a complete fuck up!

@Frank, stop bullshitting, and start entertaining again.

You complete and utter cunt!

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22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

With any luck he'll land on the Judges scooter and bounce back up to the ledge, proving that even in suicide he's a complete fuck up!

@Frank, stop bullshitting, and start entertaining again.

You complete and utter cunt!

Give it a chance, Major. I just stuck me head in as a favour for EC and I'm more or less headlining this pile of shit. 22 posts over the past 4 days and I'm virtually topping the leaderboard. 18 of those posts were Alpaca based.  

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2 hours ago, Frank said:

Give it a chance, Major. I just stuck me head in as a favour for EC and I'm more or less headlining this pile of shit. 22 posts over the past 4 days and I'm virtually topping the leaderboard. 18 of those posts were Alpaca based.  

Most of the quality players are either banged up or awol, but there's still a few old timers keeping the ship afloat.

My appearance and comments will no doubt rile the Judge. That cunt should have a fucking key in his back. He's definitely on the spectrum, Franco!

Some vintage Kleftiko would liven this place up.

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2 hours ago, Frank said:

Give it a chance, Major. I just stuck me head in as a favour for EC and I'm more or less headlining this pile of shit. 22 posts over the past 4 days and I'm virtually topping the leaderboard. 18 of those posts were Alpaca based.  

Be kind on the way up...

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

Most of the quality players are either banged up or awol, but there's still a few old timers keeping the ship afloat.

My appearance and comments will no doubt rile the Judge. That cunt should have a fucking key in his back. He's definitely on the spectrum, Franco!

If it's any consolation, I think you're on par with the majority of regulars remaining on here... Goober, Raasters, Ape and Wolfie. All highly sensitive and humourless dopes. 

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

If it's any consolation, I think you're on par with the majority of regulars remaining on here... Goober, Raasters, Ape and Wolfie. All highly sensitive and humourless dopes. 

Coming from you, Frank, that means a lot. I'll dig out some obscure jazz when i get the opportunity, but in the mean time get fucked...

You know ''i'm the best on here''.

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2 hours ago, Frank said:

If it's any consolation, I think you're on par with the majority of regulars remaining on here... Goober, Raasters, Ape and Wolfie. All highly sensitive and humourless dopes. 

Unwarranted. Listen to the man…the Corner’s in trouble and as the owner, you have some responsibility here.

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5 hours ago, Frank said:

Give it a chance, Major. I just stuck me head in as a favour for EC and I'm more or less headlining this pile of shit. 22 posts over the past 4 days and I'm virtually topping the leaderboard. 18 of those posts were Alpaca based.  

What do you think, Frank?

Since alpaca footwear is in high demand, should I get these slippers? I realise they give the appearance of mammoth’s stumps, but nonetheless, I should be right on trend. Any thoughts?

pebble_slippers_b2225_2.jpg

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5 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

What do you think, Frank?

Since alpaca footwear is in high demand, should I get these slippers? I realise they give the appearance of mammoth’s stumps, but nonetheless, I should be right on trend. Any thoughts?

pebble_slippers_b2225_2.jpg

I wish Brony Keith were here to see those furry apertures. 

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