Neil Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/norfolk-football-club-treasurer-slimming-pill-fraud-9087568 Begs the question, How many of the fucking things did the fat cunt take? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/norfolk-football-club-treasurer-slimming-pill-fraud-9087568 Begs the question, How many of the fucking things did the fat cunt take? She used the money to buy more junk food. "Slimming pills" my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, White Cunt said: She used the money to buy more junk food. "Slimming pills" my arse. Perhaps she stuck them up her own arse just like Billy does with dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: How many of the fucking things did the fat cunt take? Looking at her picture, the obvious answer would be, not enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 The slimming pills didn't work, she was scammed, by an internet pharmacy. Neil, you have 'love handles' don't forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Perhaps she stuck them up her own arse just like Billy does with dicks. I can't believe this hilarious comment didn't get more likes. By "more", I mean "any". And by "can't believe", I mean "can believe". I'll leave what I meant by "hilarious" as an exercise for the student. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe this hilarious comment didn't get more likes. By "more", I mean "any". And by "can't believe", I mean "can believe". I'll leave what I meant by "hilarious" as an exercise for the student. That's because you are a believer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe this hilarious comment didn't get more likes. By "more", I mean "any". And by "can't believe", I mean "can believe". I'll leave what I meant by "hilarious" as an exercise for the student. I’m considering giving it a like now. Please talk me out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Oh well that's this nom fucked then. Well done Pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/norfolk-football-club-treasurer-slimming-pill-fraud-9087568 Begs the question, How many of the fucking things did the fat cunt take? I've a feeling the ones she was buying were 80 calories each and, clearly, the obese munter consumed many, many thousands. There's no such thing as normal for Norfolk, thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 46 minutes ago, Goober said: I've a feeling the ones she was buying were 80 calories each and, clearly, the obese munter consumed many, many thousands. There's no such thing as normal for Norfolk, thankfully. I reckon she sold them and used the proceeds to buy cake. I bet Mr Kipling's shares fucking sky rocketed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 “Addicted to diet pills”? Addicted to cream cakes more like it. “Normal for Norfolk”? That reminds me……where is the fat, Jewish cripple Countryboy? I do hope the little wanker is ok. I do miss the pathetic knob end making a cunt of himself every day. Bring him back Mr Roops you fake bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon she sold them and used the proceeds to buy cake. I bet Mr Kipling's shares fucking sky rocketed Shatner's Basoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: 13 hours ago, Neil said: I've a feeling the ones she was buying were 80 calories each and, clearly, the obese munter consumed many, many thousands. Homopathic: 0.00,0000,000,0001% lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 13 hours ago, Goober said: Shatner's Basoon. The only participant who realised it was a piss take, was Bernard Manning. "One lad had all the water sucked out of his body. How do you think his mother felt? It's a fuckin' disgrace!" Good old Bernard. His musical tribute to Morrissey, complete with daffodils protruding from his arse-crack is pure genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only participant who realised it was a piss take, was Bernard Manning. "One lad had all the water sucked out of his body. How do you think his mother felt? It's a fuckin' disgrace!" Good old Bernard. His musical tribute to Morrissey, complete with daffodils protruding from his arse-crack is pure genius. Any excuse to post one of my favourite jokes, delivered by the master. Even Stephen Fry, patron saint of Middle England, called him “the greatest joke teller who has ever lived”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Fuck sake she could have tried a handfull like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Imagine the size of the stupid, fat, fucking obese slag if she wasn't taking diet pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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