Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 It looks like the old superstud has worn old Jerry out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 With the wizened husks of Mick Jagger and Murdoch already to her name, I'll bet fucking Mumm-Ra is quaking in his boots. Urban Dictionary - Mumm-Ra's Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 13 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: It looks like the old superstud has worn old Jerry out. Jerry hall will be a tinderbox down there by now. If she had ever actually fucked him we'd have found their charred remains on a yacht floating on the pacific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Such a handsome man too. You'd think she'd be completely bowled over by the chiselled stud-muffin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Such a handsome man too. You'd think she'd be completely bowled over by the chiselled stud-muffin. "rasped". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: "rasped". Surformed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Surformed Frightening but just so easy-peasey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Frightening but just so easy-peasey. Lightening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Jerry hall will be a tinderbox down there by now. If she had ever actually fucked him we'd have found their charred remains on a yacht floating on the pacific. Who’s getting custody of Piers Morgan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Such a handsome man too. You'd think she'd be completely bowled over by the chiselled stud-muffin. She rips the arse clean out of the ‘older man’ cliche. Anna Nicole Smith must be spinning in her deluxe 24ct coffin, I mean casket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: It looks like the old superstud has worn old Jerry out. I'm sure Rod Stewart's had a go on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: She rips the arse clean out of the ‘older man’ cliche. Anna Nicole Smith must be spinning in her deluxe 24ct coffin, I mean casket. Anna Nicole Smith was a total fucking legend, she didn't give a fuck if everyone knew she was a gold digger. Sexy as fuck. Watch the YouTube video of her sat in a limo singing 'my heart belongs to daddy'. Proper blonde bombshell, in the tradition of Diana Dors, Jayne Mansfield etc'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anna Nicole Smith was a total fucking legend, she didn't give a fuck if everyone knew she was a gold digger. Sexy as fuck. Watch the YouTube video of her sat in a limo singing 'my heart belongs to daddy'. Proper blonde bombshell, in the tradition of Diana Dors, Jayne Mansfield etc'. Put a link up you idle idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure Rod Stewart's had a go on it. Rodded her out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anna Nicole Smith was a total fucking legend, she didn't give a fuck if everyone knew she was a gold digger. Sexy as fuck. Watch the YouTube video of her sat in a limo singing 'my heart belongs to daddy'. Proper blonde bombshell, in the tradition of Diana Dors, Jayne Mansfield etc'. I could never put my cock anywhere near such a vacuous bitch who's as thick as two of Judge's sausage fingers cast together. What a repulsive creature. I get the flash of blond hair, the curves, the filth in bed with booze & coke etc., but there have to be brains involved. I'm afraid she goes squarely into the 'too thick to be sexy' category. Seriously, just take a look at this brainless fucking cunt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Seriously, just take a look at this brainless fucking cunt: You obviously did, for the five seconds until you jizzed your incontinence pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: You obviously did, for the five seconds until you jizzed your incontinence pants. I see you're back again spouting your usual shit. I suppose it's hardly surprising when you think about it...a shit obsessed cunt spouting shit. You no good, wrong'un, shit sniffing cunt. Fuck off, lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I get the flash of blond hair, the curves, the filth in bed with booze & coke etc., but there have to be brains involved. I was talking about fucking it. Not marrying it. When I reach my final moments and look back on my life.. shagging some thick birds with nice tits won't be on the list of things I regret. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 With news that The Dirty Digger is back on the market, you can bet Heather Mills is sharpening the spikes on her running shoe. Rupe makes Macca look like a fucking piss-soaked tramp. Jerry meanwhile was last seen sniffing round the bins at the back of the mortuary at Cedars-Sinai. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, cunt said: You obviously did, for the five seconds until you jizzed your incontinence pants. 'Pen likes this'. What a surprise. Despite displaying a dogshit-related fixation for almost eight years, including numerous avatars of canine turds, can you honestly say firing your load in a freshly-filled poo bag is more appealing than Anna Nicole Smith? With your reputation, in which you continue to deny you actually have an issue, I'd think very carefully about your response. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'Pen likes this'. What a surprise. Despite displaying a dogshit-related fixation for almost eight years, including numerous avatars of canine turds, can you honestly say firing your load in a freshly-filled poo bag is more appealing than Anna Nicole Smith? With your reputation, in which you continue to deny you actually have an issue, I'd think very carefully about your response. BMB .. Black Man's Boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: BMB .. Black Man's Boots. On a related note... @Cuntybaws, did you ever get a pair of those 'Bates Zero Effort' zip sided boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a related note... @Cuntybaws, did you ever get a pair of those 'Bates Zero Mass' zip sided boots? Blimey, I thought I didn't forget much. No. I came to the reluctant realisation that I was just a lazy cunt rather than an actual urban vigilante super soldier, so I spent the money on unnecessarily strong lager instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Blimey, I thought I didn't forget much. No. I came to the reluctant realisation that I was just a lazy cunt rather than an actual urban vigilante super soldier, so I spent the money on unnecessarily strong lager instead. Well I don't know what was wrong with 'effort'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well I don't know what was wrong with 'effort'. A perfectly valid descriptor, just not the name I used in the original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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