Wolfie Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket. After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers with the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics. As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white. I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises? It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs. Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol. Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 I quite liked "Between The Wars". There, I've said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 After writing that Kirsty McColl one, he should have fucked off with his naive Marxist tosswank and his 'look at me!', working class over pronunciation... "seck-shoo-alley-tea" Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket. After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers given the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics. As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white. I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises? It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs. Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol. Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical. A decent post, you know I’m a Wolf fan and erstwhile sycophant. That said, ‘£30k VW Campervan?’ You’re about as far out here as your tacit estimation of fine dining and exquisite wine. As it’s you, I’ll give you a break, but polish up your delivery. Frank…do shut up on this, the man’s at least trying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I quite liked "Between The Wars". There, I've said it. Commie Jock cnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Commie Jock cnut. Karl McMarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karl McMarx Fidel Glasgo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Mr Bragg once fought the establishment. Now he is one of its delivery boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Commie Jock cnut. 30 minutes ago, The Beast said: Mr Bragg once fought the establishment. Now he is one of its delivery boys. What a complete and utter bunch of cunts there were in Red Wedge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I quite liked "Between The Wars". There, I've said it. You despicable cunt 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk Not so benign that he has managed to avoid the wrath of the corner. Well said. A spectacular fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket. After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers with the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics. As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white. I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises? It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs. Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol. Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical. Looking down at the performance list he was down to play in one of the specialist stages/tent. Theres a video of him about 20 years ago confrontong the BNP in Romford and getting a bollocking for his hypocrisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karl McMarx Peak Freans Trotsky scottish shortbread assortment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 There's a bloke works down our chip shop swears he's Billy Bragg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peak Freans Trotsky scottish shortbread assortment Deep fried Marx bar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Is Bragg his real name? It's probably something like Ramsbottom or Philippoussis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket. After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers with the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics. As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white. I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises? It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs. Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol. Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical. He's probably crying levi stubbs tears as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket. After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers with the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics. As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white. I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises? It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs. Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol. Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical. Reminds me of the midget cat-in-a-hat mentalist, J-Kay from Jamiroquai. His first album, Emergency on Plant Earth, mainly about what we're all doing to help end the world and as soon as he makes a few quid he spunks millions on a fleet of Ferraris that do about 6 miles to the gallon. Hypocritical cunt of the highest order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 18 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A decent post, you know I’m a Wolf fan and erstwhile sycophant. That said, ‘£30k VW Campervan?’ You’re about as far out here as your tacit estimation of fine dining and exquisite wine. As it’s you, I’ll give you a break, but polish up your delivery. Frank…do shut up on this, the man’s at least trying. Wolfie reminds me of my old nan when peering through an estate agents window in Marylebone a few years ago... ‘a hundred and sixty thousand pounds for a one bed bleedin’ shoebox. Gordon Bennett!’ @Wolfie if you’re in any doubt, add another nought. Deluded fucking pauper. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A decent post, you know I’m a Wolf fan and erstwhile sycophant. That said, ‘£30k VW Campervan?’ You’re about as far out here as your tacit estimation of fine dining and exquisite wine. As it’s you, I’ll give you a break, but polish up your delivery. Frank…do shut up on this, the man’s at least trying. What's going on here DC? Are you, as I've suspected all along still on @Franks payroll? Or could it be you still can't get enough of the egg headed, wig wearing prat? I've noticed you seem more measured and a lot calmer lately, you've clearly thought about your role here and worked on some new material and I applaud that. The question I'm asking is are you going to fuck it all up, in pursuit of sucking Frank off again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 33 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What's going on here DC? Are you, as I've suspected all along still on @Franks payroll? Or could it be you still can't get enough of the egg headed, wig wearing prat? I've noticed you seem more measured and a lot calmer lately, you've clearly thought about your role here and worked on some new material and I applaud that. The question I'm asking is are you going to fuck it all up, in pursuit of sucking Frank off again? See your PM. The site needs something…anything right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Reminds me of the midget cat-in-a-hat mentalist, J-Kay from Jamiroquai. His first album, Emergency on Plant Earth, mainly about what we're all doing to help end the world and as soon as he makes a few quid he spunks millions on a fleet of Ferraris that do about 6 miles to the gallon. Hypocritical cunt of the highest order. Despite 90% of your posts generally being utter tripe, Drew, you can occasionally string some excellent words togther. Why can't you do it more often? I recall buying the angry little plaster saint's first record from HMV and reading all the planet-saving spiel on the inside of the sleeve. And then a short while later seeing him tearing it up around the Top Gear race track in a Ferrari from his stable of a dozen or more gas-guzzling supercars. He's nothing more than a capitalist, still making millions from performing in places like Dubai which, if you have been, you'll know is full of painfully untrendy wankers in expensive designer clothes who wouldn't know how to be cool if it climbed up their arse (that's you, @Frank lol). I hate the little shitcunt with almost unrivalled passion, which is why I never tire of watching this previously unknown press photographer (who didn't really do much wrong other than his job) headbutt the drunk & coked-up little shitweasel squarely on the bridge of the nose. What a beautiful finish to the evening: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A decent post, you know I’m a Wolf fan and erstwhile sycophant. That said, ‘£30k VW Campervan?’ You’re about as far out here as your tacit estimation of fine dining and exquisite wine. As it’s you, I’ll give you a break, but polish up your delivery. Frank…do shut up on this, the man’s at least trying. 6 hours ago, Frank said: Wolfie reminds me of my old nan when peering through an estate agents window in Marylebone a few years ago... ‘a hundred and sixty thousand pounds for a one bed bleedin’ shoebox. Gordon Bennett!’ @Wolfie if you’re in any doubt, add another nought. Deluded fucking pauper. 'Let's do lunch... see your PM' etc. etc. DC: you're much better than continually mimicking the site's most disliked wanker. Just be yourself. Not for the first time, I'm embarrassed for your ongoing unoriginal, copycat tendencies. Why would anyone wish to mimic the hirsute little snake? For the record, take a look at this. If you add up all the values, and roughly divide by the amount, the average price of VW Camper is indeed about £30K (https://www.newsnow.co.uk/classifieds/caravans-camper-vans/brand-new-vw-camper-vans-for-sale.html). As for you Frank, you greasy little wop, I notice you haven't posted a nomination in almost five years. FIVE fucking long years... yet you have the audacity to berate others' excellent work. If ever you need guidance on how to do it properly, especially with your embarrassing post-like ratio (despite most of your likes being mined from gullible thickster Pen), please use my template above as an example. Alternatively, PM me and I'll offer you some advice over an imaginary lunch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 On 27/06/2022 at 15:05, Cuntybaws said: I quite liked "Between The Wars". There, I've said it. Personally, I think that when Johnny Marr's slide guitar and Kirsty McColls achingly beautiful harmonies kick in at the end of 'Greetings to the New Brunette' it's the most wonderful 10 seconds or so of music ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 5 hours ago, Frank said: Wolfie reminds me of my old nan when peering through an estate agents window in Marylebone a few years ago... ‘a hundred and sixty thousand pounds for a one bed bleedin’ shoebox. Gordon Bennett!’ @Wolfie if you’re in any doubt, add another nought. Deluded fucking pauper. Dear Frank. Please injure yourself gravely and die. Something nice and gruesome that we can play on a loop in glorious celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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