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On 28/06/2022 at 15:11, Wolfie said:

I'm embarrassed for your ongoing unoriginal, copycat tendencies. Why would anyone wish to mimic the hirsute little snake?

Oh, the fuckin' irony.

Wolfie, one of a pair of Frank plagiarists.🦙🦙🦙

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If I might make a recommendation, use some of that coveted Flexi time to build up your side hustle and make up for the crumbs off the Planning Department table. With those energy bills shortly to be piling in, I’d say your choices are 1) doing favours for sailors down Felixstowe way, 2) a bit of traditional Council corruption - make the S106 community centre disappear and the local builder will suddenly remember he owes you twenty grand, 3) raid the slots on Yarmouth sea front, or 4) bent gambling in the form of nobbled internet greyhound races which feature a painted inbred from Newmarket in trap 3. 

The choices are endless. 

Thank you for the sage advice, LCS, but I'm some years away from sucking off sea dogs. I didn't marry Mrs D for her personality, but because she came with a couple of lucrative holiday lets on the North Norfolk Coast.

They'll be flogged off in twenty years and if the country stays like this I'll be joining you in exile and getting told on here to mind my own fucking business.

That's if the Thought Police haven't shut down The Corner by then and makes Holocaust denial a crime.

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7 hours ago, Decimus said:

That's if the Thought Police haven't shut down The Corner by then and makes Holocaust denial a crime.

21st century Britain.

Holocaust denial = crime

Factually stating that a biological male cannot become a female = crime

Exposing Pakistani paedo rape gangs = crime

 Being a white heterosexual male = crime 

Hurting some poor little snowflakes feelings on Twitter or Facebook = crime

Thank fuck we have the boys in blue to crack down on these crimes. Once they’ve eradicated these horrendous acts they might start doing their fucking job again and investigate what used to be crimes, like burglary, robbery, assault, rape, car theft, benefit  fraud, illegal immigration etc.

How did we get to this fucking Clownworld?

 

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22 hours ago, King Billy said:

21st century Britain.

Holocaust denial = crime

Factually stating that a biological male cannot become a female = crime

Exposing Pakistani paedo rape gangs = crime

 Being a white heterosexual male = crime 

Hurting some poor little snowflakes feelings on Twitter or Facebook = crime

Thank fuck we have the boys in blue to crack down on these crimes. Once they’ve eradicated these horrendous acts they might start doing their fucking job again and investigate what used to be crimes, like burglary, robbery, assault, rape, car theft, benefit  fraud, illegal immigration etc.

How did we get to this fucking Clownworld?

 

I was over the park this afternoon kicking a ball about with my 3 year old grandson. A youngster joined us who stated he was 6. I threw the ball to him a few times to head it back. All of a sudden this fucking drip of a man came over (his dad) and said "Oh Hi. Um, could you not throw the ball to Bailey as research tells us that heading a ball can cause concussion and dementia in later life, ya"?

The ball is so fucking light you can move it just by farting at it. I just shook my head, grabbed my little 'un and walked away. I seriously fear for my grand kids future I really do. 

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22 hours ago, King Billy said:

21st century Britain.

Holocaust denial = crime

Factually stating that a biological male cannot become a female = crime

Exposing Pakistani paedo rape gangs = crime

 Being a white heterosexual male = crime 

Hurting some poor little snowflakes feelings on Twitter or Facebook = crime

Thank fuck we have the boys in blue to crack down on these crimes. Once they’ve eradicated these horrendous acts they might start doing their fucking job again and investigate what used to be crimes, like burglary, robbery, assault, rape, car theft, benefit  fraud, illegal immigration etc.

How did we get to this fucking Clownworld?

 

With regards to our amazing and totally apolitical, knee grazing filth, one only need look at the time, energy and money spent prosecuting Mark Meechan AKA 'Count Dankula'.

A man's life and career ruined because of a joke, with orchestrated efforts from the powers that be to ensure he didn't even receive a fair trial. Yet dozens of Islamic child rapists were allowed to fuck kids with impunity because to investigate would have been raaaaayyyycist.

In the words of N.W.A "Fuck Tha Police".

 

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11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

With regards to our amazing and totally apolitical, knee grazing filth, one only need look at the time, energy and money spent prosecuting Mark Meechan AKA 'Count Dankula'.

A man's life and career ruined because of a joke, with orchestrated efforts from the powers that be to ensure he didn't even receive a fair trial. Yet dozens of Islamic child rapists were allowed to fuck kids with impunity because to investigate would have been raaaaayyyycist.

In the words of N.W.A "Fuck Tha Police".

 

His dog is due for release next year from Barlinnie after successfully completing several offender rehabilitation courses, and two years day release working in a Bagel bakery in Glasgows Jewish quarter (unpaid obviously).

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28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I was over the park this afternoon kicking a ball about with my 3 year old grandson. A youngster joined us who stated he was 6. I threw the ball to him a few times to head it back. All of a sudden this fucking drip of a man came over (his dad) and said "Oh Hi. Um, could you not throw the ball to Bailey as research tells us that heading a ball can cause concussion and dementia in later life, ya"?

The ball is so fucking light you can move it just by farting at it. I just shook my head, grabbed my little 'un and walked away. I seriously fear for my grand kids future I really do. 

You should have called him over a bit closer, saying ‘Sorry mate I’m a bit mutton’, and nutted the cunt.

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

You should have called him over a bit closer, saying ‘Sorry mate I’m a bit mutton’, and nutted the cunt.

What I should of said was "Bailey's gonna turn into a fag with you around. He'll end up with a cock in his mouth faster than you can say "Jack Robinson"! *

*Reggie Dunlop- Slap shot 1977. 

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On 27/06/2022 at 15:01, Wolfie said:

As with previous years, I noticed this colossal hypocrite's beak standing out at the recent Worthy Wank festival, brushing shoulders with fellow multi-millionnaires McCartney and Grohl, and I couldn't help wonder whether he actually coughed up a couple of hundred quid for his ticket.

After all, some of this will be used to pay minimum wage agency workers with the horrific task of cleaning up everyone's shit after they've gone back to London and Surrey in their £30k VW campers – a subject obviously close to his heart through his lyrics.

As with modern Glastonbury, and with all previous recent Glastonburys, I'm sure he shouted his usual nasally blend of 'equality and diversity for all', which is a little odd given most attendees were overwhelmingly middle-class and white.   

I wonder how many public arguments he got into with the hundreds of thousands of middle-classes and white attendees he so deeply despises?

It's surprising Bragg has time to keep preaching his usual blend of benign spunk, especially with being so hellbent on giving his money away to those in need to promote his heartfelt feelings for equality – while keeping just enough for himself to afford a colossal Southfork mansion on the west Dorset cliffs.Where does

Not only is Billy's plight based on social inequality, despite living in a secluded and secure mansion among 100% middle-class and 100% white neighbours, many of whom are retired millionaires from London and Surrey, much of his music doesn't make any sense at all. Through his socialist lyrics we have the absolutely delicious hypocrisy of an extremely wealthy man, who has accumulated a substantial degree of material riches, lecturing people who are far poorer than him, with the words in his song The Internationale: 'Don't cling so hard to your possessions' and 'Let no one build walls to divide us'. Lol.

Champagne socialist, repeat hypocrite, tosser. Oh, and his music's absolutely fucking appallingly diabolical.

Where does he live? I thought he was the milkman of human kindness? Secure Mansion - is he doing time?

Love ProfB xx

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I'm listenting to banker-bashing lyricist Billy Bragg right now on BBC R4, in which he's carping on about how music fits perfectly with the "solidarity and empathy" of left-wingism far better than any other political bias.

I therefore can't help but wonder if the Goldman Sachs executive he sold his Dorset mansion to, making a £2.5million profit from, feels exactly the same way.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I'm listenting to banker-bashing lyricist Billy Bragg right now on BBC R4, in which he's carping on about how music fits perfectly with the "solidarity and empathy" of left-wingism far better than any other political bias.

I therefore can't help but wonder if the Goldman Sachs executive he sold his Dorset mansion to, making a £2.5million profit from, feels exactly the same way.

Right on. Music keeps the people warm and fed, usually the poorest ones.

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6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'm listenting to banker-bashing lyricist Billy Bragg right now on BBC R4, in which he's carping on about how music fits perfectly with the "solidarity and empathy" of left-wingism far better than any other political bias.

I therefore can't help but wonder if the Goldman Sachs executive he sold his Dorset mansion to, making a £2.5million profit from, feels exactly the same way.

I didn't think it would take long for this sanctimonious little shit to crawl out of his incredibly expensive, Chippendale woodwork. No doubt he's got his pound sign flashing eyes 🤑 set on turning the current cost of living crisis into filthy lucre, money that he'll have absolutely no intention of redistributing to the starving masses.

Cue a new, Godawful fucking song where he tries to rhyme Kwateng with some obscure 19th century trade unionist, plus numerous paid appearances at rally's where he'll have his own massive winnebago parked up ten miles away from the nearest lentil farting pleb.

There's nothing worse or more hypocritical than a champagne, NIMBY, home counties socialist.

Except Bono.

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12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I didn't think it would take long for this sanctimonious little shit to crawl out of his incredibly expensive, Chippendale woodwork. No doubt he's got his pound sign flashing eyes 🤑 set on turning the current cost of living crisis into filthy lucre, money that he'll have absolutely no intention of redistributing to the starving masses.

Cue a new, Godawful fucking song where he tries to rhyme Kwateng with some obscure 19th century trade unionist, plus numerous paid appearances at rally's where he'll have his own massive winnebago parked up ten miles away from the nearest lentil farting pleb.

There's nothing worse or more hypocritical than a champagne, NIMBY, home counties socialist.

Except Bono.

You are like one of the weirdos my bestie big Kazzia had to deal with when she worked as a surrogate sex partner, no wonder she didn't last longer than 6 years in the job.

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9 minutes ago, ProfB said:

You are like one of the weirdos my bestie big Kazzia had to deal with when she worked as a surrogate sex partner, no wonder she didn't last longer than 6 years in the job.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, is buying your innocent, ditzy little girl act. I'd wager that you're so heavily tagged that you beep like Brum on acid whenever you come within 25 miles of the nearest school.

So on that note, shut your stupid fucking mouth, you big-rig driving, hairy fucking pervert. 

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

I didn't think it would take long for this sanctimonious little shit to crawl out of his incredibly expensive, Chippendale woodwork. No doubt he's got his pound sign flashing eyes 🤑 set on turning the current cost of living crisis into filthy lucre, money that he'll have absolutely no intention of redistributing to the starving masses.

Cue a new, Godawful fucking song where he tries to rhyme Kwateng with some obscure 19th century trade unionist, plus numerous paid appearances at rally's where he'll have his own massive winnebago parked up ten miles away from the nearest lentil farting pleb.

There's nothing worse or more hypocritical than a champagne, NIMBY, home counties socialist.

Except Bono.

Bragg has made a career and amassed several millions from other people's poverty, and in doing so has behaved in precisely the opposite way he scolds others for in his miserable fucking songs. This is what politicians are also good at doing – exploiting under a facade of goodwill.

If he carries on, he'll eventually reach Geldof echelons of rare, almost unparalleled cuntishness. Perhaps they'll combine for a forthcoming Xmas song entitled 'Give Us Yer Fucking Money', in which 5% will be used for worthy causes, 15% will go to the record producer, and they'll each pocket a share of the remaining 80%. What a greedy, beak-faced colossal phony fucking wanker.

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12 hours ago, Decimus said:

I didn't think it would take long for this sanctimonious little shit to crawl out of his incredibly expensive, Chippendale woodwork. No doubt he's got his pound sign flashing eyes 🤑 set on turning the current cost of living crisis into filthy lucre, money that he'll have absolutely no intention of redistributing to the starving masses.

Cue a new, Godawful fucking song where he tries to rhyme Kwateng with some obscure 19th century trade unionist, plus numerous paid appearances at rally's where he'll have his own massive winnebago parked up ten miles away from the nearest lentil farting pleb.

There's nothing worse or more hypocritical than a champagne, NIMBY, home counties socialist.

Except Bono.

I’m no fan of the nasal wailings of Mr Bragg, but I do think it’s fascinating that some people, including those identifying as Blairite centrists, like to pick on his wealth as evidence of rank hypocrisy. To me, it’s falling into an old right-wing trap, that anyone espousing left wing ideals who isn’t clothed in rags and living under a bridge on the Embankment is automatically a champagne-swilling sellout, and their opinions invalid. Personally, I think it’s entirely possible to be a financial success and still take an interest in the welfare of your fellow man. If only Tories are permitted to achieve wealth, you force the majority of the population to foresake either their opinions, or their ambition. It’s crudely binary, divide-and-rule. Such a construct has led more thrusting young men astray than Frank. 

It’s also possible, and sadly all too common lately, to be dirt poor and think the answer to your prayers is a neo-liberal establishment Tory. It’s a brilliant electoral wheeze, to convince the broad mass of the electorate that low taxes are a good thing, on the off chance that they too might be millionaires one day. It perhaps explains why the Tories have always been happy to watch the public education system fall into ruin, while protecting their own little Emperor incubators with all manner of tax breaks. You have to admire their balls. Politically, at least. 

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19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s a brilliant electoral wheeze, to convince the broad mass of the electorate that low taxes are a good thing,

Correctamundo. Only a fool could believe that handing over  less of your hard earned income to the government, and keeping more of it yourself to spend on whatever you choose   , could be better than paying more tax and trusting the government not to do the one thing they’ve always been great at ie squandering every last penny of it on vanity projects and white elephants that only someone spending other peoples cash would ever consider, then like all politicians blaming anyone and everyone except themselves before quietly sloping off to a well paid job in a company that’s hugely benefitted from the policies they enacted.

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On 26/09/2022 at 01:34, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m no fan of the nasal wailings of Mr Bragg, but I do think it’s fascinating that some people, including those identifying as Blairite centrists, like to pick on his wealth as evidence of rank hypocrisy. To me, it’s falling into an old right-wing trap, that anyone espousing left wing ideals who isn’t clothed in rags and living under a bridge on the Embankment is automatically a champagne-swilling sellout, and their opinions invalid. Personally, I think it’s entirely possible to be a financial success and still take an interest in the welfare of your fellow man. If only Tories are permitted to achieve wealth, you force the majority of the population to foresake either their opinions, or their ambition. It’s crudely binary, divide-and-rule. Such a construct has led more thrusting young men astray than Frank. 

It’s also possible, and sadly all too common lately, to be dirt poor and think the answer to your prayers is a neo-liberal establishment Tory. It’s a brilliant electoral wheeze, to convince the broad mass of the electorate that low taxes are a good thing, on the off chance that they too might be millionaires one day. It perhaps explains why the Tories have always been happy to watch the public education system fall into ruin, while protecting their own little Emperor incubators with all manner of tax breaks. You have to admire their balls. Politically, at least. 

The first: I actually see your point, but I can't entirely agree. Of course many wealthy socialists have achieved success through hard graft and selling themselves/their product well, but it's the blatant hypocrisy which fucks me off. Come on, Bragg sang about greedy bankers – and then sold his house to a London GS banker for a huge, middle-class, free market, low tax, capitalist profit. He'll do well under the new Kwasicunt announcements. Not exactly spreading his wealth to those in need... is he really generating so much affluence on their behalf through his cuntish music? Keeping his wealth kind of invalidates his lyrical opinions.

The second: agree. The examples are no less wide than the amount of said deceivers above, and there are indeed some, but I struggle to think of any right now. Actually, I'd love it if Bragg found this site, and we could fire lots of questions at him, chiefly about why his behaviour does not conform with his moral compass. 

So come on, give the Corner five things you must surely miss about England/UK... it's not too much to ask, is it? I'm sitting here, among the smell of woodsmoke and distant match, woodburner stove cracking away, heat spitting into the glass front, warming my cottage from 15 to 21C, with tea, dogs, and cake on the way – wondering when the last time a genuinely venomous spider or snake made its way into your home in search of water during a drought, lol? God forbid, please tell me you can get identical Marmite there as you can here, amid the current global crisis while living in such an isolated place?             

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8 hours ago, Wolfie said:

The first: I actually see your point, but I can't entirely agree. Of course many wealthy socialists have achieved success through hard graft and selling themselves/their product well, but it's the blatant hypocrisy which fucks me off. Come on, Bragg sang about greedy bankers – and then sold his house to a London GS banker for a huge, middle-class, free market, low tax, capitalist profit. He'll do well under the new Kwasicunt announcements. Not exactly spreading his wealth to those in need... is he really generating so much affluence on their behalf through his cuntish music? Keeping his wealth kind of invalidates his lyrical opinions.

The second: agree. The examples are no less wide than the amount of said deceivers above, and there are indeed some, but I struggle to think of any right now. Actually, I'd love it if Bragg found this site, and we could fire lots of questions at him, chiefly about why his behaviour does not conform with his moral compass. 

So come on, give the Corner five things you must surely miss about England/UK... it's not too much to ask, is it? I'm sitting here, among the smell of woodsmoke and distant match, woodburner stove cracking away, heat spitting into the glass front, warming my cottage from 15 to 21C, with tea, dogs, and cake on the way – wondering when the last time a genuinely venomous spider or snake made its way into your home in search of water during a drought, lol? God forbid, please tell me you can get identical Marmite there as you can here, amid the current global crisis while living in such an isolated place?             

Goodness. Am I mistaken for taking the tone of this opus to be a little break in hostilities? At the risk of blundering into a trap, I will take it that way, intended or not, and answer your question in paragraph three. 

The truth is there are many things I miss about the UK, and any list of five would be very fluid. I spent most of my life there, was educated there, worked there, and have many friends still there (though a few less since lots scarpered about 2016, I was a few years behind them). The internet means obvious things like the telly, radio, comedy or sport, don’t apply, as I’m fond of sitting on the verandah in the morning sun with a bit of Radio 5 or Sky News on in the background. Here’s a little list then, as you ask. 

a) Winter. It’s funny, but all those years sweeping snow off your windscreen means you neglect the beauty of a midwinter day. While working in it was miserable, I did love a walk in deep snow, into a biting cold wind, pausing for a cup of Heinz Tomato from the flask sitting on a dry stone wall. It’s majestic. The winters here are wet, and cooler, but I haven’t been properly cold since The Beast from The East and much to my surprise, I miss it. 

b) Scottish Highlands. Man, I miss them. I had some of my happiest days there. It’s the only place in the UK I’d consider going back for. While Australia does have an undeniable stark beauty, for me the Highlands are other worldly. And they are wasted on most Brits who think Scotland ends at Waverley Station, which suits most Scots, to be fair. 

c) Spontaneity. I loved being able to jump on a train or a plane and be somewhere else nice, and quickly. From our bit of England, we could easily be in Barcelona, Paris, or Milan for a long weekend. Or within the UK, Belfast, Glasgow, Cornwall were all easy. Now I’m five hours by plane from the nearest major city (I don’t count Adelaide) and that’s much more of an effort, even with more time on my hands. 

d) Food. I love lots of Aussie food, but it does have some quirks and occasionally I’ll moan to the wife about having to import at ruinous expense Worcester Sauce crisps, decent bacon, proper cheese (though they’ve gotten a lot better with the latter). It says something that on my last trip to London I spent longer in M&S Food than almost anywhere else. Sandwiches! Why does no one sell proper sandwiches here?

e) Decorum. I love the Aussies for many things, and their direct, on-the-nose no bullshit manner is usually great fun. But on occasion, my inner Pom sensibilities can jangle when some subjects, completely alien to even a group of lads in the pub, get brought up. In all my adult years, I don’t think I ever asked someone how much they earned, or the detail of what they got up to in the bedroom, and certainly never in a social setting. That such things are so commonplace here still seems odd. 

That’s enough. I sense I have given you plenty of ammunition there, but whatever. I could have made a similar list of five things I don’t miss about the UK, or five I love about Australia, but I’ll keep that to myself. I know it’s easy to paint me as a bitter anti-Brit, but that’s quite a lazy conclusion. As I’ve said before, I love the UK, I’m just very sad at what she’s become. 

Now, pleasant as it has been kicking a ball around no-man’s land, get back into your trench, you stupid Cunt. 

I haven’t seen a snake in the wild for four years, and that was in the New Forest.

What the fuck is Marmite?

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