Last Cunt Standing Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Word of the day for all you sophisticates and connoisseurs of modern culture is “vabbing”, apparently a delightful portmanteau of vagina and dabbing. Reportedly quite the trend in the US among young ladies, it’s the TikTok-inspired charming habit of applying your vaginal secretions to your neck area in the manner of Chanel No.5, in the hope of attracting a mate by the mysteries of pheromones. Putting aside the fact that humans aren’t known to produce pheromones and lack a vomeronasal organ, it’s surely just straightforwardly disgusting to smear cunny batter on bits of your skin and then go out in public. What kind of man would find this appealing? And how gullible are these dumb bitches? I’m beginning to realise why @Neil has gotten through more rear axles than Eddie Stobart. Disgusting cunts. Jane Austen is doubtless spinning in her grave. https://nypost.com/2022/07/05/women-swear-by-vabbing-using-vaginal-fluid-as-diy-perfume/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Pearl necklace time for these bitches! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Must smell like fish and chip night. I bet they'd get the hump if I rubbed a drop of Harry Monk around their chops. Fucking double standards 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Multiple Miggs would've loved this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Multiple Miggs would've loved this. "I can smell you're a cunt" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 "Alright love, have you been eating scampi flavour fries and what are those red marks on the side of your neck, it looks like dried blood". Yes, this will definitely attract a man. Fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Talking of cunts, I hope PanzySpacker has been climbing on top of bonfires. OverjoyedAtSuchJoyousBigBollockNews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 YAWN - how is this exciting for a corner viewer to read? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: Must smell like fish and chip night. I bet they'd get the hump if I rubbed a drop of Harry Monk around their chops. Fucking double standards You stick to chloroform, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Word of the day for all you sophisticates and connoisseurs of modern culture is “vabbing”, apparently a delightful portmanteau of vagina and dabbing. Reportedly quite the trend in the US among young ladies, it’s the TikTok-inspired charming habit of applying your vaginal secretions to your neck area in the manner of Chanel No.5, in the hope of attracting a mate by the mysteries of pheromones. Putting aside the fact that humans aren’t known to produce pheromones and lack a vomeronasal organ, it’s surely just straightforwardly disgusting to smear cunny batter on bits of your skin and then go out in public. What kind of man would find this appealing? And how gullible are these dumb bitches? I’m beginning to realise why @Neil has gotten through more rear axles than Eddie Stobart. Disgusting cunts. Jane Austen is doubtless spinning in her grave. https://nypost.com/2022/07/05/women-swear-by-vabbing-using-vaginal-fluid-as-diy-perfume/ Have you ever thought you might be spending too much time on soshul meeja Skippy? Nobody cares about these attention seeking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever thought you might be spending too much time on soshul meeja Skippy? Nobody cares about these attention seeking cunts. You're not allowed to eat shellfish anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Oh it's the beautiful smell of billingsgate docks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Have you ever thought you might be spending too much time on soshul meeja Skippy? Nobody cares about these attention seeking cunts. I read it in the newspaper you fucking dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 36 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I read it in the newspaper you fucking dullard. Well there you go Skippy. It’s a 24 hour news cycle these days. That’s a lot of time and space to fill so thanks for pointing out this nothing story that nobody gives a fuck about. You’re not very bright are you Skippy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 It's nothing new, Maryln Monroe did it (apparently). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Word of the day for all you sophisticates and connoisseurs of modern culture is “vabbing”, apparently a delightful portmanteau of vagina and dabbing. Reportedly quite the trend in the US among young ladies, it’s the TikTok-inspired charming habit of applying your vaginal secretions to your neck area in the manner of Chanel No.5, in the hope of attracting a mate by the mysteries of pheromones. Putting aside the fact that humans aren’t known to produce pheromones and lack a vomeronasal organ, it’s surely just straightforwardly disgusting to smear cunny batter on bits of your skin and then go out in public. What kind of man would find this appealing? And how gullible are these dumb bitches? I’m beginning to realise why @Neil has gotten through more rear axles than Eddie Stobart. Disgusting cunts. Jane Austen is doubtless spinning in her grave. https://nypost.com/2022/07/05/women-swear-by-vabbing-using-vaginal-fluid-as-diy-perfume/ Yves St. Laurent have just been on the phone offering me a fortune for my right middle-finger debris. Lookout for my new fragrance hitting the shelves this autumn…’Clunge.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 Actually, 'vabbing' is nothing new. Even classy French actress Carole Bouquet (oh the irony!) did it to good effect well before the current trend. Check her out here at 3-4sec, and you'll clearly see she rubs some concentrated fanny batter from her fishy slit onto her neck, luring her man into an irreversible haze: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 A fucking ridiculous practice. My late mother had style, she always had a jar of Shippams Bloater Paste in her handbag. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: A fucking ridiculous practice. My late mother had style, she always had a jar of Shippams Bloater Paste in her handbag. Made from bloaters caught in UK waters no doubt, you filthy fucking frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 23 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Oh it's the beautiful smell of billingsgate docks You can wash it with soap, you can wash it with soda but you can never get rid of the Grimsby odour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 20 hours ago, King Billy said: You can wash it with soap, you can wash it with soda but you can never get rid of the Grimsby odour. How the fuck did you manage the smell from your knocking shop days. Visiting one of them must have been like a trip to the Time & Tide museum in Great Yarmouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How the fuck did you manage the smell from your knocking shop days. Visiting one of them must have been like a trip to the Time & Tide museum in Great Yarmouth. The smell of cash trumps the smell of gash CBB. When entering a ‘rub and tug’ for the first time, one should always inhale deeply at least 3 times and leave immediately if your nose is screaming ‘get the fuck out of here’ at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41060490/vabbing-tiktok-trend/ Cosmopolitan have taken this story and ran with it considerably. It might be the most revolting thing I’ve read since the darker days of Monumental. No paywall either, I’m delighted to say. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41060490/vabbing-tiktok-trend/ Cosmopolitan have taken this story and ran with it considerably. It might be the most revolting thing I’ve read since the darker days of Monumental. No paywall either, I’m delighted to say. Enjoy. Is there a protocol? Before or after dinner? What if the guests are allergic to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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