Guest Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 A male student in Southampton has claimed he was raped by a woman; she was too strong for him, wouldn't take no for an answer, very drunk and the 'man' physically couldn't do anything to stop her. https://meaww.com/amp/bigger-woman-forced-man-to-have-sex-with-her-as-victim-couldnt-move-her-away-from-him Apparently he had an erection during the 'rape', but didn't want one. I've had my share of unwanted stiffies but having one while you're about to be raped by a fish stinking landwhale? Holy consent batman! Fuck only knows what type of carpal tunnel residing, man bun wearing, kitten weak 'men' are being produced these days but this appears to be a fine example. I wonder if he spunked inside her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 “ I said what I said but it was going in one ear and out the other" Presumably, he fucked her brains out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 If 'he' is a typical tree hugging (probably Art) student weighing a borderline anorexic 9 stone then double his weight means she was pushing the needle up to 18 stone. How the fuck did he know his spindle cock was in her Clam bucket and not just an 'apron fold'?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 ....and if he was a vegan (and he's bound to be, since it's part the student job description) where did he find the strength to sustain a stalk-on, without blacking out? Never happened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 She is a perpetual student 30 years old weighing 18 stone, he's an 18 years old virgin having the piss taken out of him by his peers (most of who ire spite a bragging are either virgins or closet benders). The only way out is to claim that she forced herself on him. TBH we don't know the full background on the women .. is she really a single mother who has got herself registered as a student and is pouncing on anyone young lad who looks to be easy prey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: She is a perpetual student 30 years old weighing 18 stone, he's an 18 years old virgin having the piss taken out of him by his peers (most of who ire spite a bragging are either virgins or closet benders). The only way out is to claim that she forced herself on him. TBH we don't know the full background on the women .. is she really a single mother who has got herself registered as a student and is pouncing on anyone young lad who looks to be easy prey? If you see a mentally disturbed fat slag heading towards you, pushing a 30’ scaffold tower, with a bucket of lube over her shoulder and wearing a balaclava emblazoned with RAPIST it might just be your lucky night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: If you see a mentally disturbed fat slag heading towards you, pushing a 30’ scaffold tower, with a bucket of lube over her shoulder and wearing a balaclava emblazoned with RAPIST it might just be your lucky night. I've just cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 29/09/2022 at 00:07, Horrified Suburbanite said: I've just cum. That must be a first, how can you tell? 💦💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 24 minutes ago, cunt said: That must be a first, how can you tell? 💦💦 It was difficult I grant you, but I just managed it without a background cacophony of terrified dogs barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: It was difficult I grant you, but I just managed it without a background cacophony of terrified dogs barking. Which safari park were you visiting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, cunt said: Which safari park were you visiting? I won't mention it, as I'm sure you've been banned from every single one in Western Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I won't mention it, as I'm sure you've been banned from every single one in Western Europe. What about USA, Russia, South America, Australia and the far East? The world is my lobster 🦞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 52 minutes ago, cunt said: That must be a first, how can you tell? 💦💦 I’ve just worked out what your avatar reminds me of. The label on Homer Simpson’s beer bottles. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 3 hours ago, cunt said: Which safari park were you visiting? I'll bet the safari park on your mind is the one with the biggest variety of shit on display, R-Soles, you filthy fucking basement flat pig. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: you filthy fucking basement flat pig. I’m using that the next time some unscrupulous slumlord like Frank, pays me to evictimise somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 27/09/2022 at 23:31, Horrified Suburbanite said: A male student in Southampton has claimed he was raped by a woman; she was too strong for him, wouldn't take no for an answer, very drunk and the 'man' physically couldn't do anything to stop her. https://meaww.com/amp/bigger-woman-forced-man-to-have-sex-with-her-as-victim-couldnt-move-her-away-from-him Apparently he had an erection during the 'rape', but didn't want one. I've had my share of unwanted stiffies but having one while you're about to be raped by a fish stinking landwhale? Holy consent batman! Fuck only knows what type of carpal tunnel residing, man bun wearing, kitten weak 'men' are being produced these days but this appears to be a fine example. I wonder if he spunked inside her? These things happen. & she had no recollection of it, the next day. My bestie, big Kazzia once found herself fully clothed, the morning after the night before with her date on a bed, she had his soxs in her handbag & he had a two black eyes - they made no fuss & put it down to experience. Certainly neither called the cops. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 18 hours ago, ProfB said: These things happen. & she had no recollection of it, the next day. My bestie, big Kazzia once found herself fully clothed, the morning after the night before with her date on a bed, she had his soxs in her handbag & he had a two black eyes - they made no fuss & put it down to experience. Certainly neither called the cops. Love ProfB xxx What happens in Skegness stays in Skegness🤐 😍🤪 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, cunt said: What happens in Skegness stay in Skegness🤐 😍🤪 You ain't wrong, Paul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 19 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'll bet the safari park on your mind is the one with the biggest It's probably the one where you got your Llamas from 🦙🦙🦙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 23 hours ago, cunt said: What happens in Skegness stays in Skegness🤐 😍🤪 Yes, how did you know, because I never said & it was Skeggy. How did you know? Have you been hacking my accounts? It's FISHY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes, how did you know, because I never said & it was Skeggy. How did you know? Have you been hacking my accounts? It's FISHY. Smegmess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 20 hours ago, ProfB said: Yes, how did you know, because I never said & it was Skeggy. How did you know? Have you been hacking my accounts? It's FISHY. Your secret's safe with me Prof, you know that 😉 Love, cunt❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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