Mrs Roops Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't be fucking stupid, I have standards. Being a purveyor of value brand beans is one thing, flying a toy helicopter like some paedo Peter Pan is a step too far. 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Can't stop fiddling with little joysticks?? Cya 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really are a thick cunt if you believe everything that is said on this website. What seemed funny whilst pissed last night has earned you a ban Big Bollock. You've now woken up, still half pissed, and realised you've been a stupid drunken cunt haven't you? Enjoy your breakfast flat cherry cola and cider cocktail lol. Drunken idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What seemed funny whilst pissed last night has earned you a ban Big Bollock. You've now woken up, still half pissed, and realised you've been a stupid drunken cunt haven't you? Enjoy your breakfast flat cherry cola and cider cocktail lol. Drunken idiot. I don’t miss hangovers. I miss being pissed up when you lot are, but it’s worth it not to feel like shit for 18 hours the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t miss hangovers. I miss being pissed up when you lot are, but it’s worth it not to feel like shit for 18 hours the next day. I hear ya Eric, not a big/regular drinker myself either. Takes a lot for me to get drunk and it costs a small fortune whether going out or staying in. I limit my serious drinking to once a week at the most. I'd much rather eat a Raas 'special' Herby flapjack or brownie... freezers full of the cunts and maybe have a drink or two. Legalise the herb I say Eric... well not now but in few years time, when I've made enough money to retire. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I hear ya Eric, not a big/regular drinker myself either. Takes a lot for me to get drunk and it costs a small fortune whether going out or staying in. I limit my serious drinking to once a week at the most. I'd much rather eat a Raas 'special' Herby flapjack or brownie... freezers full of the cunts and maybe have a drink or two. Legalise the herb I say Eric... well not now but in few years time, when I've made enough money to retire. Lol That’s my conundrum. I can out drink anyone I know, but the next day they’re functional and I’m groaning and sulking like a faggot. I did pull out a wisdom tooth with a pair of Snap-On pliers yesterday. So obviously I’m still hard as nails despite the gayness that has ended my relationship with tequila. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What seemed funny whilst pissed last night has earned you a ban Big Bollock. You've now woken up, still half pissed, and realised you've been a stupid drunken cunt haven't you? Enjoy your breakfast flat cherry cola and cider cocktail lol. Drunken idiot. Oi, Big Bollock... I see you lurking yet unable to comment lol. Have some dignity man, take a few months off, sober up and stop talking Bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t miss hangovers. I miss being pissed up when you lot are, but it’s worth it not to feel like shit for 18 hours the next day. I was once asked what my superpower of choice would be. I narrowed down to two: be able to get absolutely hammered but suffer no ill effects or be able to go back in time 10 minutes to correct any fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That’s my conundrum. I can out drink anyone I know, but the next day they’re functional and I’m groaning and sulking like a faggot. I did pull out a wisdom tooth with a pair of Snap-On pliers yesterday. So obviously I’m still hard as nails despite the gayness that has ended my relationship with tequila. I once read that on location shooting The Wild Geese, Richards Harris and Burton were hard drinking hellraisers. Each evening they and Roger Moore had long drinking sessions. In the morning Burton and Harris were hungover wrecks but Moore was all smiley and wishing everyone a cheesy "Good morning" and showing no hangover whatsoever. This pissed them off no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was once asked what my superpower of choice would be. I narrowed down to two: be able to get absolutely hammered but suffer no ill effects or be able to go back in time 10 minutes to correct any fuck up. I would like to be able to selectively delete 2-3 hour periods from my memory. So I could watch all the films I like for the first time again. Cos no cunts are making any new ones worth watching. The people on the telly don’t look like me anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The people on the telly don’t look like me anymore. Have you seen Chris Rock's latest Netflix special yet? "White people say they don't see couples like them on TV any more. Well, neither do black people." The Pinkett bitch gets both barrels towards the end too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen Chris Rock's latest Netflix special yet? "White people say they don't see couples like them on TV any more. Well, neither do black people." The Pinkett bitch gets both barrels towards the end too. He played a film director in ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’. He had the second best line of the film: ’I gotta go. I got more white girls waiting in my trailer than the first lifeboat off the Titanic.” The best line was Jason Biggs playing himself. Upon being arrested he declares, “I’m Jason Biggs.. I’m the one who fucked the pie!” The cop replies: “in prison son, you’ll be the pie.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t miss hangovers. I miss being pissed up when you lot are, but it’s worth it not to feel like shit for 18 hours the next day. There is no oxygen concentrator powerful enough to make you feel alive the next day, I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: There is no oxygen concentrator powerful enough to make you feel alive the next day, I tell you. Do you wait until the pointless respiratory nurse has finished lecturing you about oxygen toxicity and fucked off before you turn it up to 4.5 again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you wait until the pointless respiratory nurse has finished lecturing you about oxygen toxicity and fucked off before you turn it up to 4.5 again? I don’t deal with stupid, obese cunts, Eric. For some reason, they tend to steer clear of me; it’s probably due to my inherent racism and “generosity”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: I don’t deal with stupid, obese cunts, Eric. For some reason, they tend to steer clear of me; it’s probably due to my inherent racism and “generosity”. My neighbour had COPD and was completely addicted to his oxygen machine. Wouldn’t leave the house, even if he had 2 spare portable ones with back up batteries. Went mad with it. Wouldn’t leave his chair, started shitting and pissing himself rather than risk moving and possibly dislodging an oxygen hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My neighbour had COPD and was completely addicted to his oxygen machine. Wouldn’t leave the house, even if he had 2 spare portable ones with back up batteries. Went mad with it. Wouldn’t leave his chair, started shitting and pissing himself rather than risk moving and possibly dislodging an oxygen hose. Clearly a nutcase. Someone should make a discreet feed of MDMA and LSD to his tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 Just now, White Cunt said: Clearly a nutcase. Someone should make a discreet feed of MDMA and LSD to his tank. Unnecessary. Wouldn’t let anyone help him. Layed in his own piss and shit for 24hrs, ended up with a kidney infection. I went in and found him mumbling away. Called an ambulance and they took him in. Dead two days later. Should’ve grabbed his brand new 18v Makita before his shitcunt vulture family got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unnecessary. Wouldn’t let anyone help him. Layed in his own piss and shit for 24hrs, ended up with a kidney infection. I went in and found him mumbling away. Called an ambulance and they took him in. Dead two days later. Should’ve grabbed his brand new 18v Makita before his shitcunt vulture family got there. Only a swap for an old one would’ve been a fair game. Call is local socialism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would like to be able to selectively delete 2-3 hour periods from my memory. So I could watch all the films I like for the first time again. Cos no cunts are making any new ones worth watching. The people on the telly don’t look like me anymore. True about the films. It seems all that's being made are superhero ones or rehashes if old ones. The best one I've seen recently is All Quiet on the Western Front. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: True about the films. It seems all that's being made are superhero ones or rehashes if old ones. The best one I've seen recently is All Quiet on the Western Front. Superb. I watched The November Man last night. Not bad. Like Bond for a non family audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would like to be able to selectively delete 2-3 hour periods from my memory. So I could watch all the films I like for the first time again. Cos no cunts are making any new ones worth watching. The people on the telly don’t look like me anymore. They'll be sending one to the moon soon. Ten years later the place will be fucking crawling with them, I guarantee it. Living in shitty moon tenements, crawling through the hollow walls and bursting out of each other's bathroom mirrors to rob and murder one another for moon meth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They'll be sending one to the moon soon. Ten years later the place will be fucking crawling with them, I guarantee it. Living in shitty moon tenements, crawling through the hollow walls and bursting out of each other's bathroom mirrors to rob and murder one another for moon meth... Moon meth. Walter never cooked that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Doesn't a priest count as a father? I'm confused, Pen. Won't the Catholic church have to rethink their whole hierarchical structure to conform to todays gender neutral organisations? Would a Father rank higher than a Mother, or would they be on an equal footing as corruptors of youth? 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They'll be sending one to the moon soon. Ten years later the place will be fucking crawling with them, I guarantee it. Living in shitty moon tenements, crawling through the hollow walls and bursting out of each other's bathroom mirrors to rob and murder one another for moon meth... LV-426 is lovely at this time of year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: LV-426 is lovely at this time of year. It's mostly lovely. Mostly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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