Exploping Corpses

[Guest Miles]

This seems especially to affect embalmed corpses in sealed coffins and in effect negates the whole point of embalming in the first place. It also can happen during cremation .. my hope is that I will do the latter and spoil things for those to celebrate my demise.

Perhaps this is the reason why weasels go "pop!".

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/corpse-trapped-gas-explode

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said:

This seems especially to affect embalmed corpses in sealed coffins and in effect negates the whole point of embalming in the first place. It also can happen during cremation .. my hope is that I will do the latter and spoil things for those to celebrate my demise.

Perhaps this is the reason why weasels go "pop!".

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/corpse-trapped-gas-explode

My 'trapped gas' was always exploding, until I stopped eating vegetable Vindaloo.

[Guest ChildeHarold]

You're not even trying now are you? Beware of the flickering blue flame. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, and said:

My 'trapped gas' was always exploding, until I stopped eating vegetable Vindaloo.

You're a vegetarian, lol. That explains a lot... you do realise dogs eat meat and their shit you like to eat contains meat, don't you? You stupid cunt. 

[Hammer of Cunts]

Can't they just prick them? It works with sausages.

[Eric Cuntman]

31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Can't they just prick them? It works with sausages.

I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique.

[Hammer of Cunts]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique.

He was a northerner, he probably preferred tripe.

[Guest King Billy]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique.

Quality😂

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique.

Now then now then 

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You're a vegetarian, lol. That explains a lot... you do realise dogs eat meat and their shit you like to eat contains meat, don't you? You stupid cunt. 

That post explains a lot, you must be suffering some sort of mental illness, after all, that's always the excuse for stabby Windrush cunts.