Bakewell Love Locks

[Guest Miles]

These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap.

New home found for love locks after outcry

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo

[Hammer of Cunts]

Mawkish US-style bollocks.

[White Cunt]

41 minutes ago, Miles said:

These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap.

New home found for love locks after outcry

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo

I agree, Pen. In fact, the whole bridge should be melted down, as it is an eyesore in the pretty little town.

 

[Guest Miles]

3 hours ago, White Cunt said:

I agree, Pen. In fact, the whole bridge should be melted down, as it is an eyesore in the pretty little town.

 

One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together.

[Dyslexic cnut]

46 minutes ago, Miles said:

One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together.

I hope they died slowly.

[Guest ChildeHarold]

5 hours ago, Miles said:

These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap.

New home found for love locks after outcry

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo

I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.*   There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 

Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. 

* Poundland

[White Cunt]

2 hours ago, Miles said:

One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together.

The moors have a great appeal to the strange fruit.

 

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.*   There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 

Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. 

* Poundland

I’m surprised with your choice of holiday destination, H.
I have always had you for a dedicated Red Square or Tiananmen Square loiterer.

[Guest ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

I’m surprised with your choice of holiday destination, H.
I have always had you for a dedicated Red Square or Tiananmen Square loiterer.

I'm a Ramblin' Guy. 

[Guest Miles]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I hope they died slowly.

You need locking up.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Miles said:

You need locking up.

As long as it’s not in a room with a 6’4” Shim, I’m in.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The moors have a great appeal to the strange fruit.

 

"This is a local bridge for local people". 

[Guest Miles]

26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

As long as it’s not in a room with a 6’4” Shim, I’m in.

What about a 2' 6" Cornish Spriggan?

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Miles said:

You need locking up.

This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough.

[Guest Miles]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough.

Its a love lock.

[camberwell gypsy]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough.

Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you.

[Guest Miles]

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you.

You are out spanning yourself.

[Mike Hunt]

1 hour ago, Miles said:

Its a love lock.

How about a love shackle - it's a little road place.

[Dave Umbongo]

17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.*   There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 

Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. 

* Poundland

And who said you can't put a price on love.

[Dave Umbongo]

What the fuck is wrong with leaving a jizz filled knotted condom hanging from the bridge instead?

[Guest Miles]

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you.

This does bring back memories of some neighbours with the surname Bridges .. Girda and Arch seemed ok but I always had doubts about their son Roger.

[ratcum]

Some rich jews on that boat that sank

[Guest Miles]

4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Some rich jews on that boat that sank

Any harabs?

[Eric Cuntman]

15 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

How about a love shackle - it's a little road place.

 It’s as big as a whale!

[White Cunt]

8 hours ago, ratcum said:

Some rich jews on that boat that sank

Indeed. Finding a white cunt to blame for it, will be a real bitch.