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Alan Titchmarsh gets Blue Tongue


ChildeHarold

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(if fucking only). what can you say about a guy who has a P J Wodehouse at his bedside, next to his countryfied oil lamp and genuine shepherd's crook leaning nonchalantly against the door after a hard day's tv presenting in the high fells.  Brown Tongue or Blue tongue reap your revenge!... or MPox... or Lyme's... or Bovine Encephalitis... or anything! 

 

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I'm not sure what the fuck you're on about (again) Harold. Anyways, I remember being in Shepherds Bush, years ago and I saw Alan being chauffeur driven around the green... He was looking out of the window, seemingly at the plebs and the general state of the place I imagine. No doubt feeling grateful for the old farts, like yourself, watching his gardening programmes and making him rich. 

It's a true story and I was wondering what you thought about it??

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26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm not sure what the fuck you're on about (again) Harold. Anyways, I remember being in Shepherds Bush, years ago and I saw Alan being chauffeur driven around the green... He was looking out of the window, seemingly at the plebs and the general state of the place I imagine. No doubt feeling grateful for the old farts, like yourself, watching his gardening programmes and making him rich. 

It's a true story and I was wondering what you thought about it??

Having passed your true story to the Forensics Department who report that it has as much credibility as Love Your Weekend and is this probably true if you take it with a pinch of salt and your eyes and ears shut.   He is definitely on a frantic quest to get some sort of MBE or OBE.   I can imagine him treating his wardrobe assistant etc like shit.   Where's my fucking check shirt you cow.   Oi cunt what's up with these cords I can't fucking wear these.   You over there pretty boy you big poof get over here and do my make up.   I bet when he saw you idly passing the time on the street corner his limo slowed down.    Tell me it led to sweet nothings and a crisp pony. 

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