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Angelina Jolie is... is... is Maria Callas


ChildeHarold

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She practised her embouchure behind locked doors.   Same here, I only wish I had Angelina about ten years ago practising on my massive cock.   Mind you I too was a bit of a Diva. 

Angie croaks:  “I was terrified”... “it took me six months of lessons to sing like Callas”.... and (the inevitable woke)  “she was great role model for powerful women”... blah blah blah

Anything goes.  Anything is possible.  Learn to dance like Gene Kelly in two weeks.   Become Oscar Peterson in ten piano lessons.   Climb Mount Everest by walking up Charing Cross Road every day for a month.    Dance like Frank in two five minute lessons.  Qualify as a doctor in three years instead of the usual ten.   Can you use a clock to tell the time and read a MacDonald’s menu?  Get in front of a class and start teaching.   Have you ever seen a brick wall?  Do you even know what a brick is?  Doesn’t matter, start at 6.00 on site and help us build a million new houses.  

https://www.classicfm.com/artists/maria-callas/biopic-angelina-jolie-plot-music-release-date/

 

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12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. 

Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. 

Right on.  I'd be content to lend my thespian skills to Sooty as long as I could find the right hand to go up my glove.  Have you any gifts in that direction? 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. 

Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. 

They’re doing a biopic of Fred Astaire & Ginger Rodgers starring Zodiac Mindwarp and Chaka Khan.

not really.

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On 05/09/2024 at 21:24, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. 

Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. 

CG, I'm auditioning for 'Raaster and Commander'... I'll be playing Russell Crowe's illegitimate grandson. It's a sequel about Black Caeser's life after the death of Blackbeard, tales of drunken debauchery, smuggling, catching herpes from the prostitutes of Port Royal and making one's fortune in the new world. What do think about that then?

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6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

CG, I'm auditioning for 'Raaster and Commander'... I'll be playing Russell Crowe's illegitimate grandson. It's a sequel about Black Caeser's life after the death of Blackbeard, tales of drunken debauchery, smuggling, catching herpes from the prostitutes of Port Royal and making one's fortune in the new world. What do think about that then?

Indeed.

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On 05/09/2024 at 21:24, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. 

Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. 

I reckon Peter could play Rock's cock and David Lammy could be his arsehole after an unusually hard meat diet shit. 

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13 minutes ago, clit licker said:

Wouldn't fuck her now since she's had her tits chopped off, nothing to shoot your muck over and whatch her lick it off. I suppose you could give the cunt a full facial after you've fucked her arse red raw. 

The only redemptive quality you appear to offer is you're probably not a paedophile; I sincerely hope you don't have a wife – or daughter. Christ.

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On 05/09/2024 at 21:38, ChildeHarold said:

Right on.  I'd be content to lend my thespian skills to Sooty as long as I could find the right hand to go up my glove.  Have you any gifts in that direction? 

"Embouchure" .. do you play a wind instrument such as the pink oboe?

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