ChildeHarold Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 She practised her embouchure behind locked doors. Same here, I only wish I had Angelina about ten years ago practising on my massive cock. Mind you I too was a bit of a Diva. Angie croaks: “I was terrified”... “it took me six months of lessons to sing like Callas”.... and (the inevitable woke) “she was great role model for powerful women”... blah blah blah Anything goes. Anything is possible. Learn to dance like Gene Kelly in two weeks. Become Oscar Peterson in ten piano lessons. Climb Mount Everest by walking up Charing Cross Road every day for a month. Dance like Frank in two five minute lessons. Qualify as a doctor in three years instead of the usual ten. Can you use a clock to tell the time and read a MacDonald’s menu? Get in front of a class and start teaching. Have you ever seen a brick wall? Do you even know what a brick is? Doesn’t matter, start at 6.00 on site and help us build a million new houses. https://www.classicfm.com/artists/maria-callas/biopic-angelina-jolie-plot-music-release-date/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. Right on. I'd be content to lend my thespian skills to Sooty as long as I could find the right hand to go up my glove. Have you any gifts in that direction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. They’re doing a biopic of Fred Astaire & Ginger Rodgers starring Zodiac Mindwarp and Chaka Khan. not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. At least he shouldn't have any problems straining his back when he's sucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 On 05/09/2024 at 21:24, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. CG, I'm auditioning for 'Raaster and Commander'... I'll be playing Russell Crowe's illegitimate grandson. It's a sequel about Black Caeser's life after the death of Blackbeard, tales of drunken debauchery, smuggling, catching herpes from the prostitutes of Port Royal and making one's fortune in the new world. What do think about that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 On 05/09/2024 at 22:56, Eric Cuntman said: They’re doing a biopic of Fred Astaire & Ginger Rodgers starring Zodiac Mindwarp and Chaka Khan. not really. Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What do think about that then? Any right thinking cunt would obviously think you were on crack, most of us on the Corner would know that for a FACT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: CG, I'm auditioning for 'Raaster and Commander'... I'll be playing Russell Crowe's illegitimate grandson. It's a sequel about Black Caeser's life after the death of Blackbeard, tales of drunken debauchery, smuggling, catching herpes from the prostitutes of Port Royal and making one's fortune in the new world. What do think about that then? Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 15 Author Report Share Posted September 15 On 05/09/2024 at 21:24, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised it's not Halle Berry. Apparently they're making a film about the life of Mozart with Idris Elbow in the title role and a biopic of Rock Hudson with Peter 'dinky' Dinklage playing the lead. I reckon Peter could play Rock's cock and David Lammy could be his arsehole after an unusually hard meat diet shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clit licker Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Wouldn't fuck her now since she's had her tits chopped off, nothing to shoot your muck over and whatch her lick it off. I suppose you could give the cunt a full facial after you've fucked her arse red raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 13 minutes ago, clit licker said: Wouldn't fuck her now since she's had her tits chopped off, nothing to shoot your muck over and whatch her lick it off. I suppose you could give the cunt a full facial after you've fucked her arse red raw. The only redemptive quality you appear to offer is you're probably not a paedophile; I sincerely hope you don't have a wife – or daughter. Christ. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The only redemptive quality you appear to offer is you're probably not a paedophile; I sincerely hope you don't have a wife – or daughter. Christ. As the username suggests, pure class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 Lenny Henry is... is... is Mohammed Al Fayed. (just a bit darker) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Lenny Henry is... is... is Mohammed Al Fayed. (just a bit darker) He lures the females into his luxury Premier Inn bedroom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He lures the females into his luxury Premier Inn bedroom. Fucking rich! He likes a plump bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miles Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 On 05/09/2024 at 21:38, ChildeHarold said: Right on. I'd be content to lend my thespian skills to Sooty as long as I could find the right hand to go up my glove. Have you any gifts in that direction? "Embouchure" .. do you play a wind instrument such as the pink oboe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 47 minutes ago, Miles said: "Embouchure" .. do you play a wind instrument such as the pink oboe? Spacker Bilk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spacker Bilk Aah that beautiful musical piece he did, 'Spacker on the Shore'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spacker Bilk Humphrey Fliddleton. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Jolie is a bigger self important diva then Callas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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