Decimus Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Never mind the fact that Aitch and Pen may very well freeze to death this winter due to the fuel tax cuts, though it's a tragedy I'm sure you'll all agree. No, if you want to read about real hardship, please consider perusing this Dickensian tale of abject poverty: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjj40zrexo Poor old Rebecca is worried that the VAT increases at private schools will mean her SEND children Tiny Tim, Oliver and the Artful Dodger will see a decrease in the level of support they will receive in order to cater to their various issues. What are these, I hear you ask? Surely such a tale of Victorian woe would require our protagonists to be heroically enduring the ravages of ricketts, consumption and phossy jaw? Oh no, nothing so trivial, these poor urchins are "neuro divergent". A favourite quote of mine from the article could have come straight from the mouth of Fantine, such was the pulling effect it had on my heart strings- "Rebecca is "frightened" by the additional £9,000 a year she has estimated she will have to pay on top of the current £60,000...She considers herself an average earner". Yes, Mrs average personified. A true salt of the earth working class girl just trying to scrape by. Seemingly no thought was given by Rebecca to the thousands of severely disabled children left to rot in normal state schools because of a serious lack of funding that has made it harder for a child to get into a special school than a ten year old Frank trying to get an invite to a birthday party. Neither does she consider that even if SEND support was reduced, her children would still be in classrooms with a dozen other kids at most, and that the teacher will have significantly more time to help the little darlings on a one to one basis than their state school equivalent. So stick your hands in your pockets for the inevitable GoFundMe page and spare a prayer for those like Rebecca who are significantly less fortunate than yourselves. Fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Indeed, and why are the children of upper-middle class parents always given fucking poncey names, as if the parents want to distinguish themselves from the working class proles. Whatever, but that strategy is soon forgotten when it comes to Govt belt-tightening. Lol. Edit - her kids will have got a good hiding for smiling instead of trying desperately to look miserable for the camera like their mother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 You'll note the absence of a "have your say" section on that heart-rending BBC story, presumably because they know full well that your own assessment of the unfortunate mother in question would likely be among the more charitable ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind the fact that Aitch and Pen may very well freeze to death this winter due to the fuel tax cuts, though it's a tragedy I'm sure you'll all agree. No, if you want to read about real hardship, please consider perusing this Dickensian tale of abject poverty: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjj40zrexo Poor old Rebecca is worried that the VAT increases at private schools will mean her SEND children Tiny Tim, Oliver and the Artful Dodger will see a decrease in the level of support they will receive in order to cater to their various issues. What are these, I hear you ask? Surely such a tale of Victorian woe would require our protagonists to be heroically enduring the ravages of ricketts, consumption and phossy jaw? Oh no, nothing so trivial, these poor urchins are "neuro divergent". A favourite quote of mine from the article could have come straight from the mouth of Fantine, such was the pulling effect it had on my heart strings- "Rebecca is "frightened" by the additional £9,000 a year she has estimated she will have to pay on top of the current £60,000...She considers herself an average earner". Yes, Mrs average personified. A true salt of the earth working class girl just trying to scrape by. Seemingly no thought was given by Rebecca to the thousands of severely disabled children left to rot in normal state schools because of a serious lack of funding that has made it harder for a child to get into a special school than a ten year old Frank trying to get an invite to a birthday party. Neither does she consider that even if SEND support was reduced, her children would still be in classrooms with a dozen other kids at most, and that the teacher will have significantly more time to help the little darlings on a one to one basis than their state school equivalent. So stick your hands in your pockets for the inevitable GoFundMe page and spare a prayer for those like Rebecca who are significantly less fortunate than yourselves. Fuck off. Howz that special wheelchair with the made to measure seat going, still waiting? Don't worry I'm quite close to Beachy Head this weekend I can take you out for a trip. Frank says he's cleared the filming with the National Trust, as long as we clean up afterwards and Miles has his new Pentax 17 to take some shots for lobby cards at the film previews. Will you require make up? Glitter? Polyester blond wig? You fucking big fat egotistical bumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 15 minutes ago, scotty said: You'll note the absence of a "have your say" section on that heart-rending BBC story, presumably because they know full well that your own assessment of the unfortunate mother in question would likely be among the more charitable ones. BBC definition of "Comments" is fuck off mugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 22 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Indeed, and why are the children of upper-middle class parents always given fucking poncey names, as if the parents want to distinguish themselves from the working class proles. Whatever, but that strategy is soon forgotten when it comes to Govt belt-tightening. Lol. Edit - her kids will have got a good hiding for smiling instead of trying desperately to look miserable for the camera like their mother. Ollie, they all end up batting for England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Howz that special wheelchair with the made to measure seat going, still waiting? Don't worry I'm quite close to Beachy Head this weekend I can take you out for a trip. Frank says he's cleared the filming with the National Trust, as long as we clean up afterwards and Miles has his new Pentax 17 to take some shots for lobby cards at the film previews. Will you require make up? Glitter? Polyester blond wig? You fucking big fat egotistical bumpkin. I got beachy head once, sand under the foreskin is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Just now, Neil said: I got beachy head once, sand under the foreskin is a cunt. Have you tried thoroughly rinsing in bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Gosh Westonbirt, a school we considered for our own children. Very much a 'jolly hockey sticks' vibe going on when we were given a tour by one of the prefects before sitting down with the head mistress for tea and digestive biscuits. I'm flabbergasted that a third of the current pupil count are on SEND. One way to ease the burden of school fees I s'pose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Howz that special wheelchair with the made to measure seat going, still waiting? Don't worry I'm quite close to Beachy Head this weekend I can take you out for a trip. Frank says he's cleared the filming with the National Trust, as long as we clean up afterwards and Miles has his new Pentax 17 to take some shots for lobby cards at the film previews. Will you require make up? Glitter? Polyester blond wig? You fucking big fat egotistical bumpkin. Never mind this shit, Aitch, stay on topic or I'll kick your fucking teeth in. I've got no problem with people sending their children to private school. Most people would if they could afford it, even you with your Marxist holier than fucking Mao attitude. What I take umbrage with are hooray Henry types claiming to be average hard done by plebs, and crying about it on the news website of our national broadcaster. They should fuck off to 'Horse and Hounds' and spare the rest of us their ridiculous woe-is-me barrage of absolute fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, Aitch, stay on topic or I'll kick your fucking teeth in. I've got no problem with people sending their children to private school. Most people would if they could afford it, even you with your Marxist holier than fucking Mao attitude. What I take umbrage with are hooray Henry types claiming to be average hard done by plebs, and crying about it on the news website of our national broadcaster. They should fuck off to 'Horse and Hounds' and spare the rest of us their ridiculous woe-is-me barrage of absolute fucking shit. I totally agree with myself on that. But how are you Dec following your epic full frontal on Frank? You do realise the match has only just begun. Frank has been soaking up your best punches and this nom proves to me you've got nothing left in the tank except this sort of mediocre political commentary that cunt ChildeHarold has become infamous and justifiably mocked to high heaven. Even Neil is shocked and he doesn't get excited easily. Ask any of the women he's been with. Redacted doesn't care. He's got a giant dildo to keep him happy. I'm the only one here with an open heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Gosh Westonbirt, a school we considered for our own children. Very much a 'jolly hockey sticks' vibe going on when we were given a tour by one of the prefects before sitting down with the head mistress for tea and digestive biscuits. I'm flabbergasted that a third of the current pupil count are on SEND. One way to ease the burden of school fees I s'pose. Something grips kids when they know their parents are paying for their school. It's called attitude to learning. They become all posh-like like their parents mutating from orrible little shits into orrible posh little shits. I went to a Brain Damage Private Hospital on the NHS because there was no beds. It never not no how hurt me. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I totally agree with myself on that. But how are you Dec following your epic full frontal on Frank? You do realise the match has only just begun. Frank has been soaking up your best punches and this nom proves to me you've got nothing left in the tank except this sort of mediocre political commentary that cunt ChildeHarold has become infamous and justifiably mocked to high heaven. Even Neil is shocked and he doesn't get excited easily. Ask any of the women he's been with. Redacted doesn't care. He's got a giant dildo to keep him happy. I'm the only one here with an open heart. Wheesht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It never not no how hurt me. Ever. Clevor Trever. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 Just now, scotty said: Clevor Trever. 👍 I'm special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm special. It wouldn't make you a special, it would make you a blockhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I'm special. You certainly are. There aren't many people who would get away with giving me the sort of brazen fucking lip that you do, but despite myself I've got a bit of a soft spot for you, Aitch. Don't fucking push it, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, Aitch, stay on topic or I'll kick your fucking teeth in. TBF I did consider nuking CH's post but you did self-derail when you mentioned him and Pen in the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23 Author Report Share Posted September 23 Just now, Mrs Roops said: TBF I did consider nuking CH's post but you did self-derail when you mentioned him and Pen in the OP. Fair enough. I was actually more surprised that he didn't use the opportunity to stick his orthopaedic boot into Starmer yet again, he doesn't usually miss a beat when it comes to his current betê noire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Something grips kids when they know their parents are paying for their school. It's called attitude to learning. They become all posh-like like their parents mutating from orrible little shits into orrible posh little shits. I went to a Brain Damage Private Hospital on the NHS because there was no beds. It never not no how hurt me. Ever. Some privately educated children are indeed little shits but most are not. My husband, who went to Dean Close, Cheltenham privately admitted to me that whilst he received a first class education he realised later on that his emotional intelligence was stunted and really had little idea how the other half lived. In the end we moved to North Wales and whilst I was sort of OK for our children to go to Dean Close I was not ok for them to be enrolled as boarders. Fortunately hubby did not want a disconnect between us and the kids as experienced with his own parents. In the end we found that the Welsh medium schools were of a higher standard that the English speaking schools so we elected for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm special. Needs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 53 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Some privately educated children are indeed little shits but most are not. My husband, who went to Dean Close, Cheltenham privately admitted to me that whilst he received a first class education he realised later on that his emotional intelligence was stunted and really had little idea how the other half lived. In the end we moved to North Wales and whilst I was sort of OK for our children to go to Dean Close I was not ok for them to be enrolled as boarders. Fortunately hubby did not want a disconnect between us and the kids as experienced with his own parents. In the end we found that the Welsh medium schools were of a higher standard that the English speaking schools so we elected for that. Interesting. But I'm actually more surprised that you found someone to chuck their muck up your flue, twice. Is he SEND as well?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 47 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Some privately educated children are indeed little shits but most are not. My husband, who went to Dean Close, Cheltenham privately admitted to me that whilst he received a first class education he realised later on that his emotional intelligence was stunted and really had little idea how the other half lived. In the end we moved to North Wales and whilst I was sort of OK for our children to go to Dean Close I was not ok for them to be enrolled as boarders. Fortunately hubby did not want a disconnect between us and the kids as experienced with his own parents. In the end we found that the Welsh medium schools were of a higher standard that the English speaking schools so we elected for that. Both of mine went to a private school. The girl was as thick as pigshit, and still is, sadly. The experience diminished her and she would’ve have been better served at the local, and excellent state school but the ex was a crushing snob. She’d have benefitted from local kids in the neighbourhood knocking on the door to go and play out but that couldn’t happen as she was labelled a rich kid (the straw boater in the summer uniform was a dead giveaway I guess) and became quite isolated. Everytime she needed to go anywhere we had to drive her there and she couldn’t quite understand why we only ski-ed once a year and never ski-ed in spring too ‘like Phoebe does!’ Phoebe’s daddy had a lodge in Aspen ffs. The boy, who like his father, was bright and thrived. Kings and Queen’s in Chester, incidentally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 I I feel for the lad who was bullied at school, no doubt by several feral little cunts whose fat fucking cunt of parents are probably sat at home tucking into their bake bean sandwich, while watching Loose Witches on their subsidised 55inch TV, while the school is either too fucking scared to sort the little darlings out ir just can't be arsed. My cousin's son was bullied by some gang led by some ugly little fuck. My cousin found out where he lived and went round the hovel where the shit lived and in no uncertain terms informed his dad that if his son laid one finger on him he'd drag him out of the house and kick the living shit out of him. It worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23 Report Share Posted September 23 3 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Indeed, and why are the children of upper-middle class parents always given fucking poncey names, as if the parents want to distinguish themselves from the working class proles. Whatever, but that strategy is soon forgotten when it comes to Govt belt-tightening. Lol. Edit - her kids will have got a good hiding for smiling instead of trying desperately to look miserable for the camera like their mother. Names I heard recently was Strontium and Gods Power. The latter admittedly were African Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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