Guest DonGaargonphalusflavius Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 After a Hollyweird ceremony this idiot has somewhere from being secret initiation Elite Kabala Anal De flowering ceremony To thinking his minds brains opened up to see having visions of solving complex fractals equations geometry sacred knowledge But in reality it's his anal cavity that has been re bored to a wider diameter Possibly due to the trauma experience his coping Cunting mechanism has devised a totally fictitious imaginary scenario which leads him to believe his mission is to be the centre of ancient forbidden secret occult knowledge He needs to convince the world that he has cracked the code matrix which no other being scientist has managed to I'm past century He needs to convince the world that 1x1 = And mathematics as we know it has been all a lie He then amongst so many claims that he is too big for acting and that after summoning spirits in his bathroom by just looking in the mirror playing with the light switch turning it on n off That he then can vessel any spirit character that he wishes He reckons his role in life purpose is to expose the lies of current education n teaching standards revolutionise rewrite creation story Ignore expose the so called powers that are holding back this info from the public That even if his life is in danger as he worries that they will all come after him But if it means that he has go down as martyr so be it Phek me ...thers lots more but tha wud mean I'd hav read more about this overpaid string puppet .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 I enjoyed your transcribed Jeremy Clarkson slam poetry a while back, but your recent output reads like it should be scrawled in human shit on the walls of Rampton. It's intriguing to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 This could be a good subject but why transcribe the story into nonsense. Not sure I can be bothered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miles Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 @Cuntybaws Do you understand what this "Doncuntfuck" cunt is on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 35 minutes ago, Miles said: @Cuntybaws Do you understand what this "Doncuntfuck" cunt is on about? I think I understand a lot of it. Hopefully I’m wrong, because if I’m right it means I’ve become one of those wankers who claims they can actually see a sailing ship when they stare at one of those ‘magic eye’ pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 3 hours ago, Miles said: @Cuntybaws Do you understand what this "Doncuntfuck" cunt is on about? Had Chomsky happened upon this dog's dinner of a nomination he would have realised his theory of a universal transformational grammar was a crock of shit and binned it forthwith. It would still be fucking brilliant compared to Terryology, though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 I haven't a fucking clue what he's talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miles Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I haven't a fucking clue what he's talking about. snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I haven't a fucking clue what he's talking about. Neither does "it". It's off It's crust at best, most likely brain dead though. HTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 2 hours ago, Miles said: snap! Was that your knee? You need your Zimmer frame, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Zimmer frame, She thinks that’s an old box camera from Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 I thought I made random drug fueled nominations ,but you're really outshining me. I like you ,don't listen to Mrs Roops she doesn't see a good nomination if it slapped her in her ginger fanny and called her Susan, please continue I have faith in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 1 minute ago, Snowy said: I thought I made random drug fueled nominations ,but you're really outshining me. I like you ,don't listen to Mrs Roops she doesn't see a good nomination if it slapped her in her ginger fanny and called her Susan, please continue I have faith in you. I knew he was a genius when he posted a picture of Prince Charles standing next to Camilla with a big African standing on the other side of her, and captioned it… ‘pass de duchess on de lef han side’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She thinks that’s an old box camera from Germany. You thought Box Brownie is what you do to a Pakistani. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew he was a genius when he posted a picture of Prince Charles standing next to Camilla with a big African standing on the other side of her, and captioned it… ‘pass de duchess on de lef han side’ A true member of mensa I'd say,I like him. I'm currently watching the sequeal to joker and wondering why we got a sequeal to a film that didn't need one and why wasn't there ever a dread 2 or any other story adapted from 2000ad like strotium dogs ,rouge trooper slaine, fuck dc. Also fuck @Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 3 minutes ago, Snowy said: A true member of mensa I'd say,I like him. I'm currently watching the sequeal to joker and wondering why we got a sequeal to a film that didn't need one and why wasn't there ever a dread 2 or any other story adapted from 2000ad like strotium dogs ,rouge trooper slaine, fuck dc. Also fuck @Frank 'Fuck Frank' could be a good film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 6 minutes ago, Snowy said: A true member of mensa I'd say,I like him. I'm currently watching the sequeal to joker and wondering why we got a sequeal to a film that didn't need one and why wasn't there ever a dread 2 or any other story adapted from 2000ad like strotium dogs ,rouge trooper slaine, fuck dc. Also fuck @Frank Out of likes. I would fucking love a 2000AD adaptation that wasn’t just cover boy Joe Dredd. Rogue Trooper would be nice, but for simplicity’s sake, find some big mick cunt and do an Irish Conan with the ‘Slaine’ character. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Fuck Frank' could be a good film. Like lady chatterly,I picture a remote log cabin in a remote part of France ,the young woman is being undressed by a dark stranger. As he unbuttons her and brings out her pert bosoms one word he mutters into her ear "walnut" and she gushes like a fountain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 29 minutes ago, Snowy said: Also fuck @Frank As it's the stupid poofters last night here, I felt it right to repost the crack head saying 'Fuck Frank'. Lol. https://imgur.com/a/K35gl1a He's hated by everyone, good riddance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miles Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was that your knee? You need your Zimmer frame, Pen. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 35 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: As it's the stupid poofters last night here, I felt it right to repost the crack head saying 'Fuck Frank'. Lol. https://imgur.com/a/K35gl1a He's hated by everyone, good riddance. I presume he's there in his one bed flat with the overly sized door,shouting "rice an peas rice an peas" whilst his sulking 10 stone wet frame gingerly pulls his new wig off and puts his camera away in the realisation it's all over. Fuck him I'm glad he's dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I haven't a fucking clue what he's talking about. I want to know what he’s got against Terrence Trent D’arby anyway. ‘Sign Your Name’ was a brilliant song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes. I would fucking love a 2000AD adaptation that wasn’t just cover boy Joe Dredd. Rogue Trooper would be nice, but for simplicity’s sake, find some big mick cunt and do an Irish Conan with the ‘Slaine’ character. The only adaption of rouge trooper was a game they made something like 15 years ago ,I don't want to get all ereptyle on you but it was pretty good, slaine is a tricky one because it's just gaelic conan. Abc warriors adaption would be good because from slys film already we know they can do the actual characters justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 8 minutes ago, Snowy said: gaelic conan. Arnold O’Schwarzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 1 hour ago, Snowy said: the young woman is being undressed by a dark stranger. Reported for racism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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