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7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last year they found an anomoly on my pancreas, I’m having a biopsy tomorrow. This is a very true story. A difficult time for me and Mrs Cnut and the children. Standby for further and apologies for my spontenuity decrement.

Good luck 🤞 

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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last year they found an anomoly on my pancreas, I’m having a biopsy tomorrow. This is a very true story. A difficult time for me and Mrs Cnut and the children. Standby for further and apologies for my spontenuity decrement.

Morning, DC. I know how unsettling that news can be. I went through something very similar myself recently, and these pages really helped pull me through. If you want to talk about it, either here or in private, I'm here for you. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, but I assure you that you're not alone. True.

You certainly don't strike me as someone who'd take this lying down. Despite the challenges between us in recent months, I'll be sending all my positive thoughts your way for the best possible outcome. If you need anything at all.. even just a distraction or someone to bully, don't hesitate to reach out. 

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12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last year they found an anomoly on my pancreas, I’m having a biopsy tomorrow. This is a very true story. A difficult time for me and Mrs Cnut and the children. Standby for further and apologies for my spontenuity decrement.

I'm sorry to hear this news DC, we joined this site at a similar time and although we had our ups and downs to begin with, looking back, it was sibling rivalry and our old man @Roadkill finally got us on the right track and now we get on like a house on fire. We've both showed any potential newcomers how to survive and thrive here, despite the efforts of Mr Shit, the soon to be gone Greek poofter, Pen and Harold 'The Demented'... We will go down in Corner legend when we're dead. Live life to the full old chap, take the pension money and go on a year long bender... Top brass', high quality white and kill (or pay someone to kill) any cunt who's pissed you off before the big man calls you to the Grand Lodge above.

Kindest regards, 

Raas. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm sorry to hear this news DC, we joined this site at a similar time and although we had our ups and downs to begin with, looking back, it was sibling rivalry and our old man @Roadkill finally got us on the right track and now we get on like a house on fire. We've both showed any potential newcomers how to survive and thrive here, despite the efforts of Mr Shit, the soon to be gone Greek poofter, Pen and Harold 'The Demented'... We will go down in Corner legend when we're dead. Live life to the full old chap, take the pension money and go on a year long bender... Top brass', high quality white and kill (or pay someone to kill) any cunt who's pissed you off before the big man calls you to the Grand Lodge above.

Kindest regards, 

Raas. 

 

Spoken with absolutely no genuine feeling or sincerity whatsoever. Despicable fucking moron. 

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4 hours ago, Frank said:

Morning, DC. I know how unsettling that news can be. I went through something very similar myself recently, and these pages really helped pull me through. If you want to talk about it, either here or in private, I'm here for you. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, but I assure you that you're not alone. True.

You certainly don't strike me as someone who'd take this lying down. Despite the challenges between us in recent months, I'll be sending all my positive thoughts your way for the best possible outcome. If you need anything at all.. even just a distraction or someone to bully, don't hesitate to reach out. 

Christ, it's the new 'caring and supportive' Frank.  I feel physically sick. You are about as supportive as a 25 year old surgical truss.

 

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16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Christ, it's the new 'caring and supportive' Frank.  I feel physically sick. You are about as supportive as a 25 year old surgical truss.

 

Withers, you stupid French cunt. 

Did you know Franks leaving the site, permanently, if I'm on the leaderboard on Sunday? He's also said 'There will be no more communication between us'. Well, that lasted all of 3-4 days. Lol. The Man has flipped with no hope of turning it around... He's talked too much and made himself look a right stupid cunt. 

Let's see if he has any honour and keeps his word. 

Fuck off. 

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2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Let's see if he has any honour and keeps his word. 

Of course he won't. He's Greek.

However, it will be a convenient stick to beat him with after Sunday. He's going to look like the absolute mother of all fuckwits whenever he shows his stupid face after that. 

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1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Are you sure? I thought London Station was called Paddington, after Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm surprised it hasn't been renamed after Nelson Mandela or Mary Seacole.

Now that the age of steam has passed, and all the soot has been removed, what would be the point?

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I’ve had an update folks, and many thanks for your kind thoughts. The diagnosis states that I’m a complete cunt, none of this is true and it was all a ruse to lull @Frank out and redress the balance of him conning me last week. Predictably…he bought it. For what it’s worth, going forward…I don’t even have a wife, nor children nor a pancreas. @Frank…touchē…cunt.

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10 hours ago, Frank said:

Morning, DC. I know how unsettling that news can be. I went through something very similar myself recently, and these pages really helped pull me through. If you want to talk about it, either here or in private, I'm here for you. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, but I assure you that you're not alone. True.

You certainly don't strike me as someone who'd take this lying down. Despite the challenges between us in recent months, I'll be sending all my positive thoughts your way for the best possible outcome. If you need anything at all.. even just a distraction or someone to bully, don't hesitate to reach out. 

You stupid fucking cunt.

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3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Are you sure? I thought London Station was called Paddington, after Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm surprised it hasn't been renamed after Nelson Mandela or Mary Seacole.

Euston we have a problem.

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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ve had an update folks, and many thanks for your kind thoughts. The diagnosis states that I’m a complete cunt, none of this is true and it was all a ruse to lull @Frank out and redress the balance of him conning me last week. Predictably…he bought it. For what it’s worth, going forward…I don’t even have a wife, nor children nor a pancreas. @Frank…touchē…cunt.

 

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ve had an update folks, and many thanks for your kind thoughts. The diagnosis states that I’m a complete cunt, none of this is true and it was all a ruse to lull @Frank out and redress the balance of him conning me last week. Predictably…he bought it. For what it’s worth, going forward…I don’t even have a wife, nor children nor a pancreas. @Frank…touchē…cunt.

Beautifully played, DC, this is the icing on the cake. He's finished. Lol 

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21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Last year they found an anomoly on my pancreas, I’m having a biopsy tomorrow. This is a very true story. A difficult time for me and Mrs Cnut and the children. Standby for further and apologies for my spontenuity decrement.

The only anomaly around here is you.   And while I am here, what the fuck is "spontenuity"?   Frank must be laughing his red socks off at your fucking neanderthal complacency and gullibility.   Of course we got half suckered in on your sick attempt to play a con trick on the Corner.  I am reporting you for Derailment of your own nomination. 

Fucking derailment at St Pancras you ripe tart. 

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11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 The diagnosis states that I’m a complete cunt

You certainly are, as you should never joke about cancer. I've had it 13 times (more than Frank) and know what I'm talking about. At least you came clean  before I spent 5,000€ on a celebratory party. 

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Did you get your Septic tank cleaned out, Withers? 

He wouldn’t have a reason to. Amongst many applications, the frogs utilise copious amounts of shit for home cooking, perfumes and settlement of disagreements. It’s all gone in no time.

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