Friday Night Is Music Night

[Guest ChildeHarold]

This used to be a delightful longstanding Radio 2 LIVE show of popular light music.  In its wisdom the BBC has transferred it to the snotty classical station Radio 3.    Now it is mostly pre recorded and has a mix of the sort of light classical music your Victorian great great grandparents would have been proud of.    Plus the odd recently "rediscovered" female composer by todays feminists, previously consigned to the rubbish bin of history for very good reasons, worked into the programme.  In other words the USP and main reason for tuning into "live exciting popular music" has been killed stone dead.    Time to defund this clueless quango that serves to provide jobs for public school girl and boy Oxbridge graduates and sell off any bits that have a viable commercial future. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This used to be a delightful longstanding Radio 2 LIVE show of popular light music.  In its wisdom the BBC has transferred it to the snotty classical station Radio 3.    Now it is mostly pre recorded and has a mix of the sort of light classical music your Victorian great great grandparents would have been proud of.    Plus the odd recently "rediscovered" female composer by todays feminists, previously consigned to the rubbish bin of history for very good reasons, worked into the programme.  In other words the USP and main reason for tuning into "live exciting popular music" has been killed stone dead.    Time to defund this clueless quango that serves to provide jobs for public school girl and boy Oxbridge graduates and sell off any bits that have a viable commercial future. 

You getting all worked up listening to your ‘Philco’ tranny again?

[Guest ChildeHarold]

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You getting all worked up listening to your ‘Philco’ tranny again?

It didn't need much to trigger the word TRANNY Eric.  Nobody can hear you scream on Cunts Corner. 

[Eric Cuntman]

53 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

It didn't need much to trigger the word TRANNY Eric.  Nobody can hear you scream on Cunts Corner. 

Crystal set?

[Guest ChildeHarold]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Crystal set?

Cats Whisker

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Cats Whisker

That’s the wiggly wire bit isn’t it?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

This used to be a delightful longstanding Radio 2 LIVE show of popular light music.  In its wisdom the BBC has transferred it to the snotty classical station Radio 3.    Now it is mostly pre recorded and has a mix of the sort of light classical music your Victorian great great grandparents would have been proud of.    Plus the odd recently "rediscovered" female composer by todays feminists, previously consigned to the rubbish bin of history for very good reasons, worked into the programme.  In other words the USP and main reason for tuning into "live exciting popular music" has been killed stone dead.    Time to defund this clueless quango that serves to provide jobs for public school girl and boy Oxbridge graduates and sell off any bits that have a viable commercial future. 

Yes. I remember this. I used to listen to this when I was making myself beautiful for the usual early 80s piss ups I attended. Someone told me that I enjoyed myself. 

[Guest ChildeHarold]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

That’s the wiggly wire bit isn’t it?

Fuck knows.  I like the smell of bakelite in the morning. 

[Guest ChildeHarold]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Yes. I remember this. I used to listen to this when I was making myself beautiful for the usual early 80s piss ups I attended. Someone told me that I enjoyed myself. 

The Goldsmiths Student Union really rocked in those days. 

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

The Goldsmiths Student Union really rocked in those days. 

I've no idea. 

[Guest ChildeHarold]

12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've no idea. 

It was at the cutting edge of black bass guitarist meets white nubile young art student.  Interested now? 

[Guest Miles]

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It was at the cutting edge of black bass guitarist meets white nubile young art student.  Interested now? 

Workers Playtime?

[Decimus]

On 25/10/2024 at 19:59, ChildeHarold said:

This used to be a delightful longstanding Radio 2 LIVE show of popular light music.  In its wisdom the BBC has transferred it to the snotty classical station Radio 3.    Now it is mostly pre recorded and has a mix of the sort of light classical music your Victorian great great grandparents would have been proud of.    Plus the odd recently "rediscovered" female composer by todays feminists, previously consigned to the rubbish bin of history for very good reasons, worked into the programme.  In other words the USP and main reason for tuning into "live exciting popular music" has been killed stone dead.    Time to defund this clueless quango that serves to provide jobs for public school girl and boy Oxbridge graduates and sell off any bits that have a viable commercial future. 

You're getting mouthy, Aitch, wind it in or I'll be coming for you again.

You didn't like it the last time and I can tell you now, you'll like it even less during the encore.

Fucking idiot.

[scotty]

On 25/10/2024 at 20:04, Eric Cuntman said:

You getting all worked up listening to your ‘Philco’ tranny again?

Ah, the Philco Tranny. One of Pen's older club members, I believe.

[Eric Cuntman]

10 minutes ago, scotty said:

Ah, the Philco Tranny. One of Pen's older club members, I believe.

Another casualty of modern context. Once upon a time, people could walk around saying they were ‘feeling gay’ without any implication of bumming or wearing dresses if you’ve got a cock.

[scotty]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Another casualty of modern context. Once upon a time, people could walk around saying they were ‘feeling gay’ without any implication of bumming or wearing dresses if you’ve got a cock.

Very true, Eric. It's also a sad fact that nowadays it seems to be acceptable behaviour. Whichever euphemism was employed back in the day to imply heemasex shenanigans, it was always clearly understood by all and sundry that there was something implicitly wrong and perverted in such behaviour. Social ostracism and physical beatings frequently ensued. 

We're going to Hell in a pink handcart with rainbow stripes, a "powered by fairy dust" sticker on the bumper and a Trans Rights badge in the back window. 

[Eric Cuntman]

33 minutes ago, scotty said:

Very true, Eric. It's also a sad fact that nowadays it seems to be acceptable behaviour. Whichever euphemism was employed back in the day to imply heemasex shenanigans, it was always clearly understood by all and sundry that there was something implicitly wrong and perverted in such behaviour. Social ostracism and physical beatings frequently ensued. 

We're going to Hell in a pink handcart with rainbow stripes, a "powered by fairy dust" sticker on the bumper and a Trans Rights badge in the back window. 

“Biffa! Uncle Dekka telt us yee worra heemasex. What ya ganna dee aboorit?”

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, scotty said:

Very true, Eric. It's also a sad fact that nowadays it seems to be acceptable behaviour. Whichever euphemism was employed back in the day to imply heemasex shenanigans, it was always clearly understood by all and sundry that there was something implicitly wrong and perverted in such behaviour. Social ostracism and physical beatings frequently ensued. 

We're going to Hell in a pink handcart with rainbow stripes, a "powered by fairy dust" sticker on the bumper and a Trans Rights badge in the back window. 

When I was at school, any boy who turned up in a dress and started to piss sitting down would have been subjected to the fucking mother of all kickings. Nowadays they flaunt it and the rest of the brainwashed kids who would have punched their lights out twenty years ago, are giving them pats on the back and using their preferred pronouns.

@Miles when you were at school in the 1830s, how were you received the first day you decided to turn up in a skirt with your monster cock hanging down past your knees?

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

When I was at school, any boy who turned up in a dress and started to piss sitting down would have been subjected to the fucking mother of all kickings. Nowadays they flaunt it and the rest of the brainwashed kids who would have punched their lights out twenty years ago, are giving them pats on the back and using their preferred pronouns.

@Miles when you were at school in the 1830s, how were you received the first day you decided to turn up in a skirt with your monster cock hanging down past your knees?

There’s a fat kid down the road from me, really fucking fat, nearly 12, just started secondary school and as far as I can tell, remains completely un-bullied. 
 Kids now are fucked. When I was at school, a fat kid that went to McDonald’s with his mummy three times a week and walks everywhere he goes stuffing food into his mouth would have been bullied into a psychiatric unit within a fortnight. And so would any cunt that refused to bully him. 
 When I see him walk past, I want to bully him, and I’m 52 so the kids in the year above him have no fucking excuse for not leaving him tied up in public, stripped naked with ‘FAT CUNT’ sharpied on his forehead and a sausage roll hanging out of his arse.

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There’s a fat kid down the road from me, really fucking fat, nearly 12, just started secondary school and as far as I can tell, remains completely un-bullied. 
 Kids now are fucked. When I was at school, a fat kid that went to McDonald’s with his mummy three times a week and walks everywhere he goes stuffing food into his mouth would have been bullied into a psychiatric unit within a fortnight. And so would any cunt that refused to bully him. 
 When I see him walk past, I want to bully him, and I’m 52 so the kids in the year above him have no fucking excuse for not leaving him tied up in public, stripped naked with ‘FAT CUNT’ sharpied on his forehead and a sausage roll hanging out of his arse.

You know society is fucked when on every high street you can see dozens of fat cunts happily walking along unmolested whilst eating a Gregg's sausage roll.

These cunts should be shamed to the point that they have to furtively eat their pasties whilst hiding away in some damp cellar with no lights.

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You know society is fucked when on every high street you can see dozens of fat cunts happily walking along unmolested whilst eating a Gregg's sausage roll.

These cunts should be shamed to the point that they have to furtively eat their pasties whilst hiding away in some damp cellar with no lights.

Give ‘em dust. DUST.

[Guest ChildeHarold]

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Give ‘em dust. DUST.

Wot!  No cream and jam iced buns?

[Guest ChildeHarold]

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There’s a fat kid down the road from me, really fucking fat, nearly 12, just started secondary school and as far as I can tell, remains completely un-bullied. 
 Kids now are fucked. When I was at school, a fat kid that went to McDonald’s with his mummy three times a week and walks everywhere he goes stuffing food into his mouth would have been bullied into a psychiatric unit within a fortnight. And so would any cunt that refused to bully him. 
 When I see him walk past, I want to bully him, and I’m 52 so the kids in the year above him have no fucking excuse for not leaving him tied up in public, stripped naked with ‘FAT CUNT’ sharpied on his forehead and a sausage roll hanging out of his arse.

A fat kid in my day was as rare as a gazelle in a lion enclosure.  In fact you never even saw kids leaning towards plumpness.    Most were skinny as a bone.  A look at any old school photos support that I'm not making it up.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

A fat kid in my day was as rare as a gazelle in a lion enclosure.  In fact you never even saw kids leaning towards plumpness.    Most were skinny as a bone.  A look at any old school photos support that I'm not making it up.

I know rationing was tough Harold.

[Guest King Billy]

2 hours ago, scotty said:

We're going to Hell in a pink handcart with rainbow stripes, a "powered by fairy dust" sticker on the bumper and a Trans Rights badge in the back window. 

There was one of them alongside my imaginary M4 at the lights last week scotty. Cunt bet me a fiver he could blow me off, but the missus was with me and wouldn’t let me pull in at the next lay-by.